Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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the bus driver kicked me off da bus today.
he sed its coz ma oyster ran out but i think its coz im a muslim wiv a beard n a prayer cap

:coolbro: <--- kinda like this guy
 
nafy_luvz_u said:
my works too hard my works too hard my works too hard!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :'(

i got da urge 2 scream wat all pakis scream 'AMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' .....or is dat jus me? lol

:'( too much ryt up 2 do...i cant concentrate n i got migrane...n any second now am gonna get told off 4 summit stupid as usual!! :'(

w/salaam
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doesnt matter sis i no how ur feelin.... my w/ks 2 hard and coz im not gttin the point im gettin a headache but i.a lets make dua to Allah (swt) to make the work easier for us:

'allahumma la sahla illama ja'altahu sahla anta taj'alu hasana itha ma shi'ta sahaa'
 
nafy_luvz_u said:
my works too hard my works too hard my works too hard!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :'(

i got da urge 2 scream wat all pakis scream 'AMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' .....or is dat jus me? lol

:'( too much ryt up 2 do...i cant concentrate n i got migrane...n any second now am gonna get told off 4 summit stupid as usual!! :'(

w/salaam
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Go to bed early and sleep. Seriously.

Abd'Majid said:
the bus driver kicked me off da bus today.
he sed its coz ma oyster ran out but i think its coz im a muslim wiv a beard n a prayer cap
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Your what?
 
omg... erm my admirer said he wants to marry me and that he'll take me around the world n treat me like a princess, and that he can 'live' with it if i don't like him:-\. I felt so uncomfrotable i didn't reply and i just looked down at the floor. I'm starting to feel sorry for him. Is there an easy way to let him down? Oh and he also has my house number and my address thanks tome brain-dead cousin.
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:sl:

my prob......try to solve it inshalah...

well it happ months ago...... i was coming out from da station...making my exit da usual way......funny ppl around me started to rush pass me......hideaway to another platform....at the front....police were front .....and guess wot instead of looking at those who were rushing or running away....they picked me...and stopped me.....to see my oyester...to see if am using the my own one...or frauding it...is it coz am wearing da full and complete islamic dress?

:w:
 
Salaamz

Muslimah 4eva said:
doesnt matter sis i no how ur feelin.... my w/ks 2 hard and coz im not gttin the point im gettin a headache but i.a lets make dua to Allah (swt) to make the work easier for us:

'allahumma la sahla illama ja'altahu sahla anta taj'alu hasana itha ma shi'ta sahaa'
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yeh sis inshAllah :sister:
jazakAllah x

Go to bed early and sleep. Seriously.
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hummmmmmmm....so workin up until half 12 in da nyt wasnt a gud idea? :uhwhat *sigh*

bro am i goin mad???? :? plz let me knowwwwwwwwwwwwww :grumbling

w/salaamz
 
^ lol sure luks like it, do you luk like this by any chance:

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;D ;D
 
Abd'Majid said:
^ lol sure luks like it, do you luk like this by any chance:

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;D ;D
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Dats pure and utter cheek!!! :offended:

i dont look lyk dat no.....i grab dogs instead looooooool :giggling:

i swear work stress is gettin 2 me :'(

i wonder if i am seriously turnin in2 a bozo....hummmm..... :?
 
question:

How can a dude wiv a beard AS NICE AND BEAUTIFUL as osama bin-ladens be called a terrorist? i mean just luk at his beard:

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^ subhanAllah THAT BEARD!!!!!!!
 
Salaamz

yeh mashAllah :)

im lukin 4ward 2 bro muezzins ansa lol ;D

w/salaam
 
helena said:
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my prob......try to solve it inshalah...

well it happ months ago...... i was coming out from da station...making my exit da usual way......funny ppl around me started to rush pass me......hideaway to another platform....at the front....police were front .....and guess wot instead of looking at those who were rushing or running away....they picked me...and stopped me.....to see my oyester...to see if am using the my own one...or frauding it...is it coz am wearing da full and complete islamic dress?

:w:
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Of course. The cops are insititutionally racist. Even the black and Asian ones.

;)

Abd'Majid, a nice beard does not a good man make.

Mu'MiNaH~ said:
omg... erm my admirer said he wants to marry me and that he'll take me around the world n treat me like a princess, and that he can 'live' with it if i don't like him. I felt so uncomfrotable i didn't reply and i just looked down at the floor. I'm starting to feel sorry for him. Is there an easy way to let him down?
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Yes. It involves brass knuckles and a hospital visit.

Oh and he also has my house number and my address thanks tome brain-dead cousin.
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Holy moley! Tell your parents before the psycho comes a-callin'... and polish up that knuckle duster while you set the cops to speed-dial.

And on that confusingly aggressive note, Next!
 
Salaamz

wat do i tell ma parents wen i fail my course at college?

take care
w/salaam :)
 

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