Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
so u didnt get to smash the swivels chair into his kneecaps :hmm2: ....had i been in this situation......:grumbling
.lol reminds me of saturday classes......lol ur lucky ameeratul...this one lil midget used to whistle everytime i used to walk in to the classroom.....ya Allah so embawasing............
another time this 'brother' said assalmalaikum to me and then stuck his hand out for me to shake .....he is now no longer on this earth.
right
i have a problem
i'm exhausted
and theres no where to curl up and sleep as i'm in college
what shall i do ?
i also have a headache
everytime i clench my jaw my right temple abounds with pain...why?
Last edited by Sahabiyaat; 11-11-2005 at 12:01 PM.
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I won't trade for a hundred thousand souls.
Your one smile takes it for free.Rumi
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
I walked past a man tonight.It was quite dark.after going a few paces away from him,he called me from behind.He came up to me and shouted in front of my face telling to walk properly pointing his finger at my face.I just stood there and even though I asked him what was the problem he continued to keep shouting.Really weird guy,he looked drunk to me.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Probably was, brother, there are plenty of wierdos around. MY friend had a woman do a similar thing to her. except it wasnt in her face, alhamdulillah it was ust across the road. She was screaming and pointing at my friend and following her down the street but on the opposite side of teh road.
I walked past a man tonight.It was quite dark.after going a few paces away from him,he called me from behind.He came up to me and shouted in front of my face telling to walk properly pointing his finger at my face.I just stood there and even though I asked him what was the problem he continued to keep shouting.Really weird guy,he looked drunk to me.
If he gives you any more grief, give him the business end of one of these. He who drinks Australian, dies Australian.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
i got a problem........
ok ders dis guy in my class at college okay......
n he has da most funniest laff..........n am not jus bein nasty
am serious.........
every tym he laffs in class......
i jus cant stop laffing.........my face goes red and i end up gettin told off by my tutor....
i seriously cant stop......
i need ya help lol
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
i got a problem........
ok ders dis guy in my class at college okay......
n he has da most funniest laff..........n am not jus bein nasty
am serious.........
every tym he laffs in class......
i jus cant stop laffing.........my face goes red and i end up gettin told off by my tutor....
i seriously cant stop......
i need ya help lol
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Laugh really loudly and say 'Ha ha your laugh is stupid!'
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
OK, you guys seem like you know a thing or two about business, so I need some good quality advice on something:
I am being forced to sell items to some customers, and I really don't know if I should give these items away... they are quite precious you see. I've been making some bargains but I need help on what makes a good bargain and how do I know if I am making the right decision?
Looking forward to your replies...
p.s. would it be a good idea to contact Aamirsaab's agency instead or are you guys ok with this? :smile:
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