"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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I love this emo -
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Whenever I see it I think....Oh no! Somebody ate Jalebi!
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here is mine :D

On a cold night, in the middle of the jungle! Yes jungle, yes it was cold, no it wasn’t warm! Four brave warriors, no actually 6 brave warriors.

The LI staff went on a Holiday! They did not know what was awaiting them….. the horror!(
because guven was the guide)

Chacha : Woehaaheehuu, We are going awayyyy On a Holidayyyy :D Whoehoee!

Guven : You guys ready? We are going to the deepest jungles in turkey! To visit an area that once was inhibited by a great tribe. The area holds a lot of secrets. God willing we might even find something!

Chacha
: Heavy Bludd, not only am I going on holiday! I Am gna become a millionair! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

Abdul Baari
: Ok, my toothbrush is ready, my tent, sleeping bag, my lamp, my book collection, my fresh vegetables nd ofcourse my quran :D Any one seen my toothbrush ??!!!

Alpha : ooh goshh, you guys must be kidding me! A holiday to the jungle! I rather be banned for 2 years! What happened to florida?? Or Malaysia!? Why the jungle! *Is very scared! But tries to be THE MAN*

Chacha : Lalaalalaaaa Oooh holidayyyy, I sense Mr alphaaa is Scaareeed!! Lalalaaaaaa

Alpha : I am not scareeeeed!! Ok The jungle it is then, JUNGLE HERE I COME!! *His knees are not holding him, from fear :p*

Abdul Baari
: Oooh nooo, I just read from this extremely reliable source ( Wikipedia) That in the jungles of turkey, Humans are at the bottom of the foodchain!! But that’s not it, Humans are on top of that same foodchain aswell, THAT means one thing guys! THEY are CANNIBALS!!

Guven : Aaah don’t be soo ridicules brother!! BROTHER!!! In turkey, shwarmaaa, yes shwarmaa is at the bottom of the chain.

Alpha : Oooooh I told u the jungle was a bad idea!! OOOh!!!

Chacha : LALALALALaa holiday here I come, did anyone mention food?? Lalalalaa!


end of part 1.

To be continued :)
 
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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I was LOUGHING OUT LOUD when i just read the first 3 lines

Omg bro continue this is interesting and hilarious!! ;D
 
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Bro Milky, you sent me on holiday with Alpha, Chacha & Guven? :cry:

:w:
 
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right lol, my one isnt jack compared to the other ones, im just tryna to mock people :p

im sorry if i didnt really capture your character correctly :D

A critical situation hits Li..

Muhammad – *puts on double glazed glasses* right moderators, as you are all aware we have had a incredible attack of spam, I have sent a list of the perpetrators in this folder, so can we all take actions against them, and I hope you do your best for the sake of this forum and the sake of Allah (swt) that you make sure you remove this spam and make this a better place for us all.

HANDS OUT FOLDER TO ALL MODERATORS, and as he finishes handing it out to the male moderators, he calls out to the sisters and tells them to open up their door in the LI conference room :p so they can collect their folders, he calls out once “SISTERS”, no response, “SISTERS” no response, “SISTERS” a voice appears ...

Alpha: “sorry im la-teeee”

Muhammad: “oh ok thats fine sister, just take your folder”

Alpha: “Muhammad its me Alpha”

Muhammad: “oh sorry brother forgive me”

Bang bang bang,

Brother Muhammad opens the door

Mikayeel: “man we need to get these doors fixed they are always jamming up”

zAk: “yeah it must be the british weather”

Seeker of ilm “ *thinks ohkaaay*

Al Habshi - “right i think the best way to tackle this would be to split up the offenders and we all ban them each”

Woodrow “ yes, that seems the best solution, are you all okay with that”

Abdul Baari: “yes but can we hurry up, because i do have homework to do”

Alpha: “do you need any help with that”:-[

Abdul Baari - “no im perfectly fine” *gives a weird look to alpha

Mikayeel - “ i hope i can get a lot of people to infract, so i can be able to show them i am a mod and im incharge”

Bang bang bang

Again as the door jams on the brothers side, the sisters appear and and take their folders.


