Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
What's e4..... ok my heart is racing? SERIOUSLY.... what is that?
It's an emulsifier which can contain animal fat.
Manufactured from glycerin (see E422) and fatty acids, these are normally obtained from hydrogenated soya bean oil and as such may be genetically modified.
Used where the foaming power of egg protein needs to be retained in the presence of fat and in baked goods as an 'anti-staling' agent where it prevents the loss of water from starches.
Allegedly the most commonly used emulsifier in the food processing industry, it can be found in, amongst other foods, Black Forest gateau mix, cakes, hot-chocolate mix, aerosol creams, shaped crisps, quick custard mix, packet dessert topping, dehydrated potato, sponge puddings, sterilised, pasteurised and UHT cream, low-calorie cream and pasteurised low-fat cream, margarine and low fat spreads, and ice cream.
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I thought it was poison.... but that's worse! Wait lemme check.
*20 secs later*
My brother put the box in the bin, and took the bin outside! Wallah! Not trying to be funny. Should i make myself vomit or something? I feel.... urgh.
(i could have sworn it said suitable for vegetarians?)
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format_quote Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed
I thought it was poison.... but that's worse! Wait lemme check.
*20 secs later*
My brother put the box in the bin, and took the bin outside! Wallah! Not trying to be funny. Should i make myself vomit or something? I feel.... urgh.
Nah, don't do that. I'm probably wrong.
(i could have sworn it said suitable for vegetarians?)
If it did, then I'm completely wrong and you have nothing to worry about
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That's what Abu Bakr (ra) did when a non-muslim gave him un-halaal meat. And he said that even if it would have kiled him to vomit that meat, he would have done so.
Man.... now i feel like a hypocrite.
Thanks a bunch muezzin!
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed
That's what Abu Bakr (ra) did when a non-muslim gave him un-halaal meat. And he said that even if it would have kiled him to vomit that meat, he would have done so.
Man.... now i feel like a hypocrite.
Eh? I was wrong! I just checked the ingredients online, no e471
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What the **** are u talking about, i haven't flippin time to read junk paragraph.
format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
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^sock monkeys rule.
format_quote Originally Posted by ?...
What the **** are u talking about, i haven't flippin time to read junk paragraph.
Greetings, question mark. If you don't have time to read the post, and aren't in the mood for this, you could just, I don't know, not read this thread and not reply to it?
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Salaam
y am i alwayssssssssss gettin told off? n gettin told off 4 stikin up 4 a mate?? das jus disgusting....ma matez mean sooooooooooooo much 2 meeeeeeee!! y duznt any1 understand?!!?!? :'(
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format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
Salaam
y am i alwayssssssssss gettin told off? n gettin told off 4 stikin up 4 a mate?? das jus disgusting....ma matez mean sooooooooooooo much 2 meeeeeeee!! y duznt any1 understand?!!?!? :'(
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Salaamz
format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
What exactly happened?
my sis heard rumours bout ma mate....which obviously were not true....i try 2 clear things up...i tell her da truth...n try n find out why da person hu told her sed dis....dus she hate ma mate or wat?
but den wen we cleared things n got home...i found ma sis had blamed everything on me......n mum sed i shudnt have interefered!! shes ma best mate.....her problems are myn!! .....n den mum has a go at me sayin 'not lyk shes ur sista' meanin my best mate........cus i was arguein wiv ma sis cus of her....
ma mate is actually more close 2 me den any1 at home....but nooooooooooooooo1 understands.....*sigh*
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h lol.....
bro make me laff man......lol.....am in suchaaaaaaaaaaaa bad mood!!!
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Why around 90% from the tv movies are violent-like promoting shootings, killing, beating x and y. For example the comedy movies almost dissapeared from the channels.
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