Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Salam,

Everyone here, did you know:

Honey bees' wings stroke 11,400 times per minute, thus making their distinctive buzz.

Its amazing!

Wasalam
 
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Muezzin said:
and we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, eh?
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Or hide under it....get it, get it? ok fine i'll stop.

Question: why haven't you locked the marriage forum?
 
Ameeratul Layl said:
Salam,

Everyone here, did you know:

Honey bees' wings stroke 11,400 times per minute, thus making their distinctive buzz.

Its amazing!

Wasalam
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So amazing that I feel like killing the buggers wherever I see them. Or just opening a window for the more humane method of destruction.

But seriously, it's cool to know their wings beat 11,400 times a minute. I knew it was the wings making the sound, but I didn't know their speed until right now. Awesome.

aamirsaab said:
Question: why haven't you locked the marriage forum
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Counter-question: Why haven't you bought my lunch?

Next!
 
Salaam

bro Muezzin are u proud of me? i did sum cookin 2day :D lol

w/salaam
 
bro muezzin wouldnt you be more proud of a fish if you knew that the fish had cooked. Or better yet a monkey, i think chimpanzee's are very capable of cooking. Do any animals cook :?
 
Salaam

LOL.....all animals can cook....they do it in disguise u see .... :P lol ;D

ma back hurtssssssssssssss :'( helppppppppppppppppp

w/salaam
 
Mazed said:
bro muezzin wouldnt you be more proud of a fish if you knew that the fish had cooked. Or better yet a monkey, i think chimpanzee's are very capable of cooking. Do any animals cook :?
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I don't know of any animals that cook except for those desert ants that make bread.
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nafy_luvz_u said:
Salaam

bro Muezzin are u proud of me? i did sum cookin 2day :D lol

w/salaam
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Excellent! Now make me some aloo ghosht.

Mazed said:
bro muezzin wouldnt you be more proud of a fish if you knew that the fish had cooked. Or better yet a monkey, i think chimpanzee's are very capable of cooking. Do any animals cook
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Nah, they're too cool for that. Like, seen pandas? They're hardcore, man. Don't even need any salad dressing.

nafy_luvz_u said:
LOL.....all animals can cook....they do it in disguise u see .... :P lol

ma back hurtssssssssssssss helppppppppppppppppp
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Rub that Ibuleve stuff on it, and see a doctor if symptoms persist.

Fishman said:
I don't know of any animals that cook except for those desert ants that make bread.
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Interesting. I take it they're called 'Hovis Ants'.

Ayesha Rana said:
Cool i bet Muezzin could cook up some poison without even trying.
And that isn't a compliment.
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I love how you just take every opportunity to make me look bad. It's quite endearing.

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muezzin... are u a comedian by any chance?

are you the one who always hiding behind the 'friends' sofa?
 
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syilla said:
muezzin... are u a comedian by any chance?
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Just a wannabe I'm afraid. My mother said she'd disown me if I became a stand-up comic.

are you the one who always hiding behind the 'friends' sofa?
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Nah, that's Pete from down the road. Pete's cool. He dresses up like a lollipop man for no reason then presses the button at pelican crossings for little kids.

...um, I don't think his name's actually Pete, come to think of it. He's just this weird old man. Anyway -

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Before the glass to be invented what was used by the people inside of the window to protect themselfs against the cold? :? (i had time to think at that waiting my books in the library but still i couldn't figure out the answer)
 
mara said:
Before the glass to be invented what was used by the people inside of the window to protect themselfs against the cold? :? (i had time to think at that waiting my books in the library but still i couldn't figure out the answer)
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Er... nothing? Oh i know. Muezzins skull. Very thick you know...and insulating.
 
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Why is everyone conspiring against me to make people think I'm paranoid? The're all out to get me.
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Fishman said:
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Why is everyone conspiring against me to make people think I'm paranoid? The're all out to get me.
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naa i think your cool bro ;), mashAllah good to have someone who knows as much as you about random stuff, i like people like that :D
 

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