Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Why in the legend there is no more the members team :? I can see only the restricted and limited members. :(
 
When you will be more free to can answer at our questions :?
 
:giggling:

Do you not think the marriage is doing the same thing, like the children:? (we have less freedom after marriage and need to adjust our habits to make certain space for the husband habits too:) )
Yep, marriage does the same thing. Which is why people should really think hard before 'tying the knot', discussing it with their families, rather than on the Internet ;)

Why the men can't live in peace with each other and always have to prove "i am the best" When obvious there is enough space for them. Or is still about the alpha male theory
To be proud and arrogant is to be human. Even women do it, it's just funnier.

H4RUN said:
have u ever been on the run from the coppers, the 'five 0's', the men in suits...heck u ever out run them
There was that one time when I thought I was being followed home by a police helicopter...

+*Glacier*+ said:
how do you cope with uni as well as the forum
With great difficulty.

Pr1nc3ss said:
Groggy.

Howz Minaz Bhai?
I haven't met him in about a month.

Wherez Minaz Bhai? (And no he cnt fit in a tin of beans )
University.

What do u think of my signature?
Very... tropical.

Khalid Shariff said:
Whats bhai
It means 'brother'.

Unless she meant to type 'Thai'. Which sounds like 'Tie'. Which rhymes with 'TIE', as in:

tie_fighter_1.jpg


'EEEEE-AAHH'

Ah, you know what a TIE fighter sounds like.

IbnAbdulHakim said:
now for the topic, muezzin, do people keep rubbin your head when you shave it
I wish.

Kittygyal said:
salam.
are you a 'ninga'
I could have been a ninja, but I didn't revise for the written exam. Big mistake.

Other examiners just mark you down - ninjas throw shurikens at you for every wrong answer.

why did you choose to do 'law' for
Because it's safer than being a ninja.

do you want help with your coursework lol
w.salam
Yes, but it could lead to plagiarism, which could lead to me being kicked out of the university, which could lead to me being killed by ninjas.

noor said:
how do you forget about all your problems?
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Apply to skull. Repeatedly.

Tania said:
Why the food thread was mostly activ during the Ramadhan and now is almost finished It would not be more rational everyone to post now when they can eat
People can be kind of silly that way, eh?

Pr1nc3ss said:
Why don't u answer the questions
I'm a busy, busy bumbleebee.

Glacier said:
btw...why do you think people have mood swings
Because of their Prozac intake.

Pr1nc3ss said:
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me? Go on Mr Master of Might of wotever they cal u..... yyyyyyyyy me?!?!
Why do you ask this exact same question over and over?

Tania said:
Would you become upset if in the buss the person which sit near to you, will try to read , in the same time with you, the newspaper from your hands
I don't know, everytime I get on the bus I have to stand because all the seats are taken at nine in the morning. Grr.

KAT said:
hi winter is back once again, how can I beat the winter blues?
Dress up warm, drink hot chocolate and stay away from lava.

Kittygyal said:
there is KAT && Kitty aboard how come peeps tend to like make similler names to mine humm
I think you should merge into one being and call yourselves KitKat.

Glacier said:
why do my computer slow down after a while
Run a virus check just in case. Also, delete your cookies, empty your history and temporary Internet folders. Stuff like that can take up a lot of memory.

Pr1nc3ss said:
Why haven't i seen Minaz bhai on dis forum 4 tym?
Because he doesn't want to post.

Kittygyal said:
why is mine tooth started to hurt even when i DON'T eat sweets!!!!!!!
Do you brush your teeth and get plenty of milk? If so, the only thing I can think of is it is in fact the Tooth Fairy getting revenge.

Glacier said:
what do you do if you cant get a point across...even if you;re screaming at the person
Calm down.

Speak clearly.

And kick 'em in the nuts.
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Alpha Dude said:
1. Does Chacha Jalebi strike you as the type of person that would beat up elderly people for the sake of a cheap laugh?
Yes.

