Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

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sister herb said:
Emergengy alert! The Captain has to save the whole mission and
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to find the missing teddy bear or else the whole planet (not only the UF) is in the serious risk. Can she do it in time or does she fail?
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Ok Never-mind

Every Hero needs to make a sacrifice. Waves good bye and walks in spaceship. IB Fire Falcon

10...9....2...1 ....

BLASTOFF !!!
 
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...and now the whole forum is again full of dust after the rocket launching...

Whose gonne clean all this mess?

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sister herb said:
...and now the whole forum is again full of dust after the rocket launching...

Whose gonne clean all this mess?

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CAPTAIN !!! You were suppose to be at the Tower with [MENTION=5674]AabiruSabeel[/MENTION] to monitor my flight on IB FIRE FALCON !!! You know like to make sure that I'm ok and stuff....
 
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Supernova said:
CAPTAIN !!! You were suppose to be at the Tower with [MENTION=5674]AabiruSabeel[/MENTION] to monitor my flight on IB FIRE FALCON !!! You know like to make sure that I'm ok and stuff....
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Yes yes I know I am in the Tower but the whole tower and all monitors are covered with that mysterious dust. And I cant be here with [MENTION=5674]AabiruSabeel[/MENTION] alone (so he is dusting the stairs outdoors)... without mahram you see. :embarrass No problem, [MENTION=282]*charisma*[/MENTION] was here before but then we sended her to bring to us more burgers (with fresh salad and double cheese) and now it seems she has disappeared to somewhere. Or then she has lost to this awful dust...

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No problems with the dust here any more: br [MENTION=5674]AabiruSabeel[/MENTION] found bigger broom.

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We have connection again to our outer space flight.
 
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sister herb said:
Yes yes I know I am in the Tower but the whole tower and all monitors are covered with that mysterious dust. And I cant be here with @AabiruSabeel alone (so he is dusting the stairs outdoors)... without mahram you see. :embarrass No problem, @*charisma* was here before but then we sended her to bring to us more burgers (with fresh salad and double cheese) and now it seems she has disappeared to somewhere. Or then she has lost to this awful dust...
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REPORT FROM IB FIRE FALCON
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Major [MENTION=5674]AabiruSabeel[/MENTION] Captain [MENTION=9623]sister herb[/MENTION]

Captain - I have passed the Radiation Belt and now in Deep Space. It is so beautiful here, so serene. I wish you guys were (lucky enough to be) here.

All systems are operational.

Captain - I confirm that planet Xenon is within site. Landing system auto lock engaged. Going in....

[crackles] Captain i can see [crackles] OMG...Cap[crackels]........Hostile [crackles] Captainnnnn...

....

..

Captain ...HEL [crackles] .....BURG [ crackles.......] SOS [crackles] ..........ERS

[ crackles] ..........

crashing sound !

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sister herb said:
Yes yes I know I am in the Tower but the whole tower and all monitors are covered with that mysterious dust. And I cant be here with @AabiruSabeel alone (so he is dusting the stairs outdoors)... without mahram you see. :embarrass No problem, @*charisma* was here before but then we sended her to bring to us more burgers (with fresh salad and double cheese) and now it seems she has disappeared to somewhere. Or then she has lost to this awful dust...
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REPORT FROM IB FIRE FALCON
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Major [MENTION=5674]AabiruSabeel[/MENTION] Captain [MENTION=9623]sister herb[/MENTION]

Captain - I have passed the Radiation Belt and now in Deep Space. It is so beautiful here, so serene. I wish you guys were (lucky enough to be) here.

All systems are operational.

Captain - I confirm that planet Xenon is within site. Landing system auto lock engaged. Going in....

[crackles] Captain i can see [crackles] OMG...Cap[crackels]........Hostile [crackles] Captainnnnn...

....

..

Captain ...HEL [crackles] .....BURG [ crackles.......] SOS [crackles] ..........ERS

[ crackles] ..........

crashing sound !
 
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* the connection disappeared - no connection*

:omg:
 
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Reports tell that at that outer space zone vicious giant burger aliens are activated. One of them must have to attacks against our brave hero (br Supernova). He must has had burgers in his spaceship as lunch. Here is only one way: The IB outer space rescue patrols have to send the rescue squadron with secret weapon: outer space ketchup which is the only what still can save this mission and fight against burger aliens (with double cheese).

