"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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Behind LI Staff Door.

Sister Harb: Have you now enough biryani to uncle Woody?

PeriFluffy: Yes I think so. As you know... he might ban members by mistake.

SH: Yes I know. There is red button. Hopely he knows how to use it.

PeriBiryani: This is Bombay biryani. zAk told it is his favourite.

SH: Ok ok. Then we need to knock.

*knock knock*

Voice inside: Who is there?

SH and PeriWhatever: We are... ooh... biryani to uncle Wood.

Voice inside: This is Hulk. Haven´t you any grilled bats? They are my favourite.

Sister Harb and PeriHuh look each others. YES! BIRYANI HAS GRILLED BATS TOO!

Hulk opens the door.

Hulk: Great. I am hungry too. You leave plate to here.

SH: Is uncle Woody here? Biryani is to him...

*drooling* Hulk: Yes yes I will... *looks tasty* bring it to him...

PeriHorror: Ok. Tell him our names. Ask him not click that red button there.

Hulk: Button what? We haven´t any red one.

PeriSurprising: I mean that one you ban members.

Hulk: Oh you mean THIS?

SH: Yes that one!

Hulk: OOPS seems I just banned myself!

Sisters: (just before run away): Good luck!

:phew
 
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Brother Woodrow: *coughing* What is this food you gave to me, Hulk? Here is little bones!

Hulk: It is Bombay biryani, Sir.

Brother Woodrow: Biryani hasn´t bones! Someone tries to poisoning me!

Hulk: Two sisters bring it to here. They said there is grilled bats too...

Brother Woodrow: Bats? Aren´t them haram?

Hulk: I have no idea...

Brother Woodrow: Who were those sisters? We have to ban them immediately! They names now!

Hulk: I... I mean that I... forgot to ask they names, They just told that it is Bombay biryani to you...

(looks red)

Brother Woodrow: By the way, these grilled bats sing... very live meal tonight.
 
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Meeting in LI Staff Room.

Hulk: Listen everyone. This is very important. Yesterday two sisters came here and tried to poisoning be Woodrow. By Bombay biryani.

Beardo: Biryani? Anything left here? I am hungry!

zAk: Singing biryani? Was it tasty?

Hulk: I only knew there were grilled singing bats on it.

Beardo: Singing biryani? Was it red?

Hulk: Br woodrow said it was singing by Russian language.

Beardo: Anything left?

Hulk: No no we throw it away as it had little bones and it was singing. It was singing national anthem of USSR.

zAk: Food does not sing at all. Is br Woodrow ok if he hears something like that? Doesn´t he also bring here before coffee with hairs of cats?

Hulk: I remember here were before problem of singing radioactive bats.

zAk: Yes. They ate my head if you still remember.

Hulk: Ate what?

zAk: My head. No no not totally. And br Woodrow told they also ate sock of Glo. And someone hit her to head by apple. Maybe some dinosaur.

Hulk: Is here in LI someone dinosaur? Do they exist?

zAk: Grilled dinosaur might be tasty...
 
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Cookies to sis PeriSometing:


Sleep well dear. Monsters are behind in video.

:D
 
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In the LI Staff Room.

Woodrow: Ok are all Staff members at the present. I have something important to talk!

zAk, Hulk, Beardo... Here we are!

Woodrow: Ok Brothers. Here in LI is basement section and we should go to clean it. There are monsters. A lot of dust and singing bats. Who goes at the first?

zAk, Hulk, Beardo: :phew Bats?
 
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Periwinkle18 said:
Aww the cookie monster reminds me of hong Kong :p

Couldn't listen though had music.
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Sorry dear about music... cookies to you anyways.

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In the Staff Room of LI

Woodrow: Ok we have new problem in the basement section. There is sauce, very spicy called PeriPeri. It also might be radioactive. I asked here some sisters and brother whose might know what it is.

Beardo: Salam alaykum. Have they any biryani. I am hungry again.

Woodrow: Not now, brother Beardo. This is important to forum! Sisters use niqaab and I haven´t right to tell they names. Ok what you know about this matter? Tell the truth!

Sisters: How are your horses? We both love horses! And cats? Those wild ones?

Woodrow: You love horses and cats? Oh lovely. But what about PeriPerisauce in the basement?

