Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
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her present name is Riel...she wants to change it....bro zAk showed me who she is...(check out the do u have family members on LI thread poll) bro zAk has given the profile on their.....any how...him, sis Ameeratul lay and sis Rabi'ya welcomed her......atleast u 2 never...thanks for that....sooo...advice??...when will bro muezzin come...i just realised...is aamirsaab muezzins bro???coz then them 2 both are the advice ppl on here...one serious....and one jokey....
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one serious....and one jokey....
one clever one stupid
one small one huge
one economist one lawyer
one pc games one ps2 games
one straight one ............. anyhwo I hope from this you can see both aamrisaab and Muezzin are contrasting guys, however they both provide this forum with their uniqueness. Yeh I've seen these to fight over the silliest thing (Muezzin hogging all the biscuits the frequent battle), however when in public (i.e. LI) they put this aside (well not always). Then again I know these 2 for last 9 years, and then again I don't specialise in sisters
lol
it may not seem like a real problem but i was traumatised then
i woke up to keep my fast and it was stuck in those horrible sticker traps
i tried to free it with an old knife ...i think i poked it a little too much with the knife ...and it stopped moving
hah i was so upset i actually covered my fcae with my hands and stood there for a minute before realising i had to pray.
My heart, so precious,
I won't trade for a hundred thousand souls.
Your one smile takes it for free.Rumi
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format_quote Originally Posted by sapphire
salamz.....this thread is working greatly....
i have a problem...
i dunno if its good or bad..but...well...umm....my sis...(who lives in a bedroom that is in the same house as me) has joined this forum...and i dont like ittttt........i mean she is totally bonkers over her maniac muslim forum and wont let me join that...then what does she do...comes and joins here...and funny...all my friends i have on this forum are the first to greet her and welcome her...so what do i do???
Beat her up. No one will know.
I'm joking of course. Just make her feel welcome. Cos if she doesn't settle in you'll beat her up.
format_quote Originally Posted by Minaz
one clever one stupid
Oh, stop.
one small one huge
Yeah, I was telling him to lay off those damn burritos...
one economist one lawyer
Shakespeare hated lawyers. The feeling is mutual.
one pc games one ps2 games
Cos PC games are too much hassle.
one straight one .............
You shut up! I'm going to call to police!
(guess the reference and I'll give you a fish)
Yeh I've seen these to fight over the silliest thing (Muezzin hogging all the biscuits the frequent battle),
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format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
Perhaps.
Any more problems for Minaz and I to solve? Emphasis on me because I'm feeling arrogant.
Okay fine. Ill give u something to think about.
I have these librarians right? Right!!
There is this one...she is:
old
snobby nose
and she has the most arrogant way of talking to ppl. Esp. me.
U see. I wear hijab and jilbabb. I personally think thats this is wat triggers her off!!!laying:
She is very snappy to me. She dont look at me wen she talks....its as though im invisible *the thought of being invisible....lol*..
Wat shud I do?
I mean....*whispers* once I got really annoyed with her attitude and planned on tripping her down the stairs. But i remembered.....id probably go flying with her.loooooooooooooooool.
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salam
you should tell the lady straight up and ask her why she is so disrespectful towards you and hope that clears the air between the two of you
wasalam
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bro muezzin...i'd laugh if my sis read wot u wrote....gd idea...even if it is a joke....but...i think she holds a certain degree of respect as she is my older sis....oh well...i give up...mite aswell welcome herrrr.....
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lol ok, just if you did cover your face "niqab" I wouldn't blame the librarian for not making eye contact etc. But as your face is visibly seen, thus your expression portrayed, from what info you have given us she's got a problem with you
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format_quote Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl
Okay fine. Ill give u something to think about.
I have these librarians right? Right!!
There is this one...she is:
old
snobby nose
and she has the most arrogant way of talking to ppl. Esp. me.
Maybe she's just an arrogant dinosaur who doesn't like you. Not much you can do about that. Well, yeah, you could take the positive approach like MST said above, and try to 'make friends with her' and all that.
Or, you could use my solution - first print out this picture:
Then take it to Old Mrs Snobby Nose and tell her 'This is older than you but is somehow still better looking. Invest in Oil of Olay. And watch out for archaelogists. They like digging up fossils'
Heh.
U see. I wear hijab and jilbabb. I personally think thats this is wat triggers her off!!!laying:
Tell her to wear niqaab - it might be an improvement!
She is very snappy to me. She dont look at me wen she talks....its as though im invisible *the thought of being invisible....lol*..
All librarians are like that. Apart from 'The Terminator' at my uni, but he's sort of funny. And 'Dexter' who got stuck between two tables. Long story.
I mean....*whispers* once I got really annoyed with her attitude and planned on tripping her down the stairs. But i remembered.....id probably go flying with her.loooooooooooooooool.
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That pic is spooky bro.....man...u are a bit....doo laly in the head.lol.
Anyway, I really like this part:
Then take it to Old Mrs Snobby Nose and tell her 'This is older than you but is somehow still better looking. Invest in Oil of Olay. And watch out for archaelogists. They like digging up fossils'
But we both know...its not gna happen.
so....ur gna have to cum up with sumthing esle.:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
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