re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB
right lol, my one isnt jack compared to the other ones, im just tryna to mock people
im sorry if i didnt really capture your character correctly
A critical situation hits Li..
Muhammad – *puts on double glazed glasses* right moderators, as you are all aware we have had a incredible attack of spam, I have sent a list of the perpetrators in this folder, so can we all take actions against them, and I hope you do your best for the sake of this forum and the sake of Allah (swt) that you make sure you remove this spam and make this a better place for us all.
HANDS OUT FOLDER TO ALL MODERATORS, and as he finishes handing it out to the male moderators, he calls out to the sisters and tells them to open up their door in the LI conference room

so they can collect their folders, he calls out once “SISTERS”, no response, “SISTERS” no response, “SISTERS” a voice appears ...
Alpha: “sorry im la-teeee”
Muhammad: “oh ok thats fine sister, just take your folder”
Alpha: “Muhammad its me Alpha”
Muhammad: “oh sorry brother forgive me”
Bang bang bang,
Brother Muhammad opens the door
Mikayeel: “man we need to get these doors fixed they are always jamming up”
zAk: “yeah it must be the british weather”
Seeker of ilm “ *thinks ohkaaay*
Al Habshi - “right i think the best way to tackle this would be to split up the offenders and we all ban them each”
Woodrow “ yes, that seems the best solution, are you all okay with that”
Abdul Baari: “yes but can we hurry up, because i do have homework to do”
Alpha: “do you need any help with that”:-[
Abdul Baari - “no im perfectly fine” *gives a weird look to alpha
Mikayeel - “ i hope i can get a lot of people to infract, so i can be able to show them i am a mod and im incharge”
Bang bang bang
Again as the door jams on the brothers side, the sisters appear and and take their folders.
Sisters section
Jawharah: “lets all take a look at what is actually in these folders then”
Aisha: “ subhanallah, about time we was updated on these spammers”
Muslimah421: “raaaadical”
Umm Isa: “what”
Muslimah421: “i meant its great”
Umm Isa: “ yes alhumdulilla, its very beneficial

”
Jawharah: “now i can let my infraction gun loose on these spammers:statisfie”
Ameena: “i just cant wait to ban these people”
As the sisters hunt and infract the spammers, the brothers decide for another conference
Chacha_jalebi: “ righty, i called this conference because i was bored

"
Zak: :-\
Alpha: “oh bored

, i was hopin it was because you wanted to see us all”

:-[
Mikayeel: “allow that alpha”
Muhammad: “astaghfirAllah *runs away and prays 2 rakaahs”:exhausted
Muezzin: i think the amount of male presence here, is intimadating alpha
Aamirsaab: "or it could be just him at his natural self"
Alpha: “gosh i was just trying to be friendly”
Abdul Baari: “ive gotta sleep soon, its my bedtime so can we get on with this meetin”
zAk: “when you sleep want me to read you a bedtime story”
Seeker Of ilm: “bro zak, aint you married man”
Alpha: “yes he is”^o):mmokay:
zAk: :-\:-\
Baaang banggg
The brothers open the door
Saifur-Rahmaan: “sort out this door man, i was told their is a meetin and i just wanted to speak if thats okay”
Woodrow: “Yes yes go ahead”
Saifur Rahmaan: “right, im a man of less words *long pause* any questions
another long pause
Saifur Rahmaan: "ok then im off"
Alpha: “can i come with you”
Al Habshi: :blind:
Mikayeel: “you never learn do you”
Alpha: “ why do you take things in the wrong way, im only being friendly, zAk you understand don’t you”
zAk: :-\ after these comments, i would like to go home
Abu Sayyad: “ listen alpha mate, i can give you marriage advice, but their is a extent that brothers can go to with each other”
Seeker of ilm: “brother alpha, i think it will be for the best if you left this meeting and take a break”
Abu Sayyad: “ yes i agree, that shall be the best solution for now”
As Alpha leaves the meeting, he tries to exit the door, but he cant, and the Li staff find themselves locked in the conference room....
To be continued...