Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Ezzz this a lyrical masta eh eh Luvin it breda MashAllah!...We care about limited members ...But i leave the advise for Muezzin bhai InshAllah, Ayt Muezzin heres ma problem, well basicali i tin i'm bit mentally disturbd Nah seirous talk well basically ma mum gona close net :'( wa shal i do? i tin blakmail buh i cnt reali blkmail own ma so erm wa shal i do man Peace x
Ya Muslimeen
Ya Mu’meneen
Open up your eyes
Aim for the ultimate prize
Which is paradise
Allah’s laws
By definition has no flaw
So why do we pause?
Tell me what’s the cause
Hold your applause
Takbir!!!!!
Allahu Akbar
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by BodyGuard
:sister:
thanks 4 the praise
u suit a gangster sista and the name suits u too.:brother:
if people cared about limited member why dont they reply
No problamo, although one should refrain from excessive praise islamically Gangsta sista? LOL, Yup imma ghetto gyal lol jowkin, i'm bout ghetto as ma nan
cant b 2 mucha gangsta if i'm on an islamic forum eh lol
I replyd and sis Nafy did ...c we do care
Peace x
Ya Muslimeen
Ya Mu’meneen
Open up your eyes
Aim for the ultimate prize
Which is paradise
Allah’s laws
By definition has no flaw
So why do we pause?
Tell me what’s the cause
Hold your applause
Takbir!!!!!
Allahu Akbar
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by BodyGuard
yo bro i got a problamo you know
no 1 likes u if u aent got the doe
they just tell u to go
this thing effects me so
and it is very hard to get over u know
i try my best to impress the rest
but it is very hard if u aent got the doe
it makes u feel very low
so masters of might
tell me wat is right
i love islam so
and the words easily flow
through 1 ear and out the other
so help me my brother
cause life is such a bother
u r the master of magic and my life is so tragic:
so help me to solve my problimo
or watch your dear little brother go
Ps:no 1 cares about limited
Cool poem. What exactly do you want me to help with? I think you're mistaken if you think no one cares about limited members, as the siters in this thread at least have shown. If you're worried about just how the heck you're going to reach that fifty post mark, fear not - just post in the halal fun section for a bit; there's loads to do here.
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
ok bro i got a problem...ma sis told me she wanted 2 get married...n didnt know how 2 say it 2 mom....i sed i'd back her up...so we both went n spoke 2 mum yeh....n now mum sed ok....n she sed 2 BOTH of us get ready 4 marriage next year!!! omg!! lol i was jus helpin ma sis n now am caught up 2!! i wanna get married afta college!!! not yet!!! but she sed she only gonna tek us 2 pakistan once n get us both married off!!! n i dont even wanna marry sum1 frm back der as i have sed!!
help broooooooooooooo!!!
You're really going to have to discuss it with your parents. I mean, I could give 'advice', but it's just going to come down to talking to them. If it's very serious indeed (as in, you're being forced to marry), I think a sensible answer goes beyond the scope of this thread. Have you tried asking in the Cyber Counselling or Sisters section? Looking for sensible answers in this thread is like looking for the Loch Ness monster in a kitchen sink.
format_quote Originally Posted by x Maz x
Ayt Muezzin heres ma problem, well basicali i tin i'm bit mentally disturbd
I know your pain.
But not really.
Nah seirous talk well basically ma mum gona close net wa shal i do? i tin blakmail buh i cnt reali blkmail own ma so erm wa shal i do man Peace x
What do you mean 'close the net'? Are you feeling something like this poor creature?
Erm... Well, I don't condone blackmailing anybody, let alone one's parents. I do condone and encourage talking to one's parents about the problems one may have.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Iqram
when is MSG4 gonna be out?
Next year. I've heard rumours it'll be out 7/7/07, but no official word on it barring an interview which says that they're aiming to get a simultaneous release in all territories (US, Europe, Asia etc). The trailer says it'll be out 2007 though, and Kojima's team tends to get their games out on time.
Erm... Well, I don't condone blackmailing anybody, let alone one's parents. I do condone and encourage talking to one's parents about the problems one may have.
