Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
p.s. would it be a good idea to contact Aamirsaab's agency instead or are you guys ok with this?
If you want 2nd hand toilet paper than be my guess
Anywho brother Muhammad, you have came to the right place, we here at Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings INC, have experience in this trade in the form of.........watching every episode of "Only fools and horses". Think as me as Del boy and Muezzin as Rodney (but fat compared to skinny) Anywho the answer to your problem is simple, life is too short, live it to the max, think of all the extra bargains you could make by just getting rid of some silly precious ones
On an Islamic note ( yeh had to be said), what you take into the hereafter are your deeds not your possessions
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Okay u know wat. I cant concentrate in my chemistry class bcuz of two boys that act like.....a bunch of girls.:rant:
The story:
They each have a laptop and bring them into lesson. Why? So, that they can put their rock music on full blast.
Take yesterday for example, Adrain (lecturer) was going round the class and noting down stuff to put in the reports. He asked u s stuff like how is chem compared to blagh blagh suject....
ANYWAY, Adrian had given us a past exam paper to do while he went round asking others a few lardy daa questions. THOSE FREAKS!!! put the volume up full blast. I couldnt concentrate.....So, EVENTUALLY, i turned round and sed:
'Either u stick ur era phones in ur ear OR u switch that stuff OFF!!'
The volume went down for about 5 mins. Next minute, I can hear the crash banging music again.
I have prayed so much for that laptop to BLOW UP!!!!
wat can I do......its REALLY REALLY ANNOYING!!!!:mad:
By the way, if I havent mentioned it b4 ill tell u now....the music they listen to is:errrr.....metal and that horrid rock.....:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
Allah ma3akum
p.s: I need sum answers cuz I have lesson at about 10:30am.
But seriously... tell the teacher that they're being disruptive if they persist in playing their (crappy, if I might be so bold in saying) music so loudly. Maybe then they'll get the picture.
But seriously... tell the teacher that they're being disruptive if they persist in playing their (crappy, if I might be so bold in saying) music so loudly. Maybe then they'll get the picture.
Why do I have to be the one who has to stuff those horrid things in my ear for?:mad:
Plus!!! My chemistry teacher looks like one of those baddies out of James Bond.....but he is such a mouse (God forgive me for talking about my teacher like thislaying: ). He is like a woman wen it comes to shouting.....(basically, he just skreeches).
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Magnets have a habit of messing up electronics. I don't think it matters which part of the magnet. Again, I'm not telling you to do anything resemblimg criminal damage, you're just infering it
And you're not allowed to go out of college? No problem. Just 'accidentally' walk past the table and knock the computer off.
Ooops!
...well, that's what I might do. But I'm bonkers. Just tell the teacher, really.
format_quote Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl
Dont worry bro, Ill just cum back and haunt u ..IF ....i die (if they kill me.lol)
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And you're not allowed to go out of college? No problem. Just 'accidentally' walk past the table and knock the computer off.
Ooops!
Lol.....no chanec bro. They treasure those laptops like God know wat.:rant:
...well, that's what I might do. But I'm bonkers. Just tell the teacher, really. I wud...but like I sed.....Plus!! they are on the other side of the lab.
I don't believe in ghosts. [/QUOTE]
Brother, u must learn to believe in mIracles laying:
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
salamz.....this thread is working greatly....
i have a problem...
i dunno if its good or bad..but...well...umm....my sis...(who lives in a bedroom that is in the same house as me) has joined this forum...and i dont like ittttt........i mean she is totally bonkers over her maniac muslim forum and wont let me join that...then what does she do...comes and joins here...and funny...all my friends i have on this forum are the first to greet her and welcome her...so what do i do???
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format_quote Originally Posted by sapphire
salamz.....this thread is working greatly....
i have a problem...
i dunno if its good or bad..but...well...umm....my sis...(who lives in a bedroom that is in the same house as me) has joined this forum...and i dont like ittttt........i mean she is totally bonkers over her maniac muslim forum and wont let me join that...then what does she do...comes and joins here...and funny...all my friends i have on this forum are the first to greet her and welcome her...so what do i do???
What is your sis name on here???
$$baby_muslimah15 $$:happy1:
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