Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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AssalamuAlaykum

You just killed some of my questions with the answers bro! hmph

Anyway...I have more *grin*

If a butterfly flutters by...shouldnt we call it a flutterfly?

Why does brother fishman hate cows? I'd understand his reasoning behind hating cats, but why cows?

If I had blue eyes and wore green lenses...would my eyes look yellow?

If night and day, darkness and light, sweet and sour and the warmth and cold cannot exist at the same time; as one will always prevail...how can good and evil exist in the world at the same time? surely one must cancel out the other?
 
Assalamualikum...

Where's the old people from LI, i want them back!!

Ma'assalama
 
AssalamuAlaykum

Hmm...I've always wondered about trees, why dont they lose their leaves in the summer? that way they'd be cool in the heat, rather than losing them in the winter when they could actually do with the warmth! pffft! silly trees! *grin*
 
JihadunNafs said:
AssalamuAlaykum

You just killed some of my questions with the answers bro! hmph
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I do try.

Anyway...I have more *grin*
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All this grinning is a bit unnerving...

If a butterfly flutters by...shouldnt we call it a flutterfly?
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I think we should call them all Barry.

Why does brother fishman hate cows? I'd understand his reasoning behind hating cats, but why cows?
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Hey, if a cow starts running at you, it's a hard thing to stop. Matadors, those guys with red capes who taunt bulls? Child's play.

If I had blue eyes and wore green lenses...would my eyes look yellow?
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Only if the lenses were made of acetate or something. That would just look weird.

If night and day, darkness and light, sweet and sour and the warmth and cold cannot exist at the same time; as one will always prevail...how can good and evil exist in the world at the same time? surely one must cancel out the other?
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Satan's annoying like that.

Plus, it's more like light and shadow co-existing, rather than day and night.

AhLÄÄM said:
What do u do on Eid?
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Pray, hug, eat, sleep.

Have u been to Wimmy Road?
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Never heard of it.

Do u like jalebis?
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I used to. Now I find them a little sickly for some reason. Maybe I just bad jalebis. I'm more partial to the odd laddoo.

Why do people get banned?
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Either they've broken a few too many rules, or they've been banned in the past and are returning under a different name.

Or it could just be due to a nasty mod. But you won't see too much of that around, since I'll hardly be on LI. Ha!

Why are some mods nasty?
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If I left, you wouldn't be asking that question.

Kittygyal said:
Assalamualikum...

Where's the old people from LI, i want them back!!

Ma'assalama
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Look in the Yellow Pages.

JihadunNafs said:
AssalamuAlaykum

Hmm...I've always wondered about trees, why dont they lose their leaves in the summer? that way they'd be cool in the heat, rather than losing them in the winter when they could actually do with the warmth! pffft! silly trees! *grin*
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It's not about warmth. It's about light. They use their leaves for photosynthesis. The summer is the best time, because that's when there's the most light. When autumn comes around, the leaves have done all their photosynthesising for the year, so they shrivel up and die. Winter comes, the tree's all cosy and chillin'. It doesn't grow new leaves yet, since there's not enough sunlight to photosynthesise. So when spring happens, new leaves grow and the cycle starts afresh.

If any of that science is crappy or false, the mistakes are mine, not my secondary school biology teacher's.

Next!
 
Assalamualikum

look in the Yellow Pages
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*Ahem*

Why you soo lame with jokes and that?

Where's Minaz gone?

Why you not active on LI no more??

Ma'assalama

:X
 
All this grinning is a bit unnerving...
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Dont people like to see me happy? and occasionally hyper? would you prefer I used this sickly face --> :D instead?



It's not about warmth. It's about light. They use their leaves for photosynthesis. The summer is the best time, because that's when there's the most light. When autumn comes around, the leaves have done all their photosynthesising for the year, so they shrivel up and die. Winter comes, the tree's all cosy and chillin'. It doesn't grow new leaves yet, since there's not enough sunlight to photosynthesise. So when spring happens, new leaves grow and the cycle starts afresh.

If any of that science is crappy or false, the mistakes are mine, not my secondary school biology teacher's.

Next!
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Have you lost the power to make people laugh? and are you a teacher in disguise?
 
JihadunNafs said:
Dont people like to see me happy? and occasionally hyper? would you prefer I used this sickly face --> :D instead?
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Why, yes. It puts me in the mind of Pringles.

Have you lost the power to make people laugh? and are you a teacher in disguise?
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I'd rather be a robot in disguise. The power to make people laugh is given by the audience, not the performer.

It sucks like that, eh?

Next!
 
How can the ducks to sleep in the cold river :? They are not getting flu :-[
 
i have trouble getting to school everyday...its so hard...lol...waking up...and walking about five feet..gosh its so far for me... by the time i arrive my class is already finished....lol seriously tho everything i just said is true... p.s. muezzin thanks for this.
 
I recall in a favourite film of mine (Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd) that Harry lived in the school as his dad was the caretaker! Is this the same case for you?!?! If so i envy you :D
 
Because many prefer to 'make war, not love' But lets ignore that political policy and all make love (of the brotherly kind)
 

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