Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

**Mujahidah4Allah** · 10-18-2006

nxt: copy bunny into ur sig to help him achieve world domination... [poor dudette he aint getting far HA]

nxt: have u thought about buying me that phone?...eid gift

ma'salamah

**nafy** · 10-18-2006

Salaamz

u gonna dress as clowns on eid?

lolz

w/salaam

**Kittygyal** · 10-18-2006

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

what rockin' house parties?

Wailakumassalam warahmatullahi warabarakthuhu

**Hisbul_Aziz** · 10-18-2006

Which Month has twenty eight days/
trick question

**Kittygyal** · 10-18-2006

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

what do we do if we get late for doctors appoinment && then they say we are late && then they cancel our appoinment?

ffended:

Wailakumassalam warahmatullahi warabarakthuhu

**Hisbul_Aziz** · 10-18-2006

Are physicals hallal

**The Ruler** · 10-19-2006

why is it that everytime i need advice you want me to rephrase it or that you do not understand

...probably because you aint no good adviser

**------** · 10-19-2006

Why are some people obsessed wiv bunnys?

**Muezzin** · 10-19-2006

Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

Salaamz

u gonna dress as clowns on eid?

lolz

w/salaam

I don't need an excuse to dress as a clown.

Originally Posted by Kittygyal

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

what rockin' house parties?

Wailakumassalam warahmatullahi warabarakthuhu

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Originally Posted by Khalid_Shariff

Which Month has twenty eight days/

February, except in a leap year.

Originally Posted by Kittygyal

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

what do we do if we get late for doctors appoinment && then they say we are late && then they cancel our appoinment?

Eat a corgi?

Originally Posted by Khalid_Shariff

Are physicals hallal

Is a 'physical' the 'Americanized' version of what us Brits call a 'check up'? If so, of course it is.

Originally Posted by +*Glacier*+

why is it that everytime i need advice you want me to rephrase it or that you do not understand ...probably because you aint no good adviser

Or probably because you insist on using that retarded text speak that makes intelligent people sound like idiots and just doesn't make sense.

Originally Posted by Pr1nc3ss

Why are some people obsessed wiv bunnys?

It's all very Freudian.

Next!

**------** · 10-19-2006

Do u not get tired of the same tagline 'Next!' ?!?!?!?!

**Muezzin** · 10-19-2006

Heck, I was only doing it because I thought you guys liked it.

**Sister_6038** · 10-19-2006

Originally Posted by Pr1nc3ss

Do u not get tired of the same tagline 'Next!' ?!?!?!?!

i find that bro muezzin's phrase is on my list of phrases just below "how very dare you" and above "hiiiiiiiiiiillllaaarious"

**Mujahidah4Allah** · 10-19-2006

nxt: add happy bunny 2 ur sig

ma'salamah

**------** · 10-19-2006

Do u find the happy bunny annoying?!?!

**The Ruler** · 10-19-2006

Or probably because you insist on using that retarded text speak that makes intelligent people sound like idiots and just doesn't make sense.

*ahem*

Originally Posted by Muzzi

Originally Posted by Glacier

how would you suggest someone that has butter fingers

Please rephrase your question into a coherent sentence.

:

**Kittygyal** · 10-19-2006

Assalamualikum Warahmatullahi warbarakathuhu
whats a corgi?
Wailakumassalam warahmatullhi Warbarakathuhu

**Sister_6038** · 10-19-2006

Originally Posted by Kittygyal

Assalamualikum Warahmatullahi warbarakathuhu
whats a corgi?
Wailakumassalam warahmatullhi Warbarakathuhu

its a type of dog....the queen has a few....it looks like a hairball with a tongue hanging out

**Kittygyal** · 10-19-2006

Originally Posted by Hatshepsut

its a type of dog....the queen has a few....it looks like a hairball with a tongue hanging out

Assalamualikum Warahmatullahi warbarakathuhu
o0o0kay && welcome back Ukthi long time no seen no chat

Wailakumassalam warahmatullhi Warbarakathuhu

**Mujahidah4Allah** · 10-19-2006

nxt: when u strive for something, but feel its not working, do you give up or keep striving?

ma'salamah

**nafy** · 10-19-2006

Salaamz

do u find big teddy bears intimidating?

w/salaam

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