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  1. 10-21-2007 #1
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    Kissers
    مقبلات

    Upside down
    مقلوبة

    Hinds Husband
    جوز هند

    Made in husband
    معمول بالجوز


    Vomit office
    مكتب المراجعات

    I never escaped a cat
    لم أهرب قط

    To be kissed
    يتقبل

    Divorced salad
    السلطة المطلقة

    Danger on my mind
    خطر على بالي

    He does not die to me an onion
    لا يمت لي بصلة

    Like an elephant
    كفيل

    Two husbands of socks
    جوزين جوارب

    He is my mother
    إنه أُمي

    Your price on me
    حقك علي

    Keep it on my mathematics
    خليها على حسابي

    Happy wrote his book on InIn
    سعيد كتب كتابه على فيفي

    Loved a door
    حباب

    Constitution home parents
    دستور يا أهل الدار

    Evaluate my envelopes
    قدر ظروفي

    Why after my age
    ليش يابعد عمري

    Cairo envelopes
    ظروف قاهرة

    She went on you
    راحت عليك

    From here to here
    من هون لهون



    A doctor on a young girl
    طبيب عصبية

    I push the mathematics
    أنا أدفع الحساب

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  3. 10-24-2007 #2
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    i dont understand... :S
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  4. 10-24-2007 #3
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes


    ha ha ha
    la hola wa la quwata .....
    ...just shows how easy it can be for the layman to mess up in arabic....
    ..that transaltaion looks to me like the the work of google translation??
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  5. 10-24-2007 #4
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    do u need to know arabic for this joke to make sense???

    coz i didnt get it.
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  7. 10-24-2007 #5
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    yep u have to.
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  8. 10-24-2007 #6
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    ^ lol sister, don't be sad, if it's any consolation I didn't get it either! just

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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    format_quote Originally Posted by caller View Post
    yep u have to.

    that's why I didn't get it then.. lol but neway the english translation is pretty funny.. (and dumb :X)

    thnx for sharin neway

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  10. 10-24-2007 #8
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    subhanAllaah, how ingenious!

    Keep it on my mathematics
    خليها على حسابي
    This one's hilarious!

    Unfortunately akhwaatiy this is one of those things if translated; it would seriously murderlize the joke!
    Last edited by amirah_87; 10-29-2007 at 12:02 PM.
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    I always push the mathematics man!
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    ^ That's only because she went on you!
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    Salamualikum.

    Err... *Go along with it sis Sofia*


    Lol funny joke











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  15. 10-27-2007 #12
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    i don't get it
    do i hav to know arabic or something
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    format_quote Originally Posted by smile View Post
    i don't get it
    do i hav to know arabic or something
    yes, it's a must since it's all about puns and homonyms

    For example this one:
    Happy wrote his book on InIn

    "Happy" means Saiid in Arabic - which can be used as a name for a male.
    "Wrote his book on" literally means lawfully married (the expression is somehow has Egyptian dialect tendency).
    "InIn" .. "In" is translated "Fi" in Arabic .. so "In In" is translated "Fi Fi" and Fifi is a girl's name.

    So over all the sentence means:
    Saiid married Fifi.
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    yep another reason why i want to learn arabic lol hehehe ill laugh anyway
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    Loooooooooool
    so funny
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOL!! These are hilarious!!!!
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    Re: Learn English in 2 minutes

    LooooooooooL! this is hilarius! just shows how easily small mistakes in arabic can mean! LOOOL!!!

    Why after my age
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    this one is hilarius!!!
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