Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

**nafy** · 06-19-2006

Salaamz

LOL

hehehehe

jazakAllah bro

true say.....but its hard 2 stop thinkin n stressin bout things man......can i borrow ur hammer thing?? :P

w/salaamz

**------** · 06-19-2006

Muezzin........Y HAS THOU LOST IT?!?!

**Pk_#2** · 06-19-2006

AsalamuAlaykum,

I actually saw a chimps butt today.....and even took a pic....ima be sick...wah i do?

wana see the pic?

Urghh....the zoo's not a nice place the rabbits were doin it...

*pukes*

**Muezzin** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by Aalimah

Muezzin........Y HAS THOU LOST IT?!?!

Eh? Lost what?

Originally Posted by tasmiyah_B

AsalamuAlaykum,

I actually saw a chimps butt today.....and even took a pic....ima be sick...wah i do?

Put it on the Internet. That's what everyone else does with their 'sick' pictures.

wana see the pic?

Not particularly.

Urghh....the zoo's not a nice place the rabbits were doin it...

*pukes*

Chill out, it's a fact of life. Besides, if you hung around long enough, you might even have got a free baby bunny!

But you'd probably just get arrested, actually.

Next!

**Pk_#2** · 06-19-2006

AsalamuAlaykum,

Actually last year someone knicked a baby kangaroo...so it's possible, I'll post the pic on Li, mus be ok...seeing as it is a 'fact of life'...

*throws up all ova Muzzys thread*

btw ur Muzzy.

**Muezzin** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by tasmiyah_B

AsalamuAlaykum,

Actually last year someone knicked a baby kangaroo...so it's possible, I'll post the pic on Li, mus be ok...seeing as it is a 'fact of life'...

Um, don't. Mating rabbits may be a fact of life, but it's just inappropriate on this thread.

Especially on this thread.

*throws up all ova Muzzys thread*

Charming.

btw ur Muzzy.

Btw, next!

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 06-19-2006

How comes Zaks on leave :eek:

how comes muezzins bein polite :eek:

how comes minaz seems LESS LIBERAL

OMG WHATS BEEN HAPPENIN IN MY ABSENCE

**nafy** · 06-19-2006

Salaam

WELCOME BACK BRO ABD'MAJID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bro muezzin.........did u miss bro abd majid??

w/salaam

**Muezzin** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

How comes Zaks on leave :eek:

how comes muezzins bein polite :eek:

how comes minaz seems LESS LIBERAL

OMG WHATS BEEN HAPPENIN IN MY ABSENCE

We're in opposite land.

Either that, or you're on crack.

Next!

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

We're in opposite land.

Either that, or you're on crack.

Next!

lol whats crack

and do u take it

if so is that why ur so polite now

can i say next?

if i say next will u cry?

am i cruel for not carin if u cry

**Muezzin** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

lol whats crack

and do u take it

if so is that why ur so polite now

can i say next?

if i say next will u cry?

am i cruel for not carin if u cry

That's way too many tongues for one post. Also, we're getting off-topic.

So, next!

**Nawal89** · 06-19-2006

You've turned mean Muezzin. It's okay tho. it's a nice change.

**Muezzin** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by Nawal89

You've turned mean Muezzin. It's okay tho. it's a nice change.

Some say that people never change - they just reveal what was always there.

Maybe I'm just revealing my black, cynical sense of humour here, I dunno. I'll delete my posts if they cause offence.

Next!

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

Salaam

WELCOME BACK BRO ABD'MAJID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bro muezzin.........did u miss bro abd majid??

w/salaam

jazakAllah khair 4 da welcome!

and muezzin couldnt handle the mass questioning :coolbro:

...thinkin... hey r u sik of ma avatar? think its bout time i changed it?

**Musaafirah** · 06-19-2006

I can't cook! What do I do?!!
(I'd put up a funny face but you implied it looked like a suicide bomber inn your sig

)

**Muezzin** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by Musaafir

I can't cook! What do I do?!!

Rent a bunch of Delia Smith videos. She even shows you how to crack open an egg.

(I'd put up a funny face but you implied it looked like a suicide bomber inn your sig )

Feel free to use any smiley you like. I don't even subscribe to these '

', '

' being fitnah, but others do, so I don't use them to avoid causing offence.

Next!

**Nawal89** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Some say that people never change - they just reveal what was always there.

Maybe I'm just revealing my black, cynical sense of humour here, I dunno. I'll delete my posts if they cause offence.

OOO so now you've got a deep dark side?

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 06-19-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Feel free to use any smiley you like. I don't even subscribe to these '

', '

' being fitnah, but others do, so I don't use them to avoid causing offence.

Next!

umm... my toungues were directed at u... hope i didnt cause any offence. Astagfirullah if i did

**Muezzin** · 06-19-2006

^nah, you didn't cause offence, no worries. It was kind of weird though.

Originally Posted by Nawal89

OOO so now you've got a deep dark side?

I make Darth Vader look like a puppy.

But not really.

Next!

**------** · 06-19-2006

Why has thou lost ur brain

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