Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

**------** · 07-13-2006

Nah she still here...I hope... :X

**Fishman** · 07-14-2006

Is it legal to keep glass peguins in the sects and devisions section? I mean, nobody goes in there.

**Muezzin** · 07-14-2006

Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed

What?! Is that a movie? Ok now i'm even more confused!

'Open All Hours' is an old comedy show staring the late, great Ronnie Barker.

Originally Posted by Mara

How can i hide the link behind the word Source. I saw this can be possible but i don't know how to do it.

You enclose the link in url tags, so it's like this [ url = www.askaninja.com ]Source[ / url ] (but obviously with no spaces), and then it will appear like this:

Source

As for your DVD question, DVD's don't work in CD ROM drives I'm afraid.

Originally Posted by Aalmiah

Muezzin where art thou faithful Minaz Bhai?

What the hell did you just say, lady?

Originally Posted by nafy

bro how can i stop maself frm paniking on ma drivin lessons? lol

Make dua, wear your seatbelt, think happy thoughts and if anything goes wrong, aim for a writeoff. Happy motoring.

Originally Posted by nurofislam

how do u know who's a hacker and who's not a hacker?

You don't. So, one way to combat it is to go on a crazy ego trip like I do, and ban everyone.

And so it's lucky I'm not an admin on this forum.

Originally Posted by nafy

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? lol

I felt like saying that when a beautiful woman propositioned me and I got embarassed instead of saying yes. I'm an idiot.

Originally Posted by Aalimah

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me more like lol yyyyyyyy are my posts being deleted muezzin bhai?

Maybe they're off-topic. Or alternatively, we've been infested with Gremlins.

Originally Posted by Islamgyal

where is sis Soldier is she banned or something??!!! i miss her!!

Nope, she's still around.

Originally Posted by Fishman

Is it legal to keep glass peguins in the sects and devisions section? I mean, nobody goes in there.

Are glass penguins a new sect of Islam?

Awesome.

Next!

**Fishman** · 07-14-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Are glass penguins a new sect of Islam?

Awesome.

Next!

Glass penguins are what they sound like, penguins made of glass. I'm just wondering where I should keep them?

**Muezzin** · 07-14-2006

Keep them in a cabinet. And then sell 'em on eBay and give me 10 - no, 20% commission just for giving you the idea.

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**Fishman** · 07-14-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Keep them in a cabinet. And then sell 'em on eBay and give me 10 - no, 20% commission just for giving you the idea.

Next!

They are alive and twice the size of regular penguins. I use them for death threats.

**Muezzin** · 07-14-2006

Originally Posted by Fishman

They are alive and twice the size of regular penguins. I use them for death threats.

You should become a loan shark and use them as enforcers, too. That way, you can still give me commission for giving you the idea.

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**Tania** · 07-14-2006

As for your DVD question, DVD's don't work in CD ROM drives I'm afraid.

Thank you for the answers

- i will not buy than the dvd until i will not have the right unit.

Which is the most strange thing what you ever saw to be sell in the ebay?

**Muezzin** · 07-14-2006

Originally Posted by mara

Which is the most strange thing what you ever saw to be sell in the ebay?

A haunted jar.

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**Tania** · 07-14-2006

What do you think its the proper explanation for the haunted castels? That shadows what the people are seeing? Are they really ghosts?

**Muezzin** · 07-14-2006

Originally Posted by mara

What do you think its the proper explanation for the haunted castels? That shadows what the people are seeing? Are they really ghosts?

I think they're probably seeing farts.

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**------** · 07-15-2006

where art thou faithful Minaz Bhai?

What the hell did you just say, lady?

Mind ur language bhai lol. I meant in plain English (altho u like shakespeare but cannot understand it) Where is Minaz Bhai?

**MinAhlilHadeeth** · 07-15-2006

Is it legal for super mods to change people's avatars?

edit
and profile pics too?:grumbling

**MinAhlilHadeeth** · 07-15-2006

Originally Posted by zÂk

Muezzin will tell u it is

oh i remember, poor him... even he got his siggy edited once :X

*gasps*.... you're evil personified!...............

**------** · 07-15-2006

zAk = evil - hav u not realised that yet?!

**afriend** · 07-15-2006

lol....

zAk can also be very very kind

**------** · 07-15-2006

Nope zAk realised that time bak when i joined the forum but had to explain it to sis Umm Shaheed

Edited = OT: Muezzin do u think zAk = evil/kind?

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 07-15-2006

Originally Posted by Iqram

lol....

zAk can also be very very kind

bro that sentence followed by that wink IS JUST PLAIN OLD DODGY!!!! :X

**nafy** · 07-15-2006

Salaamz

bro how do i convince my parents dat my friends are gud gals?

w/salaam

**MinAhlilHadeeth** · 07-15-2006

Hey guys, please remember this thread belongs to Muezzin and Minaz. Don't spam, because that's just going to give our brothers more work to do, and they said they were busy with other things.