Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Muezzin is like a zabiha butcher. Chicken! Bismillah! *Chops off head* Next! Chicken! Bismillah! *Chops off head* Next!Chicken! Bismillah! *Chops off hea... (21x)
Next!!
Under normal circumstances, I'd delete that for being off-topic, but it made be chuckle so.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed
So this thread isn't revolved around me?
Ok that leads me to my next problem...... why?
Because you suck.
I'm joking. It 'revolves around' people asking questions and us guys giving crazy 'advice' while posting random pictures of sock monkeys and hungry hungry hippos.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
Salaamz
how can i stop maself frm thinking too much??
w/salaamz
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But if brain-damage is something you'd generally like to avoid, just try remembering the fact that though thinking something through before acting upon it is a good idea, just thinking something through endlessly and then never acting is a very bad idea.
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