Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[IceQueen~]

LLLooollo ;D ;D ;D
OMG are you really engaged muz bro? WAHAHAHA! that's the funniest ever..!!


he he no wonder he's changed the brother smilie in his sig to sister... :X

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Yeah I noticed^^

Why did you do that Mu?

 

[IceQueen~]

he did it cos he's engaged!!! ;D LLolly!
so a bro with the love hearts can't be that bad now can it...? ;D

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why don't people get to the point Muezzin is not Enganged??
w.salam

 

[IceQueen~]

kitty honey I was kitting -er I mean kidding...
its a joke

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is it when i slap a fish on people's face they don't cry but instead of crying they laugh?

P.S. Bro Muezzien you told me to that but they laugh instead humm!
w.salam

 

[Fishman]

salam.
why is it when i slap a fish on people's face they don't cry but instead of crying they laugh?

P.S. Bro Muezzien you told me to that but they laugh instead humm!
w.salam

If the fish had tear ducts it would cry!

 

[Kittygyal]

If the fish had tear ducts it would cry!

salam.

:lol:
it was something that i had to do!
w.salam

 

[IceQueen~]

talking about fish, something else seems fishy around here...
where's muz bro :? been gone for ages...

 

[Muezzin]

^lol

u didnt tell us muezzin.. u were engaged ?

remember to send an invitation for the nikaah

:rollseyes

For the second time, I said 'I was otherwise engaged' as in 'I was busy'. I am not literally engaged. Don't make me post your picture here, man!

Half the guests will be sock monkies, so no thanks!

My wedding will be simultaneously the most entertaining and the cheapest day of my life.

I forgot to say 'Inshallah'.

Anyway... when are you gonna come back fully? I hate to say this, but without you and minaz, this forum isn't the same.

It's not the same, it's different. And difference means change. And change is good.

Therefore, the forum is better without us.

Or something.

Anyway, I'm just tapping into that humour vein to get some good comedy in here. Sometimes it takes a long time to come up with amusing comments. Other times, such comments cease to be amusing and just flat out suck. Hmm.

Salaam

yay!!!!!!!!!! i passed my first year at college!! lol

bro....i want a gift frm u lolz ok? haha

take care

w/salaam

Mashallah! Congratulations!

Lego cakes. The only confectionary you'll have as much fun putting together as you do taking apart.

Though I wouldn't recommend putting it together after you've eaten it.

bro muezzin, u goin on holiday? or u been?

Went to Alton Towers last week. Great stuff. Otherwise, nah, I've just been working and stuff this summer holiday.

And were is brother Minaz?

He's in Loompaland, recruiting Oompa Loompas.

where is everyone?

If they ain't in Loompaland, they're in Minaz's factory churning chocolate.

Why the married families decide to put their baby pics on t-shirts? I know you can go and put any picture on the t-shirts but i can't understand why they choose exactly their baby face for that

That's really weird. Me, I like these types of T-Shirts:

even my suggestions were better than that......and ive never played practical jokes ...... amani....im sorry! ive failed!!

You could use the super ultimate practical joke ownage that includes a fake turd, a stink bomb, and a bed full of whoopee cushions...

and whats up with the sock monkeys?

If you ask that question again, I'll send a rocket propelled sock monkey directly into your kitchen sink. Muhahaha.

why is brother Muezzien a joker?

Well, I wanted to be Batman, but the guy at the fancy dress shop reckoned I look more like Jack Nicholson.

How comez he's online and he isn't replying to us?

Um... Look, a rabbit!

LLLooollo
OMG are you really engaged muz bro? WAHAHAHA! that's the funniest ever..!!

No. I am not engaged.

he he no wonder he's changed the brother smilie in his sig to sister...

I didn't change that. zAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAK!!

Yeah I noticed^^

Why did you do that Mu?

I didn't. zAk did. Grr.

why don't people get to the point Muezzin is not Enganged??

Because they're jealous and obviously want to marry me.

And if that don't shut up these rumours, I don't know what will.

salam.
why is it when i slap a fish on people's face they don't cry but instead of crying they laugh?

P.S. Bro Muezzien you told me to that but they laugh instead humm!
w.salam

Yep. You're using the power of the Farce. Defuse tense situations with humour. It works many times.

talking about fish, something else seems fishy around here...
where's muz bro been gone for ages...

I just finished watching Jaws. I'm afraid to go into the shower.

Next!

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why have you got a sic icon in your siggy?
w.salam

 

[afriend2]

salaam,

http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/images/Vote-for-Pedro-t-shirt.jpg

Pedro??

You could use the super ultimate practical joke ownage that includes a fake turd, a stink bomb, and a bed full of whoopee cushions...

Right....:rollseyes I'll tell her about that...

If you ask that question again, I'll send a rocket propelled sock monkey directly into your kitchen sink. Muhahaha.

But then you'd make my mum mad! The last person that made my mum mad was never seen again! :X

wassalam eace:

 

[Al-Zaara]

Because they're jealous and obviously want to marry me.

And if that don't shut up these rumours, I don't know what will.

Yes, it's just sooo obvious!!! :rollseyes lol

But brother, if you'd be engaged, who in LI would be the first one to know, you think? :?

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

cant be bothered to read all the pages i missed wow muezzin bro you engaged so kool

so we invited?

ma'salamah

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

oh no you're so sad zak you always pick up on my typos i'm just typing fast thats all leave me alone stop pikin on me otherwise i'll erm get the sistahood on you, look i just went off topic cuza you sorry muezzin bhai tis not my fault!!

ma'salamah

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

SISTA HOOD ok HOOD sorry muezzin bhai tis not me please dont warn me its zak warn him

ma'salamah

 

[afriend2]

salaam,

:lol:

Can supermods get warnings?

wassalam eace:

 

[Starseeker]

thts nothing good


sorry muezzin :hiding:

You're always correcting those with spelling mistakes well you've got one as well. Its spelt THATS

 

[Muezzin]

salam.
why have you got a sic icon in your siggy?
w.salam

Because there's brotherly love, and then there's the thing in my sig.

Pedro??

Watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', take up Rex Kwon Do and don't vote for Summer Wheatly. She's a freakin' idiot!

But then you'd make my mum mad! The last person that made my mum mad was never seen again!

The sock monkey will bear the brunt of such maternal wrath. The sock monkey is expendable. He is a pawn. A smiling, cotton pawn.

But brother, if you'd be engaged, who in LI would be the first one to know, you think?

Aamirsaab.

Seeing as he's my brother and all.

cant be bothered to read all the pages i missed wow muezzin bro you engaged so kool

For the last time... I am not engaged.

:rollseyes

so we invited?

Nothing to invite you to. Unless of course you too wish to aid my sock monkeys in their noble mission of kitchen sink invasion.

Next!

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

hmm sock monkeys why dont you clean em they seem smelly?

ma'salamah