Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[H4RUN]

^Deported me thinks!

 

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:salamext:

My sincerest condolences on the loss of 5 pages of this thread.

 

[Na7lah]

wat happened to your thread?
i guess your patients dont have anymore problems?

Ma'salamah

 

[Pen Marks]

this is a funny thread ;D

what should i do if my sister is annoying me so much i cant stand it? :raging:

 

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:salamext:

Why do people get depressed ?

Why is it snowing in Spring ?

Do u own a USB or a Floppy Disk ?

 

[Muezzin]

:salamext:

My sincerest condolences on the loss of 5 pages of this thread.

Condolences? I was about to throw a party.

wat happened to your thread?
i guess your patients dont have anymore problems?

Ma'salamah

Aye, 'tis an ill fate to do one's job so well so as to render oneself redundant.

Wait. Scratch that.

this is a funny thread

That's the idea.

what should i do if my sister is annoying me so much i cant stand it?

Pelt her with marshmallows until she can't stand it. If that doesn't help, well... hey, at least you get a lot of marshmallows.

Why do people get depressed ?

They need to get back in touch with their inner smile, but their mobile got wiped and they lost the number. However, nowadays there is also Facebook and verbal communication, which is also known as talking!

Why is it snowing in Spring ?

To make everything look kind of sugary.

Do u own a USB or a Floppy Disk ?

Both, but all my floppies have become corrupt. Like Pakistani officials.

Next!

 

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:salamext:

Like Pakistani officials.

:lol: ;D

 

[Na7lah]

Pelt her with marshmallows until she can't stand it. If that doesn't help, well... hey, at least you get a lot of marshmallows.

oh: oh: oh:

ffended:

 

[nafy]

salaam

hope u okiessss brozzzzz

anyways

how u stop nytmares

lol
tc



w/salaam

 

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:salamext:

Describe:

- content
- fish
- Red Bull
- Arrow

 

[Muezzin]

salaam

hope u okiessss brozzzzz

Ish. Busy, busy, busy.

anyways

how u stop nytmares

Don't eat cheese before you go to bed. And lay off the horror movies and/or Accounts questions. If you don't have to answer Accounts questions, don't even think about Accounts questions, or you will have nightmares. Nightmares featuring ledgers, and rulers, and too much paperwork for the human mind.

Describe:

Haan-ji.

- content

Chakadeh

- fish

Chips.

- Red Bull

Blue whale.

- Arrow

Sparrow.

Next!

 

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

Whats the best way to start a day, a 3 mile run, or 100 press-ups oh:

 

[Fishman]

Who should I conquer first? The Mongols or the Japanese?

 

[truemuslim]

r u mad?


ur hilarius, u need ur brother here to take care of u hah! im gessinn ur fat too and have no friends and try ur best here so ppl can like u, well gess wat! it aint workin! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA--cough cough
jk

mad now?

 

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:salamext:

Which mods do u not get on with?

Do u think I am mod material?

Speaking of mods, why are they called moderators?

Is that something to do with alligators?

 

[Muezzin]

Whats the best way to start a day, a 3 mile run, or 100 press-ups oh:

Neither.

The best way to start a day is to reduce a brick wall to rubble with nothing but your eyes.

Who should I conquer first? The Mongols or the Japanese?

Is there any reason you can't attack the Martians first?

r u mad?

Quite possibly.

Though admitting that possibility actually lessens the probability of insanity, since insane people tend to deny their own madness. Get me?

ur hilarius, u need ur brother here to take care of u hah! im gessinn ur fat too

Nah. Average.

and have no friends

Nah. Average.

and try ur best here so ppl can like u, well gess wat! it aint workin! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA--cough cough
jk

Ah.

mad now?

Mad as in insane or mad as in angry? It takes a lot to make me angry. People need to earn that privilege, I don't just give it away.

Which mods do u not get on with?

On this forum? None. On nutty anti-Islamic forums? Erm... a few.

Do u think I am mod material?

Er... Look, a bunny!

Speaking of mods, why are they called moderators?

Because they moderate disputes and stuff. Allegedly.

Is that something to do with alligators?

I wish.

Next!

 

[aamirsaab]

Whats the best way to start a day, a 3 mile run, or 100 press-ups oh:

A cold shower.

Who should I conquer first? The Mongols or the Japanese?

Japanese - if you leave it too late, they'll either rebuild megatron or start up skynet. Either one of which situations will result in the ultimate death of humans. Take out the Japs, the fate of the world rests in your hands!

ur hilarius, u need ur brother here to take care of u hah! im gessinn ur fat too and have no friends and try ur best here so ppl can like u, well gess wat! it aint workin! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA--cough cough
jk

mad now?

I'm not mad. I'm crazy. Muezzin is not mad either. He's a lawyer!

:salamext:

Which mods do u not get on with?

Tough question really - I get on fine with most people - mod or not. Honestly, I have no problem with any of the mods.

Do u think I am mod material?

Yeah - you're pretty active on the forum, so why not.

Speaking of mods, why are they called moderators?

Because they moderate things. We also terminate user accounts but due to copyright laws we can't be called terminators.

Is that something to do with alligators?

Nope.

What rhymes with vexed?
NEXT!

p.s; Oh look, you guys got two sets of answers!

 

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

A cold shower, and reduce a brick wall to rubble with my eyes.

got it! nice one!

 

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:salamext:

p.s; Oh look, you guys got two sets of answers!

Does that make me special??!! oh:

 

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

i have a question which user name sounds cooler

-Ibn Al Aqwa-

or

-Qa'qaa bin Amr-

???