Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
no fair i am one of ur loyal umm customers n u ignored my question thingy...n cus its ma bday.........n ya didnt even send a dua my way 2 pray dat Allah swt 4gives me n guides me...
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
Salaamz
no fair i am one of ur loyal umm customers n u ignored my question thingy...n cus its ma bday.........n ya didnt even send a dua my way 2 pray dat Allah swt 4gives me n guides me...
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
LOL
Erm... Get a time machine?
Or alternatively, try to set your goals differently. Instead of saying 'I'm going to do 150 pages in three hours', say, 'I'm going to do Osmosis for one hour, then I'm going to do quadratics'... try and split it into topics rather than pages. It's easier to see if you're accomplishing your goals that way, and you won't go completely insane struggling with time management
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