Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[shible]

ok bro since you wish to have some fun i shall also post ? according to it

why was Chimp the only animal that was referred to human action and imitations

why not other monkeys or other animals ?

why not Birds or Fish or Parasites or Bacterias and Viruses?

 

[aamirsaab]

why was Chimp the only animal that was referred to human action and imitations


why not other monkeys or other animals ?


why not Birds or Fish or Parasites or Bacterias and Viruses?

'cus chimps are cuter than other animals, and if you're compared to a chimp, you know you must be really cute. Similarly, if you're called cute, you know full well they mean you look like a chimp.

 

[Count DeSheep]

Hey, wait a minute! I though Muezzin and Minaz did things with words, but now Mr. Aamirsaab pops in with his ultra-cool hamburger avatar...I am so confuzzled...>.<

Does this thread work like the Highlander movie?

 

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Ultra cool hamburger avatar ;D ahahaha.

I got a question. Do you think your weird:? I know I am :X

 

[shible]

it seems my post got deleted for some reason

 

[Tania]

Do you think a cool hamburger should compulsory have ketchup too :?

 

[aamirsaab]

Hey, wait a minute! I though Muezzin and Minaz did things with words, but now Mr. Aamirsaab pops in with his ultra-cool hamburger avatar...I am so confuzzled...>.<

This has already been explained several times but I'll say it again anyway: minaz is on a vacation, so I took his place.

Does this thread work like the Highlander movie?

Haven't actually seen the highlander movie(s) so in that case, it's a maybe.

Ultra cool hamburger avatar ;D ahahaha.

Indeed it is.

I got a question. Do you think your weird:? I know I am :X

I haven't got anything to go on, but if it will make you happy, then yes. Yes you are weird.

it seems my post got deleted for some reason

Yah, this thread is for you guys to ask questions and the masters aka me or muezzin (minaz is allowed but he's how we say part time). Posts with no questions get deleted. members who are not registered masters that post 'answers' also have their posts deleted. We run a tight ship here. When we can be bothered to answer the questions of course.

Do you think a cool hamburger should compulsory have ketchup too :?

Yes. Ketchup is the fundemental part of any burger - any burger without ketchup (or other form of sauce) is just a meat patty in a bun. Which totally sucks.

 

[Count DeSheep]

This has already been explained several times but I'll say it again anyway: minaz is on a vacation, so I took his place.

"Vacation," eh? Whatta 'bout Muezzin? Did he have to go on "vacation" too? Permanent vacation?! I know how you mobsters work. I seen the movies.:raging:

 

[aamirsaab]

"Vacation," eh? Whatta 'bout Muezzin? Did he have to go on "vacation" too? Permanent vacation?! I know how you mobsters work. I seen the movies.:raging:

Nah muezzin is sleeping (not with the 'fishies' and certainly not '6 feet deep'). Oh and we're not mobsters, we are:

"Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings!" Get it right please, or we'll sue for defomation.

 

[Muslim Knight]

"Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings!" Get it right please, or we'll sue for defomation.

Please don't edit your original post for the sake of maintaining hilarious content.

When you say defomation, were you referring to;

a. deformation (of people's faces, metal bars)
b. defamation (as in legal suit)
c. deformation + defamation (disfiguring of people's faces and suing for assault)
d. none, I just made it up

 

[aamirsaab]

Please don't edit your original post for the sake of maintaining hilarious content.

On this thread, I (plural) can do as I (again, plural) please

When you say defomation, were you referring to;

a. deformation (of people's faces, metal bars)
b. defamation (as in legal suit)
c. deformation + defamation (disfiguring of people's faces and suing for assault)
d. none, I just made it up

I am tempted to say D, but I did in fact mean B. The letter 'O' does look like 'A' quite a bit you know, I mean sometimes I even spell my name as oomirsoob....

.....moving very swiftly on: Next question.

 

[Al_Imaan]

how come its only monday mornings?....does this means that they're not good for tues, wed, thurs, etc. mornings?...

 

[aamirsaab]

how come its only monday mornings?....does this means that they're not good for tues, wed, thurs, etc. mornings?...

We're good everyday of the week, Monday is just our speciality.

 

[shible]

why do we only refer Pheonix as a superior bird which we don't see. Aren't the Eagles and Vultures better than Pheonix?

 

[shible]

do animals have Deja-vu.

if human's are referred to Monkey's. then do monkey's catch cold and get Fever. if they get Fever wat tablet do they take

 

[Count DeSheep]

Morpheus said:
You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

My question:
Did he have any purple pills, called Nexium?

 

[aamirsaab]

why do we only refer Pheonix as a superior bird which we don't see. Aren't the Eagles and Vultures better than Pheonix?

'cus the pheonix is made outta of fire! Eagles and Vultures got nothin on fire.

do animals have Deja-vu.

They may experience it but since they do not possess free will and free thought, they probably do not even realise it. On the other hand, one could say that their entire life is spent in deja vu since they have to do the same thing every day (in order to survive).

if human's are referred to Monkey's. then do monkey's catch cold and get Fever.

I'm not an animal scientist! But, monkeys and other animals do catch illnesses or diseases (e.g. avian flu)

if they get Fever wat tablet do they take

I guess a panadol would do the trick. Though if this action acually kills someones pet, don't blame me, i'm studying business not science.

Morpheus said:

My question:
Did he have any purple pills, called Nexium?

Morpheus deceives a lot of people. He actually has a big bag of jelly beans (they aren't pills, he is lying) in his pocket, containing a variety of different coloured beans of sweetness. I am unsure though if he named them.

He also had a white pill. If you took it, he claimed you'd have minty breath for a few hours.

 

[Muslim Knight]

What could possibly be too halal for someone? Explain using diagram.

 

[aamirsaab]

What could possibly be too halal for someone?

There is halaal and there is Halaal.

Explain using diagram.

As you wish

Halaal food:

2 halaal food:

 

[Muslim Knight]

Now that's hilarious. But you forgot one thing;

Next!