Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Have you ever cried so hard that you thought you'd gone insane? If not - when was the last time you cried?
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5 years ago when watching "Cast Away", where Tom Hanks looses Wilson- only time i've ever cried. (yes this thread has got a whole lot personal!)

How can a dude wiv a beard AS NICE AND BEAUTIFUL as osama bin-ladens be called a terrorist?
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Please don't mention OBL on my thread please.

wat do i tell ma parents wen i fail my course at college?
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Don't, cuz they'll say the A word............. ARRANGED MARRIAGE!

my teacher spits when he speaks and i sit right next to
his desk
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get one of these off eBay:D
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How do u bcome a trainee mod?
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£20 donation
 
right ok...look serious problem here i saw a hijabi....*jaw drops* doing some disturbing things with her boyfriend....*jaw drops again*...right i feel the sudden urge to hit her...am i allowed to...she doesnt hide it and parades around college holding hands with him and like delibrately doing icky yucky things whenever she sees muslim brothers and sisters...and no theyve not had the nikkah...she gives me evils too....ok....so with all this am i allowed to happy slap her...her bf is a boxer but im not afraid of him....i can highkick him to mars...although it may be difficult with my jilbabs (woohoo im finally getting them)....seriously though can i? you know a slap of reality!!! no but seriously i feel extremely compelled to do something as its not right and shes messing up my whole dawah!!! shes confusing the non muslims...grrr.....*walks off with her baseball bat*
 
Lol! Ok talk to this sister, seriously just talk to her. You go in all guns blazin and she'll most likely sin more. Trust me on this just talk to her, I got 1st hand experience in this (and before you ask I aint gonna mention any names) ( cough...Muezzin....cough :p)
 
minaz said:
Lol! Ok talk to this sister, seriously just talk to her. You go in all guns blazin and she'll most likely sin more. Trust me on this just talk to her, I got 1st hand experience in this (and before you ask I aint gonna mention any names) ( cough...Muezzin....cough :p)
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im not violent...its ok....i will rise above her snobby remarks at me...hmmpft i am but a brick to her spongey words....im gonna try talking to her...and if i come back with my hands in cuffs ...its ALL YOUR FAULT bro...as i wouldnt have had time to escape having spent forever speaking to her...lolololol...no im joking....inshaAllah yeah im gonna give it a try...tut tut muezzin isnt here to defend himself *rolls eyes*
 
Whose idea was this thread?
and how long did it take to come up with the nice alliterative title?
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One weird weekend together last summer (seperate beds of course)
 
Hmm.., What about the title, how long did that take?..
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Title was a 10 second brain child of Muezzin's
also why do you ..ahem, feel the need to defend your self, when nobody has questioned you? ..Kinda makes me wonder
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All part of the show that is our thread!
 
~Mu'MiNaH~ said:
Say... what exactly does 'liberal' mean. For some reason the word 'gay camp' comes in2 my mind.:?
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so duz "homosexual fitnah"


but neways my question:

Theres a picture opposite me of ronaldo makin a veeery disturbing face in a veeery disturbing possition. The picture belongs to my superior at work but i really wanna rip that disturbing picture off!!!!
 
a'kum e'one,

new here... but sorry already got to log out. i'm in the office now and its already time go home.

anyway... this is good threads.

cya maybe tomorrow or tonite (malaysia time)

wassallam
 
~Mu'MiNaH~ said:
Say... what exactly does 'liberal' mean. For some reason the word 'gay camp' comes in2 my mind.:?
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Five seconds on Google brought up these definitions:

'broad: showing or characterized by broad-mindedness; "a broad political stance"; "generous and broad sympathies"; "a liberal newspaper"; "tolerant of his opponent's opinions"
having political or social views favoring reform and progress
tolerant of change; not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or tradition
a person who favors a political philosophy of progress and reform and the protection of civil liberties
big: given or giving freely; "was a big tipper"; "the bounteous goodness of God"; "bountiful compliments"; "a freehanded host"; "a handsome allowance"; "Saturday's child is loving and giving"; "a liberal backer of the arts"; "a munificent gift"; "her fond and openhanded grandfather"
a person who favors an economic theory of laissez-faire and self-regulating markets '

Abd'Majid said:
but neways my question:

Theres a picture opposite me of ronaldo makin a veeery disturbing face in a veeery disturbing possition. The picture belongs to my superior at work but i really wanna rip that disturbing picture off!!!!
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Tell your superior to stop looking at football porn. It's just revolting.

Next!
 
what would you do if i shot solid snake?

would you go NOOOOOOOOO!!! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?? ;D ;D
 

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