Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Mujahidah4Allah]

are our questions gonna ever be answred?

ma'salamah

 

[*noor]

Hey wuzzap people...I mean salaam....anyway to the point is there anyway I can become awesome at Algebra in 9 days? Know of a good link or site..or material/book? Also any other members if they know something that might be of relevance feel free to share... peace

salaam

i hope this helps

http://www.helpalgebra.com/

http://www.algebrahelp.com/

http://www.purplemath.com/

http://www.mathleague.com/help/algebra/algebra.htm

http://www.thebeehive.org/school/high/subjects.asp?subject=35

good luck

 

[*noor]

how can i cure my slow computer??

 

[afriend2]

question: do sharks fight with other sharks? and how do they keep their teeth so nice and clean? :?
and please anyone...give amani prank ideas!!!! very important...*and no she has not told me to say it....i did it with my own free will*

wassalam eace:

 

[afriend]

:uhwhat

Hahaha...Muezzin left you lot, he can't take it anymore...I knew it would end sooner or later ;D

Now elect me to take over :happy: LMAO!!

yo Muezzin u got tons of customers

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.

i don't get it why am i soo slow? is it cause of my pains or am in a wheelchair? Ya Allah! :'(

w.salam

 

[afriend]

you should be resting, not on the computer....:rollseyes

 

[Kittygyal]

you should be resting, not on the computer....:rollseyes

salam.

percisly am on a wheelchair and on a laptop am bored to death i can't do anything! :'(

why is brother Iqram answering these when i should be Muzzien or brother Minaz?

P.S. just for advice brother Iqram you better stop it before you get a warn, trust me i had it so shoo along.

w.salam

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

yeh muezzin n minaz have died on us STRIKE!! its cuz its us sistaz thats why ...
ma'salamah

 

[Kittygyal]

ermm the prank of iqqy doesnt sound nice i'd go wild if i got all these strange people callin me! yeh muezzin n minaz have died on us STRIKE!! its cuz its us sistaz thats why ...
ma'salamah

salam.

then when you get warned then you'll realise inshallah!

anyway i have a question when brother Muezzien or brother Minaz come back inshallah.

Q) when you gave someone a word of advice and franquely disobey you and the advice whats the best thing to do?

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

huh me get warned i dont know what youre talkin about sis

ma'salamah

 

[afriend]

Yo Muezzin....Are you going to allow an uproar/strike?

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

he's erm probably not even reading this thread! probable had forgotten its existance?

ma'salamah

 

[Kittygyal]

huh me get warned i dont know what youre talkin about sis

ma'salamah

salam.

sis a word of advice just stop posting in this thread only if you have a question for brother Muezzien or Brother Minaz if not carry on and soon or later you will realize inshallah.

anyway am saying this cause sis when i ever i post my questions sink to the bottom so inshallah i want a reaply from brother Muzzein or Brother minaz.

w.salam

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

hmmm inshaallah they'll reply... i think...

ma'salamah

 

[Muezzin]

whats the best prank to play on a kinda older person?

Put sock monkeys in all of their personal belongings. Muhahahahaha.

I know, I know, that's crap. I'm not much of a practical joker though. Hmm...

Why is at that some people are so cruel and cold, even though they claim to be your flesh and blood?:heated:

Because they're obviously cruising for a bruising. Settle this in the ring:

Oh man, I can't believe I'm actually going to post a question to both of you...

Don't be nervous, we don't bite. Much.

Anyways... Why do I feel like I'm an Indian girl, though I'm not?

Because you forgot to shower after swimming in chocolate?

Do you know one site where i can keep my pictures in order to can display them here?

Check out Photobucket. That's a pretty good, free image hosting service.

why are people so selfish?

Why are you eating my crisps?! They're mine, all MINE!

i enever looked to this thread untill today its so hilarious anyways ;et me think of a question

why's this thread hilarious?

ma'salamah

Heck, I don't know. I just stumbled in here by mistake. This isn't the Gents toilets is it?

Hey wuzzap people...I mean salaam....anyway to the point is there anyway I can become awesome at Algebra in 9 days? Know of a good link or site..or material/book? Also any other members if they know something that might be of relevance feel free to share... peace

Books to the rescue!

there's this really annoying fly keeps going round and round what should i do? and it just went round me again... <_<

ma'salamah

Phew! Just about found the net! Muezzin Bhai y iz it so hard 2 liv in pakistan?!?!?!?! even if it is only for 6 weeks?!?!

It's those bloody buses, all decorated like some sort of wheeled totem poles. Flippin' pindoo bus drivers.

are our questions gonna ever be answred?

ma'salamah

To quote Hellboy: 'Lady, give me a break!'

how can i cure my slow computer??

If you don't want to take it to a technician to fix, you can always use my handy dandy solution:

question: do sharks fight with other sharks? and how do they keep their teeth so nice and clean?
and please anyone...give amani prank ideas!!!! very important...*and no she has not told me to say it....i did it with my own free will*

wassalam

I dunno, but they sure as heck fight Octopi and turtles

Hahaha...Muezzin left you lot, he can't take it anymore...I knew it would end sooner or later

Now elect me to take over LMAO!!

yo Muezzin u got tons of customers

The reports of this thread's death have been greatly exagerrated. I just had stuff to do in the World Affairs section. And what's all this talk of elections? This thread is a dictatorship! Led by ME! AHAHAHAHA!

salam.

i don't get it why am i soo slow? is it cause of my pains or am in a wheelchair? Ya Allah!

w.salam

Make dua, get plenty of rest and talk to your doctor if it gets worse. We all go through hard times.

yeh muezzin n minaz have died on us STRIKE!! its cuz its us sistaz thats why ...
ma'salamah

Don't jump to conclusions.

Though, the sudden influx of sisters may have had something to do with my hesitation.

Q) when you gave someone a word of advice and franquely disobey you and the advice whats the best thing to do

Well, it's just advice, not an order. They don't have to follow it - they can ignore it completely. Of course, it might tick you off if you've given them the best advice you can and they just do the opposite, but in that case, simply slap them with a fish.

Yo Muezzin

Yo.

....Are you going to allow an uproar/strike?

It's less a question of 'will you allow it' and more a question of 'will you delete it'.

he's erm probably not even reading this thread! probable had forgotten its existance?

ma'salamah

Nope, just been otherwise engaged.

Please listen to Islamgyal, she knows what she's talking about when she's informing you guys about how to post on this thread.

Next!

 

[Ameeratul Layl]

Uncle,aunti,grandpa etc Muezzin.

If I find that I have passed my A Level exams. How do you say I celebrate?

 

[Muezzin]

Uncle,aunti,grandpa etc Muezzin.

If I find that I have passed my A Level exams. How do you say I celebrate?

Or, failing that...

Next!

 

[Ameeratul Layl]

http://www.groovythemes.com/food/big_cake-med.jpg

Or, failing that...

Next!

Haven't finished.
I'm not fond of meat,chicken or fish and why celebrate eating that lot.
I thought you were full of ideas...whats happening to you?

 

[Muezzin]

Haven't finished.
I'm not fond of meat,chicken or fish and why celebrate eating that lot.

Bloody hell woman, I'm not psychic.

I thought you were full of ideas...whats happening to you?

Um...

Whee!

Or just go with your family or friends for a nice meal somewhere. Somewhere nice. Somewhere that sells ladoos.

Next!