Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
AGHHHHH! Brothers I need ur help. Wallah! I aint making this up, thi si no joke and need u all to be serious:
I have this (muslim) boy in my physics class. Thankfully that is the only class he is in with me cuz he doesnt attend the evening maths classes.
Anyway, he really is freaking me out!!!!
He always stars at me. Whenever I turn around to look at the teacher (whilst she is explaining something) or wen I luk at the bored to copy notes down: he is always swirling on the chair (typical lab chairs) and always has his gaze on me!!!!!
I swear: I wear hijab and jilbaab. I cant cover myself more than that. I wear modest clothes underneath which are FARRRRRRRRRR from tight and revealing.
Wat do I do? He is freaking me out and its not comfortable sitting in lesson. The owrst thing: He always sits behind me!!!!
Plz take this seriously!!! I really need some advise!!!
Tell him to stop staring and if he doesn't listen, zap the sucker
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format_quote Originally Posted by aamirsaab
badboi huh? give him a slap. that'll teach the perv.
Brother. Think realistically plz. Im a muslim woamn/girl. I am not married to him (thank God)....so me touching his face is haraam. Plus!!! There wudnt be enuf soap in the world to clean my hands if I did.
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format_quote Originally Posted by metsudaistwice
salam
just explain to him boldly that you don't like him staring at you, make him feel what he is doing is something wrong and haram
wasalam
I hate talking to boys. I hate sitting or standing next to them. (This does not go for the dar brothers on this thread-YOU are brothers....this partcular boy....is a freak!!!!)
How do I approach him without going beetroot red?
Im confused and scared.
I have a physics test at 2:30pm today. I cant concentrate on any revision bcuz I cant stand the thought of going into the class.
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sister
I really think what you need to do is change your seat so that at least your at the side of him or sit behind him.....try speaking to the teacher and explain that you feel uncomfortable with that guy. he/she may be able to have a quiet word or change the seating positions within the class.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Rabi'ya
sister
I really think what you need to do is change your seat so that at least your at the side of him or sit behind him.....try speaking to the teacher and explain that you feel uncomfortable with that guy. he/she may be able to have a quiet word or change the seating positions within the class.
Rabi'ya:rose:
The other tables have boys on them.
The table I sit on has three girls and two boys. The boys on my table joke with me but I soon put them in their places.....Evil luk is my method with them!!!!
Plus!! WE HAVE SWIRLY chairs. And he always swirls on his chair. so!! it wudnt make a difference where I sat.:eek:
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hmmmm, this seems to be a tough one....have you ever actually had a conversation with him?
may seem wrong but..if he understands how u feel and think maybe he'll be sympathetic and actually wanna do a good deed. you say hes not religious but im wondering if he fasted during Ramadan. People who do fast during Ramadan even if nto practising during the rest of the year have a basic concept of right and wrong and im sure he doesnt want to make you feel uncomfortable.
duno if that will be possible sis.....you say you have spoken to other guys in your class so talking to him shudnt be that embarrassing
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salam
sis try and talk to him or complain to the teacher and tell your teacher to allow you to sit on a table that only has girls on it
or switch to another class
wasalam
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[QUOTE=Rabi'ya;108741]hmmmm, this seems to be a tough one....have you ever actually had a conversation with him?
No....other than 'yes' and 'no'
Or....'brother can u plz get the thermometer'.
may seem wrong but..if he understands how u feel and think maybe he'll be sympathetic and actually wanna do a good deed. you say hes not religious but im wondering if he fasted during Ramadan. People who do fast during Ramadan even if nto practising during the rest of the year have a basic concept of right and wrong and im sure he doesnt want to make you feel uncomfortable.
He has fasted but thats wat he sed. I dont know whether he did.
duno if that will be possible sis.....you say you have spoken to other guys in your class so talking to him shudnt be that embarrassing
With the others. I tell them in a nice tone to get lost. I can say stuff like that to the english boys bcuz they wudnt end up like this one is at the moment. U get wat I mean sis?
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[QUOTE=metsudaistwice;108746]salam
sis try and talk to him or complain to the teacher and tell your teacher to allow you to sit on a table that only has girls on it
Im going to blow in a minute....u have not been reading my other post have u!!!!!!!!! I DO SIT ON THE GIRLS TABLE!!!!!!!:mad:
but we have swirly chairs so he swirls and (with every excuse) and just boldges at me!!!!!
or switch to another class I cant........this is the ONLY AS level class!!!
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sis, just because they are english boys and you dress modestly does not mean that they will nto become attracted to you. they may find you, astaghfirullah, a challenge and therefore try harder to tempt you. I know from experience sis.
the best thing you can do is speak to this "brother" and tell him how you feel and that its simply makes you feel uncomfortable. he may just be intrigued as to why you dress like that, or impressed that your iman is so strong. he may be jealous and wanting guidance himself. you shudnt assume he didnt fast just because he wears gold and is a "bad boy".
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