Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
We're bro's in Islam, but we both love 'soul food'. Maryland is the rockingest chicken outlet in Leicester. Boo-yah!
[MOUSE]LOL![/MOUSE] soul food? HAHAHA..
dayam..hav gone off topic..wat wud u advise me to do seein as i cant motivate myself to start my assignment or poster! :grumbling and dont tell me to hav crackers and cheese..
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Hijabi_19
[MOUSE]LOL![/MOUSE] soul food? HAHAHA..
dayam..hav gone off topic..wat wud u advise me to do seein as i cant motivate myself to start my assignment or poster! :grumbling and dont tell me to hav crackers and cheese..
There's a deadline, right?
Close your eyes.
Picture your teacher.
He/she is angry.
He/she has a vicious dog that's just rearing to bite you.
He/she is saying 'Why didn't you do your work!'
You look at the calendar. It is the date of the deadline.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
There's a deadline, right?
Close your eyes.
Picture your teacher.
He/she is angry.
He/she has a vicious dog that's just rearing to bite you.
He/she is saying 'Why didn't you do your work!'
You look at the calendar. It is the date of the deadline.
You look at your desk. Your work is absent.
Open your eyes.
Now imagine the deadline is tomorrow.
Chop chop!
the deadline for a poster is on thursday and its a group collaberation..but i've been allocated to work with 3 guys and they dont seem bothered..should i?!
and wat ami supposed to chop exactly..i chopped my finger last week..
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Hijabi_19
the deadline for a poster is on thursday and its a group collaberation..but i've been allocated to work with 3 guys and they dont seem bothered..should i?!
Yes. Did you not see the dog in your meditation-dream? It had rabies!
and wat ami supposed to chop exactly..i chopped my finger last week..
It's not literal, it's just a saying, you know like 'break a leg', 'get cracking' and 'get the hell out of my house'.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
I need to know how to tell a person very nicely that they look ugly. yesss i really need to know how. They have the most horrible fashion sense in the world.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Nawal89
I need to know how to tell a person very nicely that they look ugly. yesss i really need to know how. They have the most horrible fashion sense in the world.
Tell them 'you have horrible dress sense. And furthermore you smell like my socks. And I ain't washed them in TIME, yo.'
Honesty is the best policy.
But remember the song:
'Killing me softly..
er... dum dum der
dum dum dum der de dum
Killing me softly with this song
Killing me softly
With this song'
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