Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Muezzin]

U lil tramp no it aint *sticks tongue out*...Your just a meany ...u n ur selfish needs

Pretty much.

That's infinitely more fun if you are at the top of the stairs, wrapped in bubble wrap.

No, it's infinitely more fun if I strap dynamite to your back and push you out the window. :thumbs_up

OT: Do you get tired of freaks asking you questions all the time?

Freaks, yes. Questions, no.

HAWWW.... aamirsaab what is that supposed to mean? Deep!
And yeah i can tell that you are blood brothers... you are both just as mean as each other, and not really funny either. Hah!

Hah HA!

(P.s... Muezzin jazakAllah for the advice).

I gave you advice? I'm such a meany!

Minaz subhanAllah i thought you were swallowed by a whale or something... where did you go?

Minaz has been 'swallowed' by many things. A whale is not one of them.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

AstaghfurAllah fitnah! Lol.

 

[Muezzin]

AstaghfurAllah fitnah! Lol.

What are you talking about, woman?

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Minaz said something weird!

 

[x Maz x]

If i gave myself a £1 every tie someone said that- I would have enough money to by myself a PS3!

Why not just beg on the Paki shop corners das ow I got mine muhahahahaha

It is indeed

Chears big earz fo clarifyin that

O and fanks aamirsaab fo callin us fweeks much appreciated
And you also breda

Peace x

 

[Musaafirah]

Absolutely random..but Muezzin..if you really are suffering from Hayfever..there's this homeopathic medicine called Pollena, which I jus bought today..and can notice the improvement!
Oh..a question I have..How do I stop myself worrying about results?!! I just finished my examx last week..and already am worried! :rollseyes

 

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

hayfever.. i h8 it :'( hw do i stop it?

 

[nafy]

Salaamz

bro wat A levels shall i do next year? any suggestions? anyfin interesting...yet EASY lol

w/salaamz

 

[minaz]

I did Performing arts, History, Biology, do the subjects you enjoy that's the best advice me and Muezzin can give

 

[Pk_#2]

Easy...A-levels...nu uh...easiest is to do a runner

me worried aswell..still got law to do!

Bruvas u fink i shud drop col or carry on?

Tis a bit zzz get meh?

 

[Ayesha Rana]

You know, when a girl goes to this much trouble to make a boy 'jealous', it's usually because the girl is attracted to the boy.

And if that doesn't shut you up, I don't know what will.

ffended: Buzz off Grandpa!ffended: I havent taken 'this much trouble' for anything now edit that post or i will grass to another Mod you disrespectful indecent old...

Alternatively, Umm Shaheed, you could continue to behave politely and respectfully, and inshallah, you may be approached to become a mod as I was.

Puh you polite and respectful? Don't kid yourself.:rant:

 

[Muezzin]

Absolutely random..but Muezzin..if you really are suffering from Hayfever..there's this homeopathic medicine called Pollena, which I jus bought today..and can notice the improvement!

Cool. Jazakallah khier.

Oh..a question I have..How do I stop myself worrying about results?!! I just finished my examx last week..and already am worried! :rollseyes

Make dua. Try not to worry too much as you've done your exams, and you can't change them now. Try to move on.

hayfever.. i h8 it hw do i stop it?

Read the post right above yours?

Easy...A-levels...nu uh...easiest is to do a runner

me worried aswell..still got law to do!

Bruvas u fink i shud drop col or carry on?

Discuss it with your parents and try to think what you most want to do. Personally, I think it's a great idea to go to college at least - uni is what I think needs a lot more thought.

Tis a bit zzz get meh?

Not really.

I'm joking.

Buzz off Grandpa! I havent taken 'this much trouble' for anything now edit that post or i will grass to another Mod you disrespectful indecent old...

I'm 20 years old. The only way I could possibly be anyone's 'Grandpa' on this website is if I was married to a chav-ette, which is something I shall never do as long as I live.

Also, that post was a joke, as I thought was evident from the message 'if that doesn't shut you up, I don't know what will'.

Puh you polite and respectful? Don't kid yourself.

Let me get this straight. You come on to this thread and start badmouthing me, I tell a joke to strike back, and I'm 'kidding myself'? :rollseyes

Okay, I apologise if I caused any offence.

And on that note, I'd just like to say, though Minaz and I enjoy everybody's input, we are people too. Please post respectfully. And if you don't, well, you know how sarky we can get.

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[Pk_#2]

And on that note, I'd just like to say, though Minaz and I enjoy everybody's input, we are people too. Please post respectfully. And if you don't, well, you know how sarky we can get.

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wow really? an i thought you were a pair of semi proffessional computerised chip robots with an added sense of humour! :coolbro: wheres the sista wiv da shades? dnt mata ive grown a beard! , you think it looks good bruvas

 

[nafy]

Salaam

I did Performing arts, History, Biology, do the subjects you enjoy that's the best advice me and Muezzin can give

jazakAllah bro.....but i dunno...am unsure....i dunno wat 2 choose das da problem....i cant figure it out!!!! lol

w/salaamz

 

[SistaHH]

I have only read the 1st couple and last couple of pages of this thread, but mashallah you brothers are so funny!

 

[Muezzin]

wow really? an i thought you were a pair of semi proffessional computerised chip robots with an added sense of humour!

I wish.

:coolbro: wheres the sista wiv da shades? dnt mata ive grown a beard! , you think it looks good bruvas

I'm sure ringmasters everywhere will be asking for your services.

I have only read the 1st couple and last couple of pages of this thread, but mashallah you brothers are so funny!

Jazakallah.

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[Pk_#2]

I'm sure ringmasters everywhere will be asking for your services.

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wah?

BEFORE :brother:

AFTER :rollseyes

I shaved! Minaz nicked my hat :rant: ,How does it look now? Reckon i'll be offered any jobs? ;D

 

[Muezzin]

wah?

BEFORE :brother:

AFTER :rollseyes

Gillette Mach 3!

I shaved! Minaz nicked my hat :rant: ,How does it look now? Reckon i'll be offered any jobs? ;D

I dunno. At least your chin will now be as smooth as a baby's buttocks.

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[Bittersteel]

why am I so hated here?me gets banned frequently.....no one likes me no one why why why?????

 

[x Maz x]

Muezzin Bhai do you watch footy? and if ya do who ya supporting Peace x