Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

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How do you use dollars in the outer space? I will send mr Trump to you - he is much worthy than 10 million dollars or even 10 million cookies.

;D

By the way, we don´t use dollars here in IB. Our currency is cookies. If you deny to take mr Trump, then would you prefer regular cookies or chocolate cookies?
 
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sister herb said:
how do you use dollars in the outer space? I will send mr trump to you - he is much worthy than 10 million dollars or even 10 million cookies.

;d

by the way, we don´t use dollars here in ib. Our currency is cookies. If you deny to take mr trump, then would you prefer regular cookies or chocolate cookies?
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**** fax from stupidnova transmittor ****

your man has been no use to us and doesn't have any information.

We will return stupidnova now. Drop off point will be johannesburg - south africa.
Please do not attempt to invade planet xenon again.

Mr b
 
*a captain delivers huge piles of pillows everywhere in Johannesburg to make sure br Supernove doesn´t hurt himself when he will become dropped back to the earth*

Good but now... what I will do with this mr Trump I captured for ransoms? Should I release him? Or bring him to the zoo (and leave him there)? But to which section? Maybe to the lizard house...
 
sister herb said:
*a captain delivers huge piles of pillows everywhere in Johannesburg to make sure br Supernove doesn´t hurt himself when he will become dropped back to the earth*

Good but now... what I will do with this mr Trump I captured for ransoms? Should I release him? Or bring him to the zoo (and leave him there)? But to which section? Maybe to the lizard house...
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[Lands safely on pillows flaunting a IB Iconic parachute ]

Major [MENTION=5674]AabiruSabeel[/MENTION] & Captain, I am back.

Unfortunately, I have dropped a double cheese burger on the pedal and accelerated into Planet Xenon thereby leading to my capture.

I understand you have questions for me regarding my mission.

As for your conundrum Captain, most Zoos now promote the Evolutionary lie and have a missing link chain department. I see if fitting to have him in that department.
 
Yes of course. Those evolutionary theorists may think that mr Trump is a missing link between lizards and humans... :facepalm: Do you think it still would to be possible to launch him to the outer space or do Xenons think it´s a hostile action?
 
sister herb said:
Yes of course. Those evolutionary theorists may think that mr Trump is a missing link between lizards and humans... :facepalm: Do you think it still would to be possible to launch him to the outer space or do Xenons think it´s a hostile action?
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That's rather insulting to both lizards and humans. ;D
 
I apologize both lizards and humans. I didn´t mean to insult you.

:embarrass
 
Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

sister herb said:
I got influenza vaccination few weeks ago. I hope it´s enough to safe me against this virus.

And could you send this "captain" Supernova after me so he can rescue both me and the refugees?
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I’d like to point out captain, for future missions...that the best way to deal with viruses such as the UF one is to let the immune system (read: anti virus system) do it’s job as it’s been designed to, the flu vacc only covers a few strains of flu and it’s efficacy is not proven. For next time I suggest you prepare in advance for the virus season by boosting your anti virus system naturally with things such as high doses of vitamin c, apple cider vinegar/lemon water in the morningsi, probiotics and possibly even Home made kefir if you’re brave to aid in promoting gut (read: firewall) Health :D
 
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Re.TiReD said:
I’d like to point out captain, for future missions...that the best way to deal with viruses such as the UF one is to let the immune system (read: anti virus system) do it’s job as it’s been designed to, the flu vacc only covers a few strains of flu and it’s efficacy is not proven. For next time I suggest you prepare in advance for the virus season by boosting your anti virus system naturally with things such as high doses of vitamin c, apple cider vinegar/lemon water in the morningsi, probiotics and possibly even Home made kefir if you’re brave to aid in promoting gut (read: firewall) Health :D
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Now you come with this solution ! Now !

After all I went through on planet Xenon
 
Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

Re.TiReD said:
I’d like to point out captain, for future missions...that the best way to deal with viruses such as the UF one is to let the immune system (read: anti virus system) do it’s job as it’s been designed to, the flu vacc only covers a few strains of flu and it’s efficacy is not proven. For next time I suggest you prepare in advance for the virus season by boosting your anti virus system naturally with things such as high doses of vitamin c, apple cider vinegar/lemon water in the morningsi, probiotics and possibly even Home made kefir if you’re brave to aid in promoting gut (read: firewall) Health :D
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That´s a good advice but as I am in the undercover job here in the secret world behind of my screen as working with elderly and terminal care patients I am not allowed to run without vaccination for the sake of security of those others. Please do not reveal my secret job, I am just an agent/nurse student. :shade:
 
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sister herb said:
That´s a good advice but as I am in the undercover job here in the secret world behind of my screen as working with elderly and terminal care patients I am not allowed to run without vaccination for the sake of security of those others. Please do not reveal my secret job, I am just an agent/nurse student. :shade:
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​Still waiting for my medal Captain
 
Ooops... We already started welcoming seremonies before but then we got that ransom demand. *rush to looking for a medal* Where´s a red carpet? Still in the laundry???? Just a moment and I find the welcoming speech... and cakes...
 
sister herb said:
Ooops... We already started welcoming seremonies before but then we got that ransom demand. *rush to looking for a medal* Where´s a red carpet? Still in the laundry???? Just a moment and I find the welcoming speech... and cakes...
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I am still waiting - no carpet , no VIPS, No speech.........Where is everyone ?

If you only you people knew what I went through on planet Xenon - (protecting you guys need I say) !!!
 
Ahem ahem... may I get some silence! Now I think that everything is ready. Let´s check once more:

A red carpet - arrived from the laundry
Flowers - new, fresh ones
Cookies baked - a lot of
Teddy bear - ready
A medal - yes, very big, golden
Speech is written - finally

But where is our Super Master I mean major br AabiruSabeel, the head commander of the Tower?
 
sister herb said:
Ahem ahem... may I get some silence! Now I think that everything is ready. Let´s check once more:

A red carpet - arrived from the laundry
Flowers - new, fresh ones
Cookies baked - a lot of
Teddy bear - ready
A medal - yes, very big, golden
Speech is written - finally

But where is our Super Master I mean major br AabiruSabeel, the head commander of the Tower?
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Very sub-standard reception for a War Hero I must say.
Frankly, I am very disappointed.
 
Do you want two teddy bears? Your name cut into the stone and written to the history books? A million of IB dollars... but the currency of IB is cookies... so million cookies? Better to leave this to the head commander or what ever - a captain might be too low rank to decide about such receptions...

I would take those cookies.


:p
 
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