Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[AvarAllahNoor]

Haha, I could have given you that, but the answer is a penny

 

[H4RUN]

hows the movie reviews going? C****D any up yet? lol

 

[aamirsaab]

hows the movie reviews going? C****D any up yet? lol

I actually haven't updated my website for a year and a half now. It was mainly for noting down weird stuff going on in college. Sadly, it got to a point where I could not find any more weird stuff. I was also busy with exams and the reason for no updates now is that I'm studying uni. Besides, the rest of my crazy stuff goes on userpage.

As far as movie reviews go: Nah, can't be asked anymore. I just read the guestbook comments - some are funny, some are worrying.

 

[Count DeSheep]

If a train is heading from Chicago to Honolulu at 2,424,123 millimeters per day, at what time will it realize Honolulu's only accessable by boat or plane?

 

[aamirsaab]

If a train is heading from Chicago to Honolulu at 2,424,123 millimeters per day, at what time will it realize Honolulu's only accessable by boat or plane?

ARG, too many numbers!

For the sake of maintaining hilarity as one brother stated several posts ago, I will assume that the driver of the train is a complete dingbat. In which case he'd probably find out after traveling for a month and a half (if he has enough fuel that is). He would have quoted several times: "where the bloody hell am I" and "why are those dudes throwing axes at me''.

Expletives would also have been in much use. Especially when someone actually tells him that honolulu is not accessible by a train.

 

[H4RUN]

chicken burger, fish fillet burger or erm donner meat burger?

 

[Count DeSheep]

He would have quoted several times: "where the bloody hell am I" and "why are those dudes throwing axes at me''.

How did you know the train's path to Honolulu would take it straight through the heart of Scottish lumberjack territory? Are you psychic? Or maybe sikick?

 

[Helena]

chicken burger, fish fillet burger or erm donner meat burger?

its soo darn hard to choose between all the items....so delicious...yet can be soo harmful to my body....as if....

i'll go for all of them 3 for 1..hehehe...

sorry to interrupt ur discussion...are we loosing the touch of this thread? has amirxaab taken over thread? and where muezzin?...

and above all....isnt this thread suppose to be about dealing probs...wheres our agony auntie disappear too?..hey?...

 

[aamirsaab]

chicken burger, fish fillet burger or erm donner meat burger?

Its a tie with Chicken burger and donner meat. Fish fillet is only good with mcdonalds tartar sauce, otherwise they're just wannabes.

How did you know the train's path to Honolulu would take it straight through the heart of Scottish lumberjack territory? Are you psychic? Or maybe sikick?

I was refering to a particular group of native americans who wield tomohawks.

sorry to interrupt ur discussion...are we loosing the touch of this thread? has amirxaab taken over thread? and where muezzin?...

Muezzin is doing coursework. Since i'm doing pretty much next to nothing, other than respirating, I thought might as well answer dem questions.

and above all....isnt this thread suppose to be about dealing probs...wheres our agony auntie disappear too?..hey?...

The only problems we get asked nowadays are really mind boggling and deeply philosophical ones. Which, like religious questions, we really are not qualified to answer.

But you are correct, this thread is really about dealing with problems. Though not in the same way as cyber counselling.

 

[Helena]

shukran for letting me knw...i was only kidding like others......hope u havnt minded.....i apologise in advance...

okay green or brown?.... ....

 

[aamirsaab]

shukran for letting me knw...i was only kidding like others......hope u havnt minded.....i apologise in advance...

The only time people need to apologise to me, is when they beat the crap out of me, so I won't sue them for assault.

okay green or brown?.... ....

Well, first of all we have to clear some foundations: both are outstanding words in the english vocab, that we can be sure of. Secondly, and quite importantly, they both have exactly 5 letters in each, so the whole numbers game makes this discussion more balanced. Primarily though, everyone knows, deep within their heart that green is indeed superior to brown.

Here is a quick run down of everything green
an LED light typically used for christmas decorations and other such occasions

or an apple aka, a fruit commonly grown outside on trees.

or even a lightsaber. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilised age.

Now, if more people shared this philosophy, we would have world peace. Say it with me y'all: "Greeeeeeeeen"

 

[Count DeSheep]

...eeeen! =P

Little Debbie or Little Car Payments? XD

 

[aamirsaab]

...eeeen! =P

Little Debbie or Little Car Payments? XD

If I chose little debbie, people will infer I am a child molester

If I chose little car payments, people will infer that i'm a suicide car bomber.

Aw dangit, i'm stumped.

 

[Count DeSheep]

If I chose little car payments, people will infer that i'm a suicide car bomber.

Ah great, now the Americans are gonna come and arrest us all...>.<!!!

Who would win in a pillow fight: Muzzy or Barney?

How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if a wouldchuck cood chuck would? XD!!!

Chock-O-Lot-A or Chock-A-Lot-E?

Hot potato, cold spaghetti, or mashed banana?

What snack smiles back?

