Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

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[Al_Imaan]

i thought u guys were the best....but looks like ur losin' the popularity....muahahaha!!!

 

[Muezzin]

pfttt....

lemme guess 'magical cure' right???

lol. no way.

try again.

If that don't float your boat, I got a shipment of magic beans coming in tomorrow.

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Ya know, that's really hard to copy and paste. I had to go into the Smiley Console and everything.

i thought u guys were the best....but looks like ur losin' the popularity....muahahaha!!!

I know. Sometimes I feel like Gordon Brown. Except I take care of my computer disks.

Next!

 

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:salamext:

U still use computer disks?! Have u HEARD of a USB Stick? :-\

 

[Muezzin]

:salamext:

U still use computer disks?! Have u HEARD of a USB Stick? :-\

I have two. Maybe HM Revenue and Customs should invest in some as well. And not lose them.

And in other news...

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

The answer is:

Next!

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

what can spinach do for me?

your answer may not consist of popeye !


Assalamu Alaikum

 

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:salamext:

Can a heartbroken's person's heart be mended?

 

[Tania]

Do you think would be benificial for site if the superb moderator would present a weekly report about what they did :?

 

[Na7lah]

wat's a good gift 4 parents?

 

[nafy]

salaamz bro

hope u okie inshAllah..

ayways i was wonderin if u cud tell me...........WHY CANT I GET INTO DA SISTERS SECTION ANYMORE lol

take care bro

w/salaam

 

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:salamext:

^^ Re Apply sis lol. It's probably coz you've not been online for ages....

 

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum,

I was sitting in the train today and wondering...

you know how humans always want the best houses etc....some people have terraced, some detatched and semi etc etc...well I just wanted to know....do birds have that too? because you see some nests with just a few twigs and then others with loads....is there a reason for this? is it because the well-off birds get more twigs and the ones with less twigs are thinking about the hereafter so they're not too bothered about leading luxurious lives in this dunya....am I right? *smile*

 

[Muezzin]

what can spinach do for me?

your answer may not consist of popeye !


Assalamu Alaikum

You could make a crown out of it. Like a Roman Emperor.

Hail Caesar... Salad!

Can a heartbroken's person's heart be mended?

Depends how much glue you've got. PVA might do the trick.

Do you think would be benificial for site if the superb moderator would present a weekly report about what they did

Probably. Ask in the Technical Support section.

wat's a good gift 4 parents?

Shredded Wheat.

salaamz bro

hope u okie inshAllah..

ayways i was wonderin if u cud tell me...........WHY CANT I GET INTO DA SISTERS SECTION ANYMORE lol

take care bro

w/salaam

I have that exact same problem. Every time there's a sign saying or indicating that a room is for 'females only', nobody ever lets me in. Baffling!

Although in your case, re-applying might be the solution.

AssalamuAlaykum,

I was sitting in the train today and wondering...

I do that too. Although I'm usually trying to think of ways that the Metro newspaper could suck less. You should try it - much more stimulating than Dr Kawashima's Brain Training.

you know how humans always want the best houses etc....some people have terraced, some detatched and semi etc etc...

Don't forget shanty houses and caravans.

well I just wanted to know....do birds have that too? because you see some nests with just a few twigs and then others with loads....is there a reason for this? is it because the well-off birds get more twigs and the ones with less twigs are thinking about the hereafter so they're not too bothered about leading luxurious lives in this dunya....am I right? *smile*

I hope you're right. I think they just use the materials to hand. To feet. To beak. You get the point.

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[nafy]

salaam...

lol bro........is it normal 2 get hyper on coke? lol

w/salaam tc

 

[Pk_#2]

Do you like Ribena or Ginger beer?

 

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Do you know why the caged bird sings?

 

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

What advice would you give to a man with a pink fone?

Do you think birds watch their weight? because if they didnt do you think they'd fall out of the sky?

If I sneeze and yawn at the same time will my heart stop? (and telling me to try it is NOT good enough) *grin*

If I fall asleep whilst hiccupping will they continue in my sleep?

I can sing, walk, butter bread and hold a baby all at the same time, does that make me talented?

If oranges are called oranges why arent bananas called 'Yellows'?

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

If it snows and shines at the same time will be get a snowbow? what colour will it be?

Thats all for now...I only think when I'm bored so I'll have more the next time i go to lecture *grin*

 

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:salamext:

Why aren't you answering?

 

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Why do tears taste salty?

If you have been deprived of water for a long period of time, will you still be able to cry tears?

Where do tears come from?

Do eskimos cry tears of ice?

I'm not depressed by the way *grin* Just curious...

 

[Muezzin]

salaam...

lol bro........is it normal 2 get hyper on coke? lol

w/salaam tc

Depends how much you drank.

Some people might like to drink buckets full. How's that for holiday refreshment?

AssalamuAlaykum

Why do tears taste salty?

Because of their sodium content?

If you have been deprived of water for a long period of time, will you still be able to cry tears?

If you could, you wouldn't be thirsty for much longer. If you could stomach salt water that is.

Where do tears come from?

Tear ducts.

Or Mexico.

Do eskimos cry tears of ice?

Only Mr Freeze cries tears of ice.

I'm not depressed by the way *grin* Just curious...

Okey-dokey.

Why aren't you answering?

(Full-time study + slight laziness) * bladder control = suspense

AssalamuAlaykum

What advice would you give to a man with a pink fone?

Go to Spec Savers.

Do you think birds watch their weight? because if they didnt do you think they'd fall out of the sky?

Their stomachs are just a little bigger than their brains.

Holy moley. I wonder if they could eat their own brains.

If I sneeze and yawn at the same time will my heart stop? (and telling me to try it is NOT good enough) *grin*

If you sneeze and force your eyes open, they'll pop out. So I hear.

If I fall asleep whilst hiccupping will they continue in my sleep?

You can fall asleep while hicupping?

I can sing, walk, butter bread and hold a baby all at the same time, does that make me talented?

It makes you better than Windows Vista.

If oranges are called oranges why arent bananas called 'Yellows'?

Because 'Banana' sounds so much funnier.

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

Only if the rainbow's made of Skittles.

If it snows and shines at the same time will be get a snowbow?

Nah. You'll just get a suntan.

what colour will it be?

Your tan? Somewhere around the orange side of the spectrum. Hopefully not too Oompa Loompa-ish.

Thats all for now...I only think when I'm bored so I'll have more the next time i go to lecture *grin*

Ohhh-kay.

AssalamuAlaykum

Do you know why the caged bird sings?

Are you talking about Amy Winehouse?

Do you like Ribena or Ginger beer?

Both rot your teeth, but Ribena does it so much more tastefully.

Next!

(P.s. Eid Mubarak everyone)