"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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You all will have to ensure that giving reps to you all will cost nothing in term of $.
:) :X


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PS: I lost only 3 -5 posts and some 300 -500 reps :-\
Got rid of some most unwanted threads :D
 
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To continue with the conversation starte above.

Tilmeez: "Brother, the members are getting restless and are threatening to lynch the admins if their rep points do not go back up."

Woodrow: "Ah, but the loyal members who post on this thread will get a few reps as I give them reps for being here and understanding."

Tilmeez: "That's what I'm doing here on this thread, and soon I will be running short of the reps... No matter I will rep them in next 24 hours :)"
 
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16/10/09- Forum restored to October 5 2009.

People’s reaction when the first knew the news.

There are those crying because they are no longer full members and they don’t they powers the used to have. And examples of them are:

Omar_21:30: How come I'm 'limited' member again (Puts hands of his face and goes and cry in the corner)

Mr.President: allahu akbar my posts also reduced !!! (Its okay at least you’re not alone)

Malaak:where have my 500 or so reps gone?:raging: and my 70 or so posts? :raging:
this is soooooooo annoying!! :heated:(Oh I know how you feel)

Crazy-Lady: And there was a certain member who acted like reps and posts doesn’t matter but she was dying inside her every time she sees her rep points. But weren't we all? (Buh come onnn, just be greatful LI is back! =) And it ain't all about posts/reps :X We come here to learn and help each other)

Danah: I think I shall learn from this harsh lesson to save all my important PMs in my computer (Wow good you learned a lesson even if it was from a harsh lesson. I think we should all learn a lesson too)

BintAbee: Ya Allah!!! All those posts and reps! I wish I knew this would happen, then I would save a few pages(If only we knew)

Then everyone started to blame the admins

Mr.President: what did admins tell about this matter ?

But lucky an admin was online to calm us all down

-S- : Salams

Forum has gone back to October the 5th

The Database Crashed due to some issues meaning it was difficult to restore the data back - totally corrupted the data - pretty serious too

Since there are Daily, weekly and monthly backups, the problem was not discovered until after a few days which meant the daily backup data was corrupted and so was the weekly backup data corrupted - the only option we could go back to was the monthly back up taken on the 4/5th October of this month (Quite lucky alhumdulillah that we had that monthly backup or else it would have been disastrous)

Took a total of 36hours to restore the Entire forum back pretty hard work not that easy but its all back up alhumdulillah!

Unfortunately any data wont be able to be restored

Yanoorah: Moment of silence for all the posts n reps we lost

....so we all took a 2 minute silence for all the reps, posts and PMs we lost..

transition? :phewCould have been worse
:pLife happens. I'm sure we've all been through technological problems.
*computer crash*
My 45 page report gone!?!!?
Sigh, we move on. ;D
36 hours!?! SubhanAllah! At least we know, we still have great admins. =)

Very true, Mistakes happen. Forget and move on.

Rashad: What a relief Alhamdulillah.

Everyone say Alhamdulillah...

Okay. That was a tough 36 hours... Jazax for hanging in there peeps.

I think we should all neg rep this admin or he should give us reps instead. What you all say?
Note: this is just for history. I felt like doing it.

:haha: tbh I was annoyed too.. but it's not the end of the world. :)
 
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sister's behind the crashing of LI

Skye gossammer: girls we have to do this, its now or never!

Funky: i agree

Umm ul shaheed: me too

alpha dude: me three

Skye gossammer: They haven't checked the parameters yet so it gives us the chance to perform SQL injection attacks, the square root of the total number of users gives us....

skye is interrupted by Funky

Funky: but i dont get all this doo doo dada about parameters and square root of blah blah

Skye gossammer: young lady would you just listen and let me just finish GOSH! whats wrong with people ...i was saying the square root of the number of total users gives us a code and it correlates with a users unique ID after the conversion to polar form and that user is Abdullahii

umm ul shaheed::raging:

to be continued.........
 
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^Lol, I wonder what It'll happen to you now.
...
now everyone thinks that all i want is reps. Reps don't matter honestly i was more annoyed about my PMs I was only trying to have a laugh. But anyhow mistakes happen and we have to move on.

Tilmeez and uncle woody were happy to have you part of the staff and you've all(staff) are doing a great job to keep this forum up.

Danah- waiyaaki. And its okay reps don't matter :p

Malaak- Ah its okay we forgive him no need.

Crazy_lady- I thought reps don't matter? :p

Hayaa- true not the end of the world :)
 
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Continuation of ''sisters behind the crashing of LI''

All the girls are chatting away in a thread hidden somewhere in the sisters room that not even the admins know of.

