Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Muezzin... would you like to die?
If not, answer my series of weird questions.
Regards.

 

[Muezzin]

Muezzin... would you like to die?

Oh, go on then. I've always wanted to know what that's like.

If not, answer my series of weird questions.
Regards.

Kindly post them again by editing the post I am currently quoting. I am very tired and thus very lazy.

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[Musaafirah]

My Question! Myquestion! Answer My Question!

 

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Muezzin.......Where did u go? And wherez Minaz bhai?

 

[Muezzin]

^please read my posts above.

Minaz is busy working too, by the way.

Do you think I will get in trouble if I use this as my avatar?

If you mean 'trouble' as in 'getting shot by trigger-happy coppers' then the answer is... 'maybe'.

Who was your favourite out of the X-MEN?

Nightcrawler, and/or Wolverine. If I say the latter, I'm the equivalent of a glory supporter or something.

Don't you think nightcrawler is the coolest?

Well, blue is the colour of ice. Sort of.

Do you think SuperMan is camp?

Not really, actually.

Why don't people like spiders? They're my friends!

I don't like spiders, or snakes, or rats, or anything else that can bite, sting or otherwise poison me.

Do you think i'm weird?

Damn right I do. But then, it takes a weirdo to know a weirdo. And I know a lot of people.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

That was a weird reply. I like it.
W'salaam

 

[Fishman]

Can you turn the LI forums red? I don't like the other colours.

 

[Muezzin]

Can you turn the LI forums red? I don't like the other colours.

You got a shuriken to hand?

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[Fishman]

Where can I buy shruikens from?

 

[Muezzin]

Where can I buy shruikens from?

www.askaninja.com

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[Fishman]

Can you turn the LI forums yellow? I don't like red anymore.

 

[Muezzin]

www.askaninja.com

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[Tania]

Why the drivers are not stoping the car and prefer to hit the animals??? I saw so many dogs and cats killed near to the villages on the main road.

This type of behaviour always made me thinking to give right to the saying : " from every human you can make a driver but not from every driver you can make a person."

 

[nafy]

Salaam

how can i mek sum1 very stubborn 4give me?

w/salaam

 

[Muezzin]

Why the drivers are not stoping the car and prefer to hit the animals??? I saw so many dogs and cats killed near to the villages on the main road.

You think that's bad, you should try crossing a road in Evington!

This type of behaviour always made me thinking to give right to the saying : " from every human you can make a driver but not from every driver you can make a person."

Very true.

People need to pay more attention to what they learned in their driving lessons.

Salaam

how can i mek sum1 very stubborn 4give me?

w/salaam

Well, show remorse and act in a good way towards them. Offer to 'kiss and make up'. Promise to never wrong them again.

If that doesn't work, there's really not much more you can be expected to do.

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[nafy]

Salaam

bro how cums u always give me serious ansaz nowadays? (jazakAllah bro means alot) but am jus sayin lol....

w/salam

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:salamext:

A bunch of 5 year old kids literally bullied me in the park today, all i could do was be .


:wasalamex

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

should have kicked them in the faces.

:salamext:

fortunately i adhered to the fact that islam teaches us to be kind and gentle and mercifal to kids , still they called me chicken eyes

:wasalamex

 

[nafy]

Salaam

nah das meannnnnnnnnnnnnn!! .... doe worry bro......they jus kids afta all....am proud of u 4 not actin in a silly way!! well done bro!

bro muezzin.....how cums u respond 2 more questions den bro minaz?? wat kinda partnership is dis?!?! lol ;D

w/salaam

 

[Pk_#2]

:salamext:

fortunately i adhered to the fact that islam teaches us to be kind and gentle and mercifal to kids , still they called me chicken eyes

:wasalamex

AsalamuAlaykum, mashaAllah Dun worry dey only kids, and plus you will get rewarded in the akhirah for your patience and kindness inshaAllah.