Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Count DeSheep]

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Acronym?

Northern Extremely Xenophobic Tyrant? Sounds like Hussein to me. Be I right or left?:?

 

[Tania]

I heard on tv the people become taller and taller. Now the average are around 1.70 meter. Why do you think they become taller :?

 

[H4RUN]

my pasta sauce keeps going off when it's not even opened yet! oh and they still have plenty of sell by date left Shall i take sainsburies to court?

 

[Muezzin]

Acronym?

Northern Extremely Xenophobic Tyrant? Sounds like Hussein to me. Be I right or left?:?

You be side to side.

I heard on tv the people become taller and taller. Now the average are around 1.70 meter. Why do you think they become taller

my pasta sauce keeps going off when it's not even opened yet! oh and they still have plenty of sell by date left Shall i take sainsburies to court?

Better yet, take the sauce back and get a refund. Get Dolmio or something instead.

Next!

 

[Al_Imaan]

If ppl from Poland are called Poles, y
aren't ppl from Holland called Holes?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
(i really didnt think about this...just found it somewhere online)

 

[Tania]

If you would have an extra 1000 dollar bill what would you like to do:
a. spend on your hobby
b.buy a big pizza -like in the thread
c. buy a big omlete -like in the thread

 

[nafy]

salaamz....

wat....wat....wat...........do u know wat?? lol

w/salaam

 

[H4RUN]

Dolmios are the suspects as it is!

Will the new rambo, actually be rambo, or just a old geeeza wearin a tie round his head and swingin around?

 

[Al_Imaan]

Does the sun set every night?

If it rains, can fireworks be held inside?

 

[Count DeSheep]

Do you eat the new pizza cereal, Domin O's?

Are women also called females 'cause they cost so much money to marry?

Will you give me a hoo-ha two-times Tuesday? Pwease?

Was halal originally spell'deded halol, but then changed when chatrooms came around?

Chex Mix or Chet's Mix?

Is it pro-nunz-tuh COO-bah or Cue-bah?

George was named for a guy named George. Who's Bangladesh named for?

 

[Muezzin]

If ppl from Poland are called Poles, y
aren't ppl from Holland called Holes?[/colour]

'Dutch' sounds more polite.

Or we could call them 'Holymen', but then religious feminists would want to kill me.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
(i really didnt think about this...just found it somewhere online)

There's no way of answering that without sounding racist.

But I know they definitely don't regurgitate food into their mouths.

If you would have an extra 1000 dollar bill what would you like to do:
a. spend on your hobby

My hobby's writing, so it's really cheap.

b.buy a big pizza -like in the thread

Hell no.

c. buy a big omlete -like in the thread

See above.

Realistically, I'd invest it in real estate. But I'd want to spend it on my secret Skull Island with its army of monkeys...

salaamz....

wat....wat....wat...........do u know wat?? lol

w/salaam

Sporks.

Dolmios are the suspects as it is!

Drats.

Will the new rambo, actually be rambo, or just a old geeeza wearin a tie round his head and swingin around?

Hey. Old guys with bandannas are still badass.

Does the sun set every night?

Every twilight. Depending on whether or not you've been swallowed by a whale.

If it rains, can fireworks be held inside?

The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire

Do you eat the new pizza cereal, Domin O's?

Too cheesy.

Are women also called females 'cause they cost so much money to marry?

They're called 'females' because if we called them 'shemales', we wouldn't have a word for transvestites.

Will you give me a hoo-ha two-times Tuesday? Pwease?

Hoo-haa, hoo-haa, WOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAA

AAA-A-U-AAA-UU-AAA-UU-AHH-UUU-AHHHHH

Dang it's hard to spell a Tarzan yell.

Was halal originally spell'deded halol, but then changed when chatrooms came around?

Halol sounds like a drug.

Chex Mix or Chet's Mix?

Dog-Chit.

Is it pro-nunz-tuh COO-bah or Cue-bah?

VAY-DER.

George was named for a guy named George. Who's Bangladesh named for?

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[Count DeSheep]

If left is right and right is wrong, is it legal to be an eagle?

Was that a horrible rizz-ime or wiz-ut? =P

When people want a peach, they sometimes accidentally grab an apple. What do people accidentally grab when they want a pineapple?

 

[Al_Imaan]

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
It's sour already, isn't it?

Why are there now more overweight (fat) people in the world than hungry people?

Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

Do penguins have knees?

 

[Count DeSheep]

Which is healthier: ice cream or creamed ice?

 

[Hisbul_Aziz]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Do clowns wear really big socks?

 

[nafy]

salaam...

bro wat dus easter mean 2 u? lol...

w/salaam

 

[H4RUN]

Do two rights make a wrong? or is it a U turn?

 

[Muezzin]

If left is right and right is wrong, is it legal to be an eagle?

Freakin' A.

Was that a horrible rizz-ime or wiz-ut? =P

It was a good Ewok.

When people want a peach, they sometimes accidentally grab an apple. What do people accidentally grab when they want a pineapple?

Some poor bloke's nuts.

Edible kind, pistachio variety.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
It's sour already, isn't it?

But it's not the poisonous kind of sour.

Why are there now more overweight (fat) people in the world than hungry people?

Obviously because the fat people ate them all.

Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

To provide Yoshi with emergency ammo.

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

Novels are about the telling of fictional stories. Books are just a collection of pages bound in cardboard, about just about any subject you can think of. Within reason.

Do penguins have knees?

Who cares when you look like this as a baby?

Which is healthier: ice cream or creamed ice?

Omega 3.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It's considered a headache.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

I think we'd just call them 'nasties'.

Do clowns wear really big socks?

Only if they have feet the size of Sideshow Bob's.

salaam...

bro wat dus easter mean 2 u? lol...

w/salaam

Chocolate.

Do two rights make a wrong? or is it a U turn?

Two positives make a positive, but two negatives make a positive. However, two wrongs don't make a right. Mathematics makes no sense!

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[Al_Imaan]

man, it took u a week to answer just a few questions....Talk about critical thinking.......

Why are bratz dolls called "Bratz"?....
If 1+1=Window....then wat does 2+2 equal?....

 

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You've lost ur touch :uhwhat :X