Sky gossammer : The unique number is the ID of Abdullahii we need to nullify this user because we are all about girl power and he has lately caused us concern with his silly jokes calling US! :raging: ''slender machines" this is the first target that we should meet my ladies!.

Umm ul shaheed : Thats right! i dont disagree with you not one iota LETS BURN THE MUMMA'S BOY!

Alpha dude: but guys...i mean girls* isnt there another way we could do things why delete Abdullahii's user :(

Sky gossammer :Alpha i am beginning to question your commitment to the sisterhood you have a degree of sympathy for the brothers and thats not acceptable.

Meanwhile Scent of jannah who is a important figure of the formidable sisterhood because of her womanliness has joined the group and is greeted by umm ul shaheed who is the most well-versed sister among the group when it comes to how the male brain works her hobbies include collecting old guns...reading about the military and an obsession with lions

Scent of jannah : :sl:

Umm ul shaheed : wsalam sister

Scent of jannah : i bought this scarf from 'hiba islamic accessories'' but the thing is i couldnt decide between getting purple or red :( so i just got the red one but thinking back now i think ive made a big mistake cus i know i should've gone for the purple one :cry::cry:

to be continued
 
re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

16/10/09- Forum restored to October 5 2009.

People’s reaction when the first knew the news.

There are those crying because they are no longer full members and they don’t they powers the used to have. And examples of them are:

Omar_21:30: How come I'm 'limited' member again (Puts hands of his face and goes and cry in the corner)

Mr.President: allahu akbar my posts also reduced !!! (Its okay at least you’re not alone)

Malaak:where have my 500 or so reps gone?:raging: and my 70 or so posts? :raging:
this is soooooooo annoying!! :heated:(Oh I know how you feel)

Crazy-Lady: And there was a certain member who acted like reps and posts doesn’t matter but she was dying inside her every time she sees her rep points. But weren't we all? (Buh come onnn, just be greatful LI is back! =) And it ain't all about posts/reps :X We come here to learn and help each other)

Danah: I think I shall learn from this harsh lesson to save all my important PMs in my computer (Wow good you learned a lesson even if it was from a harsh lesson. I think we should all learn a lesson too)

BintAbee: Ya Allah!!! All those posts and reps! I wish I knew this would happen, then I would save a few pages(If only we knew)

Then everyone started to blame the admins

Mr.President: what did admins tell about this matter ?

But lucky an admin was online to calm us all down

-S- : Salams

Forum has gone back to October the 5th

The Database Crashed due to some issues meaning it was difficult to restore the data back - totally corrupted the data - pretty serious too

Since there are Daily, weekly and monthly backups, the problem was not discovered until after a few days which meant the daily backup data was corrupted and so was the weekly backup data corrupted - the only option we could go back to was the monthly back up taken on the 4/5th October of this month (Quite lucky alhumdulillah that we had that monthly backup or else it would have been disastrous)

Took a total of 36hours to restore the Entire forum back pretty hard work not that easy but its all back up alhumdulillah!

Unfortunately any data wont be able to be restored

Yanoorah: Moment of silence for all the posts n reps we lost

....so we all took a 2 minute silence for all the reps, posts and PMs we lost..

transition? :phewCould have been worse
:pLife happens. I'm sure we've all been through technological problems.
*computer crash*
My 45 page report gone!?!!?
Sigh, we move on. ;D
36 hours!?! SubhanAllah! At least we know, we still have great admins. =)

Very true, Mistakes happen. Forget and move on.

Rashad: What a relief Alhamdulillah.

Everyone say Alhamdulillah...

Okay. That was a tough 36 hours... Jazax for hanging in there peeps.

I think we should all neg rep this admin or he should give us reps instead. What you all say?
Note: this is just for history. I felt like doing it.

;D
And for the last question...i think we should just neg rep :hiding: :p
 
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How the crash could have happened.

Location: The mysterious Admin Room
Time: Minutes before the crash

Woodrow: I think we should make (Un-named) an Admin

zAk: Why?

Muhammad: Why?

Rashad: Why?

Woodrow: Because he once checked out a book about programming forums, from the library.

zAk, Muhammad, Rashad (In unison) : Well sounds like that makes him more qualified than us, let's let him in.

