Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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someone... said:
why are trees brown?
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Because long long ago, a white man wanted to go as far away as possible from a black man, but soon he began to miss him and created an immitation- lots and lots of tall big trees- this land is known today as Europe. Meanwhile the black man did not miss his white counterpart and decided not to encorparate snow in his lands- this land is known today as Africa.

I think I might just file a civil rights suit against myself (let alone Muezzin) :P
 
Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

why monday mornings? why are there 7 days in a week anyway?
 
lol good question ^^ AHAHAHAHAH



mine: why is muezzin a mod and u aint? do u ever get jealous? or just call him a geek for being a mod? lol
 
The other day some youg'un happened to walk past and speak to themselves..i couldn't help but over hear...'who let the dogs out?'

Would your reply have been the same as mine? 'WHO, WHO WHO WHO'

Weird ol' world i must say
 
-Ibn Al Aqwa- said:
Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

why monday mornings? why are there 7 days in a week anyway?
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Mondays cuz Muezzin gets up early to loose that beer belly of his (its full of lassi rather than beer)

7 days cuz Craig David said so :P No not really, cuz the people in the Golden Compass (S*** movie) believe that their god rested after creating the world in 6 days.

Man I'm seriously goign to get in trouble for offending blacks and catholics today
 
truemuslim said:
lol good question ^^ AHAHAHAHAH



mine: why is muezzin a mod and u aint? do u ever get jealous? or just call him a geek for being a mod? lol
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There was a time when I was a Mod aswell as good ol Muezzin ;)
Lol jealous, on the contrary, LI got a bit out of hand- basically overun by hot heads who i couldn't be bothered to deal with (its a long story and Muzzin knows) so I just left the site for a good year and a bit.

Muezzin is probably the biggest geek i know- he's probably the coolest too :)
 
H4RUN said:
The other day some youg'un happened to walk past and speak to themselves..i couldn't help but over hear...'who let the dogs out?'

Would your reply have been the same as mine? 'WHO, WHO WHO WHO'

Weird ol' world i must say
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Great response, my other personal favourite to say to aggitators is to say out loud "astagfurullah"! its great on a couple of occasions they just look at me puzzled and walk off. Another favourite is to say "yahud" in a disgusting tone.

I'm seriously on an offensive tonight- i never stay up this late :-\
 
minaz said:
There was a time when I was a Mod aswell as good ol Muezzin ;)
Lol jealous, on the contrary, LI got a bit out of hand- basically overun by hot heads who i couldn't be bothered to deal with (its a long story and Muzzin knows) so I just left the site for a good year and a bit.

Muezzin is probably the biggest geek i know- he's probably the coolest too :)
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LOL u sound like my bro calling my other bro a geek... but at least u say the coolest one..lol
 
AssalamuAlaykum

You Aryt? *grin*

Well right, I have a little problem...do you think Isotonic Sports drink makes one feel slightly mad? And why do people feel slightly mad and hyper anyway? Is it a brain malfunction or something totally strange like that?

WassalamuAlaykum
 
why do some people expect to be happy all the time....?!

(i am NOT talking about Ahlaam, i just had to clarify that)
 
...54M4K4H... said:
AssalamuAlaykum

You Aryt? *grin*

Well right, I have a little problem...do you think Isotonic Sports drink makes one feel slightly mad?
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If by 'slightly mad' you mean 'willing and possibly able to beat an angry Mike Tyson to a bloody pulp in twenty seconds', why yes, yes it does.

And why do people feel slightly mad and hyper anyway? Is it a brain malfunction or something totally strange like that?

WassalamuAlaykum
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Everyone's a little crazy. Some are just better at hiding it than others.

Take me, for example... on second thoughts, no, don't take me as an example, I could get arrested.

But take Inspector Gadget as an example. The guy looks absolutely batcrud insane, but inside you know he's a deeply responsible and stable adult.

Possibly.

Next!
 
i got 1 how come the majority of females always like pink, and lads like blue, seriously...whats the cause of it?
 
^ i kno you didnt.


its just something that came into my head, please dont take it as directed at you.


Assalamu Alaikum
 

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