LOOOL! Nah u dummy, I meant lyk gonna phone tha net tingy n ask them ta close de connection...Yesh I'm feelin lyk dat ...HELPPPPPPP :'(
Lol @ ya breda, Hmmm, i prefer ur cocky amusing advise, y u gettn so seirous lol...i wooda fort u tell meh to gve em a sock monkey fo bribery buh obviously not
Anywho Wa'AlaykumAsalaam x
Ya Muslimeen
Ya Mu’meneen
Open up your eyes
Aim for the ultimate prize
Which is paradise
Allah’s laws
By definition has no flaw
So why do we pause?
Tell me what’s the cause
Hold your applause
Takbir!!!!!
Allahu Akbar
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by x Maz x
Muezzin Tankz fo nuin shmelly, was wanting words of reassurance
Looking in the wrong place. You may as well look for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
LOOOL! Nah u dummy, I meant lyk gonna phone tha net tingy n ask them ta close de connection...Yesh I'm feelin lyk dat ...HELPPPPPPP :'(
Talk to your mum then.
Or knit her a sock monkey.
That one is very intelligent, as evident by his gigantic forehead.
Lol @ ya breda, Hmmm, i prefer ur cocky amusing advise, y u gettn so seirous lol...i wooda fort u tell meh to gve em a sock monkey fo bribery buh obviously not
Anywho Wa'AlaykumAsalaam x
I was getting complaints about the cockiness so I thought I'd tone it down. Now you're telling me you like it. I feel like a nuclear warhead - no one really wants to use one, but you just gotta have it!
That one is very intelligent, as evident by his gigantic forehead.
Cumin from u, i jus get a jootha in ma face, so i pass lol, nah will do can u help tho? I duno ow ta nit
I was getting complaints about the cockiness so I thought I'd tone it down. Now you're telling me you like it. I feel like a nuclear warhead - no one really wants to use one, but you just gotta have it!
Lolllllllllll, nucleur warhead Me lyksssss....Continue being ur sarcasm witty luvin self, me prefer as do all de ppl here, so continue ma ol cod purchased from de local fishmongers Peace x
Ya Muslimeen
Ya Mu’meneen
Open up your eyes
Aim for the ultimate prize
Which is paradise
Allah’s laws
By definition has no flaw
So why do we pause?
Tell me what’s the cause
Hold your applause
Takbir!!!!!
Allahu Akbar
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
I have played and beaten Metal gear solid, Metal gear solid 2, and Metal gear solid 3: Snake Eater, all of them were awesome!! but I don't know about Metal gear solid 4, cause I don't want to have to by Ps3 just for Metal gear!
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by seek.learn
Salaam o alaikum,
MashaAllah. Hilarious.
Alaikum Salaam
Jazakallah. I have my moments.
format_quote Originally Posted by Zohair
I have played and beaten Metal gear solid, Metal gear solid 2, and Metal gear solid 3: Snake Eater, all of them were awesome!! but I don't know about Metal gear solid 4, cause I don't want to have to by Ps3 just for Metal gear!
I understand your dilemma. I just want to wait for the price to drop before getting it. Plus, I've got loads of siblings, so MGS won't be the only game we have, if indeed we get a PS3.
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Muezzin is like a zabiha butcher. Chicken! Bismillah! *Chops off head* Next! Chicken! Bismillah! *Chops off head* Next!Chicken! Bismillah! *Chops off hea... (21x)
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Luvin it breda MashAllah!...We care about limited members 
...But i leave the advise for Muezzin bhai InshAllah, Ayt Muezzin heres ma problem, well basicali i tin i'm bit mentally disturbd 
Nah seirous talk well basically ma mum gona close net :'( wa shal i do? i tin blakmail buh i cnt reali blkmail own ma so erm wa shal i do man 
Gangsta sista? LOL, Yup imma ghetto gyal 
Nah u dummy, I meant lyk gonna phone tha net tingy n ask them ta close de connection...Yesh I'm feelin lyk dat 
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