Woodrow: Gentleman, please welcome our new admin-- Bro. (Un-named)

Un-named: Gee guys it looks scary in here. What are all these buttons for? I like the looks of that one with the key on it. Let me see what it does.

zAk, Rashad, Muhammad, Woodrow (all screaming): "Don't Touch That"

Un-named: What did you say? OOOOOOps


BLANK SCREEN

























AND THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN THE ADMIN ROOM
 
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^yup he should rep us all, if he doesnt want that, then we can go for the second alternative 8-X

:sl:

loll.. Yeaaa, Rashad we want our reps back!

:wa:

You all will have to ensure that giving reps to you all will cost nothing in term of $.
:) :X


Edit:
PS: I lost only 3 -5 posts and some 300 -500 reps :-\
Got rid of some most unwanted threads :D

>_> I'm poor in terms of reps. I came to this forum a few months ago, and I JUST crossed the 20K mark when the forum went down.

So I need to collect taxes from all you members... Taxes are going up since my dictatorship. 10% on all your reps. And for those who complained and demanded a reimbursement above, 100% tax.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

I've forged the rest of the staff into signing for this. Cough up people.
 
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Fטлку;1230558 said:
I took the most damage! I'm back to 100 posts and lost almost half of all my reps!! :raging: :raging: :raging:

Yeah yeah, well we all suffered. :raging: So live with it.
 
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Continuation of ''sisters behind the crashing of LI''

All the girls are chatting away in a thread hidden somewhere in the sisters room that not even the admins know of.

Sky gossammer : The unique number is the ID of Abdullahii we need to nullify this user because we are all about girl power and he has lately caused us concern with his silly jokes calling US! :raging: ''slender machines" this is the first target that we should meet my ladies!.

Umm ul shaheed : Thats right! i dont disagree with you not one iota LETS BURN THE MUMMA'S BOY!

Alpha dude: but guys...i mean girls* isnt there another way we could do things why delete Abdullahii's user :(

Sky gossammer :Alpha i am beginning to question your commitment to the sisterhood you have a degree of sympathy for the brothers and thats not acceptable.

Meanwhile Scent of jannah who is a important figure of the formidable sisterhood because of her womanliness has joined the group and is greeted by umm ul shaheed who is the most well-versed sister among the group when it comes to how the male brain works her hobbies include collecting old guns...reading about the military and an obsession with lions

Scent of jannah : :sl:

Umm ul shaheed : wsalam sister

Scent of jannah : i bought this scarf from 'hiba islamic accessories'' but the thing is i couldnt decide between getting purple or red :( so i just got the red one but thinking back now i think ive made a big mistake cus i know i should've gone for the purple one :cry::cry:

to be continued
im quite the sour grape when it come to things like this, so if you dont mind, can you not include me in them...
 
re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

How the crash could have happened.

Location: The mysterious Admin Room
Time: Minutes before the crash

Woodrow: I think we should make (Un-named) an Admin

zAk: Why?

Muhammad: Why?

Rashad: Why?

Woodrow: Because he once checked out a book about programming forums, from the library.

zAk, Muhammad, Rashad (In unison) : Well sounds like that makes him more qualified than us, let's let him in.

Woodrow: Gentleman, please welcome our new admin-- Bro. (Un-named)

Un-named: Gee guys it looks scary in here. What are all these buttons for? I like the looks of that one with the key on it. Let me see what it does.

zAk, Rashad, Muhammad, Woodrow (all screaming): "Don't Touch That"

Un-named: What did you say? OOOOOOps


BLANK SCREEN





AND THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN THE ADMIN ROOM



u mean the bossy admins have a prob with the new unamed admin? :omg::nervous:
 
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u mean the bossy admins have a prob with the new unamed admin? :omg::nervous:

;D Notice I said COULD have happened.


It did not happen. That is just a humorous scenario. There is no (un-named) admin.
 
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you see we need a sour grape for the script to be funny so therefore im urging you to rethink about this......

thank you
this sour grape is sticking to her old collected guns :rollseyes

Meanwhile Scent of jannah who is a important figure of the formidable sisterhood because of her womanliness has joined the group and is greeted by umm ul shaheed who is the most well-versed sister among the group when it comes to how the male brain works her hobbies include collecting old guns...reading about the military and an obsession with lions
since when did collecting old guns, reading about the military and having an obsession with lions denote being well versed with the male brain?...1)where have i said i collect old guns? 2) how do you think nusaybah bint ka3ab saved the prophet, sallahalu aleyhi wa sallam's life at uhud? though her "formidable womanliness?" i think not (not to say that she, radiallahu anha, wasn't a formidable woman)...3) lions are cool, who wouldn't be obsessed with them....

i dont see many males do what you mentioned anyway, so either way, i dont think your points are really correct...
 
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