Sisters section

Jawharah: “lets all take a look at what is actually in these folders then”

Aisha: “ subhanallah, about time we was updated on these spammers”

Muslimah421: “raaaadical”

Umm Isa: “what”

Muslimah421: “i meant its great”

Umm Isa: “ yes alhumdulilla, its very beneficial:)

Jawharah: “now i can let my infraction gun loose on these spammers:statisfie”

Ameena: “i just cant wait to ban these people”

As the sisters hunt and infract the spammers, the brothers decide for another conference

Chacha_jalebi: “ righty, i called this conference because i was bored :p"

Zak: :-\

Alpha: “oh bored:(, i was hopin it was because you wanted to see us all”:D:-[

Mikayeel: “allow that alpha”

Muhammad: “astaghfirAllah *runs away and prays 2 rakaahs”:exhausted

Muezzin: i think the amount of male presence here, is intimadating alpha

Aamirsaab: "or it could be just him at his natural self"

Alpha: “gosh i was just trying to be friendly”

Abdul Baari: “ive gotta sleep soon, its my bedtime so can we get on with this meetin”

zAk: “when you sleep want me to read you a bedtime story”

Seeker Of ilm: “bro zak, aint you married man”

Alpha: “yes he is”^o):mmokay:

zAk: :-\:-\

Baaang banggg


The brothers open the door

Saifur-Rahmaan: “sort out this door man, i was told their is a meetin and i just wanted to speak if thats okay”

Woodrow: “Yes yes go ahead”

Saifur Rahmaan: “right, im a man of less words *long pause* any questions

another long pause

Saifur Rahmaan: "ok then im off"

Alpha: “can i come with you”

Al Habshi: :blind:

Mikayeel: “you never learn do you”

Alpha: “ why do you take things in the wrong way, im only being friendly, zAk you understand don’t you”

zAk: :-\ after these comments, i would like to go home

Abu Sayyad: “ listen alpha mate, i can give you marriage advice, but their is a extent that brothers can go to with each other”

Seeker of ilm: “brother alpha, i think it will be for the best if you left this meeting and take a break”

Abu Sayyad: “ yes i agree, that shall be the best solution for now”



As Alpha leaves the meeting, he tries to exit the door, but he cant, and the Li staff find themselves locked in the conference room....
To be continued...
 
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I got to the 1st line and burst out laffin, I'm not even sure I should continue ;D

Double glazed? ;D
 
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LOL ;D
LOL why always Brother Alpha ;D
 
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Abdul Baari: “ive gotta sleep soon, its my bedtime so can we get on with this meetin”

zAk: “when you sleep want me to read you a bedtime story”

Seeker Of ilm: “bro zak, aint you married man”

Alpha: “yes he is”^o):mmokay:

zAk: :-\:-\

subhanAllah, this had me lolling so much, ;D

:w:
 
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lool was "lolling" @ ahmed juniors , thne guvens , nd the rest killed me!! :p

do more :p

i was gonna do one, but then i got scared noticing the mods have taken over writing the rest of the script :scared: it means they have the infraction gun....................
 
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Sisters Section

in the sisters section, ther are some sisters chillin in there talking.............

Muslimah421 : Yes i know, this forum is totally going down!
Muminah : arent u a mod? ^o)
Muslimah421 : yes, but theres no sister admins on this forum, so no admins wouldnt see this :Evil:
najla93 : sisters, this forum is beautiful, you can have your sister chats offline ! i think this section is goin down tho!
Muslimah 421 : nd why is that?
Sahabiyyat : Coz truemuslim isnt here of course!!!
Najla 93 : i was gonna say coz its too much spamming by jolie...but yeh that reason is better!

Jolie walks in :coolious: : helllooooooooo feeeeshlings!
truemuslim: yo wassup sista ???
Sahabiyyat : TruemusliM!!!!!!
Najla 93 : TruemusliM!!!!!!
crowd of sisters: TruemusliM!!!!!!
Muslimah 421 : TruemusliM!!!!!!:-\ *gettin jealous *
jolie: i thought i was the one who just walked in imsad
...*silence*...
*crickets chirp or watever sound they do....nd that hay roll thing rolls by*

truemuslim: its ok jolie, ur my flower..............................:exhausted watt??? i mean ur my friend sis nd dont worry i welcomed u, gettin a welcome from me is the size of gettin all the sistas welcome :p
jolie: :mmokay: 'course 'course
truemuslim: :exhausted :D

muslimah421: well howd u get in here???

truemuslim: omg u never told me a mod was in here!! *disappears into thin air....aka the crappy door*

muslimah 421 thinks *wait...she made me the best siggy posisble.......i let her go this time............*

umm isa : yo sis 421, dont even think like that!

muslimah 421: wat??? :phew


_______topic randomly switched by the topic switcher (yes i still have to think about who that might be :p ) _______

Outside sisters section nd into mody section

*poor lil account being infracted by mods for no reason*

Muhammed : You mods are so immature...................*takes infraction guns from other mods*

Alpha: Wat?? u fink its a sin??????????