Nintendo or MacTendo (the Scottish bootleg)?

And one last question:
Would you like fries with that?

 

[aamirsaab]

....
Who would win in a pillow fight: Muzzy or Barney?

Muzzy any day of the week. Barney's vision is impaired since his eyes are fixed in one position so wouldn't be able to see the pillow flying in from the left.

How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if a wouldchuck cood chuck would? XD!!!

You got your 'woulds' and your 'woods' mixed up.

Chock-O-Lot-A or Chock-A-Lot-E?

Chock-O-Lot-Thunder!

Hot potato, cold spaghetti, or mashed banana?

Hot 'tato - cold spaghetti will get you food poisoning and mashed banana is fo' babies.

What snack smiles back?

I don't pay attention to snacks similing at me. My concern lies in getting the thing in me belly.

Nintendo or MacTendo (the Scottish bootleg)?

Never heard of mactendo. I have played on a nintendo though.

And one last question:
Would you like fries with that?

Yes please!

 

[Count DeSheep]

You got your 'woulds' and your 'woods' mixed up.

Eh, what do you know...In America, the English language is subject to mutilation whenever people feel like it...XP

Mutilation...Like what UFOs do to COWs...^o)

 

[Al_Imaan]

do u know what this means...
حرب قبر بمكان قفر و ليث قرب قبر حرب قرب



I know the real answer...muahahaha:Evil:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Many years and several million cups of black coffee later, , they had devised a mathematical system for answering this question based on a number of factors. It's so simple, even an idiot (with an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology) could figure it out! So grab a pen and paper, and finally work out how much wood a woodchuck can chuck! This method is guaranteed* to work!


First, you have to know the SIZE of the woodchuck. So choose a number between 5 cm (a baby woodchuck) and 500m (the mutated flesh eating species). Got it? Let's move on.
How eager is the woodchuck to chuck wood? Is he bone lazy? Does he have other things he'd really rather be doing? Or does he live for the sheer joy that only chucking wood can bring? Choose a number between 1 (catatonic) and 10 (obsessive) relating to the woodchuck's eagerness to chuck wood. Remember the number you picked in step one? Good! Multiply the two numbers together.
Did you know that 'groundhog' is another name for 'woodchuck'? You didn't? Really? Well, surely you must know that groundhogs can predict when spring is coming? You didn't know that either? Don't know a lot, do you? Maybe you need to take my Woodchuck crash course . Once you've taken the crash course, you'll understand why the season is so important to the ability of a woodchuck to chuck wood. If it's spring where you live, divide the number you've already worked out by 2. If it's not spring, divide your number by 3.
The final factor you need to determine the amount of wood a woodchuck can chuck is the number of times you've watched the Bill Murray movie, "Groundhog Day". Add this number to your total.
Answer: Any number greater than 1-----: You have waaaaay too much time on your hands. What do you care how much wood a woodchuck can chuck? Come on, get a hobby or something. Leave the poor woodchucks alone. They never did anything to you.

Any number less than 1-----: You obviously have very poor mathematical skills, and bad body odor. Go back to kindergarten. And take a shower, please!

 

[Tania]

What do you think about a topic which get 0 replies:
a. its too interesting and no one dare to say anything about it:-[
b. Boring, not interesting things
c. others - and describe exactly at what have you thiking

 

[Count DeSheep]

do u know what this means...
حرب قبر بمكان قفر و ليث قرب قبر حرب قرب

Circle circle, dot dot, now you got your cootie shot? XD!!!

How many bears are eaten daily by cooties, Mr. Aammiirrssaabb?? XXDD!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Al Imaan, ya spelled that totally wrong...:exhausted

 

[aamirsaab]

My apologies for the late reply, I was busy having a life.

What do you think about a topic which get 0 replies:
a. its too interesting and no one dare to say anything about it:-[
b. Boring, not interesting things
c. others - and describe exactly at what have you thiking

It depends really. There may be a topic that is about the most interesting thing ever, say a global debate on potato chips, but people might not get to see the thread cus so many other 'less important' threads are competing with it.

How many bears are eaten daily by cooties, Mr. Aammiirrssaabb?? XXDD!!

There is a common misconception about cooties. Many people believe it to be on the same wavelength as the boogeyman. In fact, it is quite different as Count DeSheep has rightfully put: they eat bears. Of the Gummi variety. Studies have shown that the annual GBC (gummi bear consumption) rate is somewhere in the region of 50 to 60 billion, with a peak consumption of 62 billion in year 2001 where there was an unexpected surge in gummi bear production. Psychologists and renowned scientists from all over the world believe the cause of this high consumption of gummi bears is due to their unusually high gelatin content - aparantly, it has a similar affect on cooties as chocolate does on human beings, and illicates a response in several areas of the cooties' anatomy similar to euphoria.

It is difficult to establish just how many cooties are currently in existence, and so is impossible to estimate the daily consumption of gummie bears by one cootie.