Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
u no wat....i do lyk u guys' fantasies....but it is annoyin wen sum1s askin for lyk say sum help dat cudnt b posted in da cyber counsellin section cuz it doesnt need counsellin but jus sum advise....
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Salaamz
yeh sis...but if im just out 1 day minding my own business wen a big massive dog cums runnin towards me with a luk in its eyes as if its gonna swallow me whole....den u know....it aint ma fault lol
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Tagrid
u no wat....i do lyk u guys' fantasies....but it is annoyin wen sum1s askin for lyk say sum help dat cudnt b posted in da cyber counsellin section cuz it doesnt need counsellin but jus sum advise....
Aye. But still, cyber counselling is better for that since they actually care about your problems.
format_quote Originally Posted by nazia
salaam,
dogs freak my out too! man Nafster you my twin!
and out of the brothers minaz and Muezzin who is the sanest?
That's like saying, out of Saddam and Hitler, who's the nicest?
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