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PROOF That Women Are Evil

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    PROOF That Women Are Evil (OP)


    We all know how women required time and money:
    Women = Time x Money

    And we all know that time is money:
    Time = Money

    Therefore women equal money squared:
    Women = (Money)^2 (Women = Money x Money)

    And we all know that money is the root of all evil:
    Money = sqrt(Evil)

    Therefore women equal (square root of evil) squared
    Women = [sqrt(evil)]^2

    And simple maths proves women are evil:
    Women = Evil

    Disprove that one using maths !! kay::coolalien
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

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    format_quote Originally Posted by Al-Zaara View Post
    I hate Maths.

    And yes, I am evil. So? :sunny: Women are evil you say, horrific... Still so many men want to marry us. What does that make those men? Stupid?
    Well they have no choice, as if they 'bat for the other side' they are doomed. Either way, it's doom and gloom....
    PROOF That Women Are Evil

    Ėk Gusā Alhu Mėrā
    The One Lord, the Lord of the World, is my God Allah.

    Dhan Guru Arjan Dev Mahraaj Ji!

    Kal Meh Bėḏ Atharbaṇ Hū Nā Kẖuḏā Alhu Bẖa.
    In the Dark Age of Kali Yuga, the Atharva Veda became prominent; Allah became the Name of God.

    Dhan Guru Nanak Dev Mahraaj Ji!
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by ahsan28 View Post
    We can live alone quite easily, its only cooking and washing, which bothers us
    Surely in this day and age, you as a man can look after yourself? (unless you're aged 50 and set in your ways, and expect your partner to cook, clean and serve you because you're a man)

    I'm competent in cooking, cleaning, shopping. And so are all of my mates who range from Muslims, to Jedis.
    Last edited by AvarAllahNoor; 01-25-2008 at 11:50 AM.
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    Ėk Gusā Alhu Mėrā
    The One Lord, the Lord of the World, is my God Allah.

    Dhan Guru Arjan Dev Mahraaj Ji!

    Kal Meh Bėḏ Atharbaṇ Hū Nā Kẖuḏā Alhu Bẖa.
    In the Dark Age of Kali Yuga, the Atharva Veda became prominent; Allah became the Name of God.

    Dhan Guru Nanak Dev Mahraaj Ji!
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by ahsan28 View Post
    We can live alone quite easily, its only cooking and washing, which bothers us
    bah, even washing and cooking, I know better than my wife.

    Honestly, to live without women is boring, but to live with them is complicated, so we have no choice.

    But, to cool down this situation, here is the proof that women can be very smart:

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    PROOF That Women Are Evil

    Im Always Right,Its Like,When Im Right,Im Right,And When Im Wrong,I Could've Been Right,So Im Still Right,'Cause I Could've Been Wrong!
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by ahsan28 View Post
    We can live alone quite easily, its only cooking and washing, which bothers us

    GRRRR....honesty, some of you men are like babies trapped in mens bodies:X
    PROOF That Women Are Evil

    ...desperate for husnul-khitaam...


    please make dua that Allah grants me a good end (to my life). please make dua that Allah guides me.

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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil



    ^ Agreed!
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by guyabano View Post
    bah, even washing and cooking, I know better than my wife.
    oh: Then you deserve due recognition by us Well, I can prepare simple tea and black coffee
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by AvarAllahNoor View Post


    I'm competent in cooking, cleaning, shopping.
    I am also competent in shopping
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    lol, funny thread
    PROOF That Women Are Evil

    READ THE QURAN
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil


    format_quote Originally Posted by Iqram View Post
    It's sad we have to rely on our wives to get simple tasks done, in my opinion, having your wife do it makes you look like a childish figure...Which we're not
    jazakallahu khair akh, i may need this in future inshallah:X
    Last edited by Ummu Sufyaan; 01-27-2008 at 01:03 AM.
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    ...desperate for husnul-khitaam...


    please make dua that Allah grants me a good end (to my life). please make dua that Allah guides me.

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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    let's not forget, all the men after adam were given life from a woman, if women were so evil, why do we live in a man's world. A world of corruption, it wasn't only the few women that made it that way. It is the men that still lead it.
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    Thumbs up Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    Asalamo Alikom

    you are kidding right?

    I know you are,:sunny:,aren`t you?:grumbling





    jazak Allah the paradise

    you made me laugh

    peac
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    We can live alone quite easily, its only cooking and washing, which bothers us
    I meant survive.


    Well they have no choice, as if they 'bat for the other side' they are doomed. Either way, it's doom and gloom....
    yep.Very well said.

    Some men *cough* Can do everything a woman can do
    And some women can do everything a man can do.
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by houda~ View Post
    And some women can do everything a man can do.


    "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

    (Elaine Boosler)



    Well, we can go for shopping but women can't invade other countries
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by ahsan28 View Post
    "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

    (Elaine Boosler)



    Well, we can go for shopping but women can't invade other countries
    lol,yeah,that's exactly what we need,more country invasions...right?Women don't invade countries;fine,fine.I'll give you that one.

    “God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”

    :sunny:
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    lol ^^^ LOL LOOOOLLL

    also why wud ne1 wanna envade a country when theyr mad??
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    hehe lol ... this thread is always funny aint it
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    Salam

    I live out...do everything myself...

    Only need 4 wives to provide me about 15-20 kids perhaps.

    WS.
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by al_islam View Post
    Salam

    I live out...do everything myself...

    Only need     4 wives to provide me about 15-20 kids perhaps.

    WS.
    So...you only need them to provide the kids for you...?That's it?

    Alright.Have fun raising 15-20 kids on your own!

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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by houda~ View Post
    So...you only need them to provide the kids for you...?That's it?

    Alright.Have fun raising 15-20 kids on your own!

    Salam

    Wow,

    Your right..... I need them to bring them up as well.

    Its not like me to overlook simple things like that.

    Jazakallah

    ws
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    Re: PROOF That Women Are Evil

    format_quote Originally Posted by Iqram View Post
    lol, let's learn to grow out of our own childishness before thinking about raising children?

    Walk before you run I always say...Nevermind.
    salam

    Your rught...jazakallah for opening my eyes.

    So should I marry one, have a kid or two....then re marry after 1 3-4 year interval...

    wats the best way of doing this??

    Any strategic plans?

    ws

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