2. Are H4RUN's arms really bigger than yours?
Only if he's Stretch Armstrong.

3. Do you reckon Chacha and H4RUN are best[est] friends [in the whole wide world]?
They are BFF's. Best Friends Forever. And they will soon have the necklaces to prove it. They will. They will come by special ninja delivery. And believe me, when an armed ninja bursts through your window and tells you to accept a gift, you accept it.

Tayyaba said:
Why is everyone acting like they're on crack?( no offense) lol
They must have found my 'special' sherbert.

IbnAbdulHakim said:
MUEZZIN !!!! did u marry zAk? WHERE IS HEEEEE!!!!
Nice logic. Because you don't know where someone is you assume either:

a) I married them
or
b)I killed them.

I mean, you need a whole book to find where Wally's at, but you don't see people accusing me of murdering or marrying the bloke.

Anyhow, zAk's busy at work.

lolwatever said:
this thread baffles me
Such is life.

Kittygyal said:
where thy heck is Minaz Akhi gone!!! has he gone to get married
He's in a Where's Wally book.

Pr1nc3ss said:
OK no seriously ppl we gotta calm dwn wiv da questions lol otherwise muezzin bhai gonna be here answerin them for days!!
It's been about 30 minutes thus far.

And I'm still groggy.

Tania said:
I would like to know what i could do in order to remember the pots left on the cooking machine, and come back in the kitchen before to burn them.
Set an alarm?

Preferably not the fire alarm.

Tania said:
Why in the legend there is no more the members team I can see only the restricted and limited members.
I'm not sure. You'll have to ask in the main forum.

Tania said:
When you will be more free to can answer at our questions
For about twenty more minutes.

Khalid Shariff said:
You ,need to devote more time to your thread am i right
No, I need to devote more time to my degree.

Khalid Shariff said:
How much would woud a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Enough for my fireplace.

Or a bonfire. In which we burn woodchuck effigies.

And then go, 'wait a minute. Those weren't effigies'.

And then the RSPCA closes the place down and tasers the hell out of everyone. Partytime. Whoooo!

Next!
 
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Do you think zAk penguin stretched his wing a) unintentionally or b) on purpose to stumble the other :?
 
Do you think zAk penguin stretched his wing a) unintentionally or b) on purpose to stumble the other :?
c) to reach a bucket of chicken.

+*Glacier*+ said:
do you watch naruto
I haven't seen that much anime to tell the truth. I've seen DBZ, I've got the Animatrix (Detective Story and World Record are awesome), but I've not seen any others. Would like to watch Ninja Scroll and Akira.

Pr1nc3ss said:
What r ur hobbies apart from being mean and terrorising people
Writing horror stories and ones which are darkly funny. Which reminds me, I still have to write my horror story 'Adonis' for this forum...

Next!
 
Are you one of those gaming geeks? :D well maybe not as geeky as when they dress up! wow i hate
that...
AND do u watch G4? :p
 
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:sl:

was 'the wiseman' thread deleted :?

if so why :?

:w:
Yes, because Khalid requested it to be deleted. FYI, I was not the one who deleted it (before anyone jumps on me or something)

Tayyaba said:
Are you one of those gaming geeks? well maybe not as geeky as when they dress up! wow i hate that...
Nah. I hardly have time to play videogames. The only 'character' I dress up as is a solicitor.

AND do u watch G4?
What the heck is G4? GMTV with three more Lorraine Kellys? I watch three programmes: 'House', 'Lost' and 'Everybody Hates Chris'. I don't really like anything else on TV.

Next!
 
Yes, because Khalid requested it to be deleted. FYI, I was not the one who deleted it (before anyone jumps on me or something)

:sl:

no i wasnt going to...since you study law, it is most likely that you wouldn't commit such a shameful crime...and that you would be fair with your trials...

:w:
 
Lol, i knew you wouldnt know. Its a gaming channel, my bro watches it... If you have io its like channel 175 or somethin...ok neways! HEY i like Lost! :D
 

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