Muhammed: its a sin .......not to share....... *starts shootin infractions at lil account*

Chaci :
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Abdul Baari: can i try ? i never got a chance since i joined? *acts all innocent coz he's a smallest mod*
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nd does puppy dog eyes...

Kadafi : STOP!!!! :enough!: we should be a good example to innocent ol' abdul baari!

Muhammed : sorry brother

Kadafi : you should be!

Muhammed : wat?

Kadafi: *disappears into thin air like truemuslim, but never comes back unlike truemuslim, nd he does it in a way cooler way coz he the owner of the forum meaning he can pimp out his thin air exit... by that i mean...he used the green door with "EXIT HERE" written at the top *

*everyone is left clueless* :?

*then everyone just starts laughing while tryna pretend this is some "new mods" joke...including the mods that have been here since the first peak of LI*

__________________________________________________________
:exhausted

:p killed it didnt i........................... now seriously someone pleaes do one!


*if u feel ne offence lemme knoo* (infraction free guaruntee!)

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:-[ im going to try one

its based around our monday morning and magic masters Muezzin and Minaz lol.





PART I

Muezzin and minaz driving their van, which is graffitied with their title of monday morning masters.They are on their way to the LI studios (this is in the future, LI has progressed!!). Muezzin is at the wheel eating raita from a bowl in his lap, which is close to toppling over, with one one hand controlling the steering wheel. Minaz is on his laptop replying to their thread.



Minaz:*looks up* Man, how can you eat that, you practically eat,drink, sleep raita.Do you ever eat anything else, and when was the last time you showered *holds hand over nose*:-\

Muzzein: Listen man, *waves spoon in minaz's direction, car swerves to avoid their van*, leave the raita alone *takes another huge mouthful and grins with a full mouth*, this stuff is heaven.:rollseyes

Minaz: Yuck man :-\, your clothes smell of raita, no wonder all those sisters were holding their noses when we went to pick up our stuff from the joke shop.:-[

Muzzein
: They were shocked at my beauty mate:coolious:, trust me :D, runs raita covered hand thru hair and grins at himself in rear view mirror*

Minaz : :muddlehea*sigh* , *turns back to laptop*, our thread is back in action, all thanks to me :coolious:

Muezzin : WHATTT! *plutters and chokes*:enough!: you mean i kept that thread going while you were out chilling doing.....what were you doing all that time anyway?:confused:

Minaz: Recuperating

Muezzin
:from what?!!:mmokay:

Minaz
: I looked at you too long, i needed therapy and counselling plus hospital stay to clear up the raita fume from by nostrils.


Muezzin: Thats it man!!:enough!:, youve insulted me enough * carefully keeps elbow on steering wheel and uses both hand to place raita bowl between his feet, while his head is down a car swerves to avoid him and smashes into a tree, while another two smash into each other.Straightens up, taking the steering wheel again, while minaz looks aghast.

Minaz: what the heck man...you just kiled a good ten people back there!! :eek:

Muezzin
: gimmie the laptop, im not going to let you take credit for all my hard work!, you chill and i maintain the thread, and its still Muezzin and Minaz's thread!!! not anymore!, gimmie the laptop now:mad: *streches out hand*

Minaz: Muezzin bro, didnt you just hear what i sed!!!, you just killed 10 ppl back there, stop the car man, we've got to help them.:ooh::uuh::offended:

Muezzin
: i didnt see anybody :enough!:

Minaz
: exactly!!:muddlehea

Muezzin: stop trying to change the subject! , gimmie the laptop now!!:raging:

Minaz
:* Now way man!, gerrofffff!:enough!:

Muezzin: *lurches foward hands outstretched*

Minaz
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Muezzin
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY RAITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

*CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*




PART II coming up!!
 

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