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    Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)




    Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

    Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

    How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

    And I do sit ups.

    We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

    And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

    Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

    So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

    Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

    n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    There is only ONE Master of Might - Allah

    magic is haraam

    and Monday mornings are for atheist westerners to complain about - muezzin and whoever else it was who started this thread didn't think things thru properly did they?

    enjoy your shirk while it lasts
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by Ali_008 View Post
    How do you fight procrastination and lack of sleep? Understandably, even sleep in this case is being procrastinated...
    I'll tell you later.

    Quote Originally Posted by periwinkle18
    Where is muezzin??
    Where is the universe?

    Quote Originally Posted by MBH101287
    Never have I ever sat down and read an entire thread that was this long on any site, this one was full of laughs that I needed.
    Peace be with you.
    We aim to please.

    Quote Originally Posted by Iceee
    If someone needs a laugh, start reading this thread from the beginning. :awesome:

    Inshallah everyone who replied to thread is doing well.
    Two thumbs up to you, Ice with three e's!

    Quote Originally Posted by Timi Scar
    There is only ONE Master of Might - Allah

    magic is haraam

    and Monday mornings are for atheist westerners to complain about - muezzin and whoever else it was who started this thread didn't think things thru properly did they?
    Actually, I named it after a series of computer games called Masters of Might and Magic, because they were utterly rubbish but had a fun-sounding name. I added Monday Mornings because it would be funny and alliterative with 'Muezzin' and 'Minaz'. I also explain some more about this in the first post.

    enjoy your shirk while it lasts
    In light of the above, it's pretty clear that no shirk was intended.

    Next!

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Assalamu Alaykum,

    Some of your posts made me laugh aloud. This thread is actually utterly insane and doesn't make a word of sense but Alhamdulillah it made me smile.

    So my exams are coming up and seeing your extensive experience how do I get an A* in Psychology? I've been trying to perform a test of animal intelligence on my chickens and they fail with such consistency and determination I am beginning to think its deliberate and a sign of highly developed mental abilities, what do you say?
    Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Ya Muqallib al-Quloob, Thabbit Qalbi Ala Deenik
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    Assalamu Alaykum,

    Some of your posts made me laugh aloud. This thread is actually utterly insane and doesn't make a word of sense but Alhamdulillah it made me smile.
    Just like British probate laws.

    So my exams are coming up and seeing your extensive experience how do I get an A* in Psychology? I've been trying to perform a test of animal intelligence on my chickens and they fail with such consistency and determination I am beginning to think its deliberate and a sign of highly developed mental abilities, what do you say?
    I think you need to try a new approach. When you next see them, repeat the following lines of ancient verse:

    Cluck, cluck,
    Cluck, cluck,
    Chicken
    Lay a little
    Egg for me

    Cluck, cluck,
    Cluck, cluck,
    Chicken
    I want one for
    My tea

    If indeed an egg is laid in time for tea, it is indisputable proof of avian intelligence. If not, well, I guess the question of their intelligence will just peck away at you forever until an idea hatches.

    Next!

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    Instead we are opening a new venture - as of Monday morning- in where best to acquire toilet paper.


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