Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Salaamz

bro da dog cant eat ma computer can it?! it was an e-portfolio....nothing paper based lol....am sooooooooo doomed!!! wat if he calls ma parents in!? OMG noooooooooooooooooooooo!! :'(

w/salaam
 
Salaamz

bro da dog cant eat ma computer can it?! it was an e-portfolio....nothing paper based lol....am sooooooooo doomed!!! wat if he calls ma parents in!? OMG noooooooooooooooooooooo!! :'(

w/salaam

Ur computer crashed? Crash it on purpose, or call me and I'll do it :p

Urm...I did it...I know you are going to find this hard to believe.....but when I was walking down the street, a huge dog came up and it leaped into my arms and it ate half of it...:p

How did u all guess it was goin 2 b a dog 1?

Coz we think from a brothers point of view :p
 
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Ok...chill out first of all...Say that u had a virus and it deletes half of everything....called the vir virus(half of Virus is Vir...get it :p)
 
Or, you know, if it's because the work is too difficult, you could just tell the teacher the truth and they'll be able to help you out so you don't need to lie.

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Salaamz

lol u jokaz am doomed!! ;D

ah well............it happens aye!! ;)

jazakAllah n thnx 4 mekin me smile afta a loooooooooooooong day!!! :)

w/salaam
 
Or, you know, if it's because the work is too difficult, you could just tell the teacher the truth and they'll be able to help you out so you don't need to lie.

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*clears throat and gets back to being stuck up again*

Ok so as I was about to say, What is the best way to cheat in an exam?
 
*clears throat and gets back to being stuck up again*

Ok so as I was about to say, What is the best way to cheat in an exam?
Don't.

But if you really want to, in advance, go to the toilets near the exam room and write the answers on the cubicle door. If you forget what you need to write in the exam, up goes the hand, down goes the zip, and out comes the pen.

And that is not as obscene as I just made it sound.

islamgyal said:
salam,

why is it sooooo cool to work at night shifts??

w.salam
All the cool people work at night - Batman, Mr Hyde, the Grinch who stole Christmas...

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Oh and bro Muezzin...whatever happened to MGS???
The pictures had humans in 'em, so I had to remove them since we're going to have a new rule saying no humans are allowed in avatars and sigs.

I'm not sure if I just 'leaked' that info, but who cares, gives people more time to adjust.

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EH WAT 1 IN BRADFORD? I LIVE IN BRADFORD I DONT KNOW OF ANY :rollseyes

i quit my course 2day how do i break the news to my parents they gna be so dissapointed but i jus cudnt do it - gna transfer 2 diff 1
Yes there is its in bd7 i think hawthorne view near this gentle mens golf club or something its quite famous and pretty big.....like 400 girls go there...it used to be a former hospital can get you the details if you like
 
Excuse me bro... but why did you remoce SoldierSS's warn and not mine?:'(
I asked nicely!!!
:w:
We're only supposed to remove warns that we gave you see. Because I was the one who warned SoldierSS's warn, I could remove it also.

And on-topic with no backbiting people!

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