Ready to launch the ketchup space missiles...
 
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mods doing facepalms !!!

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Grandad said:
Oh..I've still got mine..only buried under several inches of blubber.
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is blubber what you get past two inches of flubber?
 
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Scimitar said:
mods doing facepalms !!!

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is blubber what you get past two inches of flubber?
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Oi...don't be cheeky.....but.....yes! :hmm:

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sister herb said:
Reports tell that at that outer space zone vicious giant burger aliens are activated. One of them must have to attacks against our brave hero (br Supernova). He must has had burgers in his spaceship as lunch. Here is only one way: The IB outer space rescue patrols have to send the rescue squadron with secret weapon: outer space ketchup which is the only what still can save this mission and fight against burger aliens (with double cheese).

Ready to launch the ketchup space missiles...
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Pleeeese......do stop talking about food :p
 
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Scimitar said:
that's coz it's time for elasticated trousers :S no belt required ;)
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Nah...belts give greater security when wobbling through town. Besides, you can snap your belt at maurading elephants and drive them away (and this is why there are no such beasties in the valleys of South Wales).
 
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Scimitar said:
mods doing facepalms !!!
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Mods don´t have to do facepalms as long as we are operating under the command of Major [MENTION=5674]AabiruSabeel[/MENTION]

(But maybe this thread would be more suitable in the section of halal fun... )
 
Congratulations for a successful mission. The Ummah forum seems to be back again.
 
*A Captain starts to prepare the the hero's welcoming seremonies for the return of br Supernova (who just survived from the vicious burger monster´s attack in the outer space)*

A red carpet - OK
Flowers - OK
Cookies baked - Of course
Teddy bear - Waiting
A medal - Yes
Speech is written - OK
Pressure washer (because spaceship is still covered with the ketchup) - OK

Now we only can wait... Oooh! Burgers with double cheese - All ready!

But... does he ever return?

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anatolian said:
Yeah make Islamic board great again ;D
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;D
 
sister herb said:
*A Captain starts to prepare the the hero's welcoming seremonies for the return of br Supernova (who just survived from the vicious burger monster´s attack in the outer space)*

A red carpet - OK
Flowers - OK
Cookies baked - Of course
Teddy bear - Waiting
A medal - Yes
Speech is written - OK
Pressure washer (because spaceship is still covered with the ketchup) - OK

Now we only can wait... Oooh! Burgers with double cheese - All ready!

But... does he ever return?

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;D
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FAX FROM SUPERNOVA'S TRANSMISSION DEVICE
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GREETINGS EARTHLINGS, I AM TRANSMITTING FROM STUPIDNOVAS TRANSMITTER

My Name is Brogon - I am the head of planet Xenon and we have intercepted your Trooper.

I understand that UF is now resolved however you intention towards stealing from our planet was not seen kindly.
We now will hold STUPIDNOVA hostage. He is undergoing interrogation severely.

How much are you prepared to pay for his ransom?

Mr B
 
You get all cookies, ok? We also have some cakes. All halal.

*A Captain sends emergency message to the Head Tower*

How much cookies we have in our storage - Need all of them as ransom - Add to them our secret ketchup - It is deadly for all aliens - I will go personally to make a deal - prepare our special spaceship - I am brave muslimah - I do not afraid - Where is my teddy bear -
 
sister herb said:
You get all cookies, ok? We also have some cakes. All halal.

*A Captain sends emergency message to the Head Tower*

How much cookies we have in our storage - Need all of them as ransom - Add to them our secret ketchup - It is deadly for all aliens - I will go personally to make a deal - prepare our special spaceship - I am brave muslimah - I do not afraid - Where is my teddy bear -
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FAX FROM SUPERNOVA'S TRANSMISSION DEVICE
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GREETINGS EARTHLINGS, I AM TRANSMITTING FROM ​
STUPID
NOVAS TRANSMITTER
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I will not accept anything but IB$ - 10 Million IB$ for STUPIDNOVA

He is in great pain - we will continue to interrogate.

Mwhahahaha Mwahahaha

​
Mr B​
 
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