Sisters: No idea. We don´t eat kind of sauce. +o(

Woodrow: Ok, And what about this brother. Your name is Futuwwa?

Futuwwa: Sure, sir but I have to tell that I never eat PeriPerisauce at all. Neither horses or cats at all.

Beardo: Can you make biryani, brother Futuwwa?

Futuwwa: Sure I can! I can send you recipe of Bombay red singing biryani if you like.

Woodrow: But... but.. what about that spicy sauce in the basement...?

Sisters: No problem. We take care about it.'

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Woodrow alone in the LI Staff Room:

Ok sisters clean the basement section and brother gives recipe of biryani to Beardo but... but... from where that PeriPerisauce came to the basement?

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On the basement of the LI again, in the darkness.

Sister Harb: How many tablespoon of cardamom?

Futuwwa: 2, just only 2.

Sister Harb: And cinnamon?

Futuwwa: 1 and half.

Sister Harb: Fennel?

Futuwwa: Hmmm... maybe a little.

Periwhoo: You have to add also some parsley that it will be effective and mint they won´t tast it!

Sister Harb: Ok ok (mixing kettle). Something else?

Periwhoo: Hmmm... let me think...

(What they are doing there and why?)

:nervous:
 
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Perihuhuu: Now this seems to be ready. Color looks good. Need to wait just few days.

Sister Harb: How we get staff of Li drinks it? It smells strange.

Futuwwa: I think it looks red.

Periwho: After few days we will add to it some taste of Bombay Biryani.

Sister Harb and Futuwwa: Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Let´s see what will happens after that.

:shade:
 
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Futuwwa: But how we get this drink to LI Staff Room? They know already I and you, sister Perihuffing and sister Harb.

Perififty: We use some member they never can suspect. Someone so innocent one.

Futuwwa: Who is that one?

Perihuhuh: Sister Glo of course. She told me one day how she is interesting about herbal teas. So I promised to make her some. For a nice sleep.

Br F and Sis H: Nice idea. Letś see what this herb sauce will cause.

Behind from the darkness of the basement: *burp*

Sister harb: Ok ok Snorry. Some more dirty sock to you. *whispering* Can we take Snorry to next attack?

Perisomething: Only if nobody don´t wear socks.

Futuwwa: So we will attack at tuesday? Bat-hattivatties are ready for then...
 
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On the doors of IB Staff.

KNOCK KNOCK!

*tired voice* Who is there?

Glo here! I have tëa to you! It has mint and fennel!
 
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Sister harb: I LIKE CHOCOLATE!

Hulk: But it's bad for you...

Sister harb: CHOCOLATE!

Hulk: I can't sell you chooclate because -

Sister harb: MY CHOCOLATE!!!

Perwinkle: Calm down dear

Sister harb: I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!

Amat Allah: Sister chocolate has 300 calories and has no goodness

Sister harb: No chocolate :cry:

Amat Allah: Yes no chocolate

Sister harb: imsad

THE END
 
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sister herb said:
On the doors of IB Staff.

KNOCK KNOCK!

*tired voice* Who is there?

Glo here! I have tëa to you! It has mint and fennel!
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Beardo: There is Glo with tea. Is it ok if we let her in?

Woodrow: Glo? Sure. She never cause any problems here... by the way, I feel little tired. Tea might be something... my cats have again messed with coffee machine.

Beardo opens the door. Ok, your tea smells lovely... like Indian biryani.

Glo: It is only tea... my daughter sended some herbs to it from Bangladesh.

Woodrow: Nice... erm... what was that what just flied to the room? A bat like?

Beardo: If it doesn´t sing anything, don´t mind. I think it was just butterfly.

Woodrow: But this butterfly has teeth. I think it is a bat... again.

Glo: I don´t know any bats but butterflies I have in my garden, as like huge strawberries too.

Beardo: Ok, we thank you about tea and about this... hmmm... batterfly... (I think it has eyes and it staring me). If you see sister Peribubbu, tell her that Bombay biryani was good and we like to get it more.
 
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Uncle Woodrow: Tea was tasty and this butterfly seems to like me.

Beardo: I think it is a bat. It has teeth and it stares me all the time.

Woodrow: Don´t be silly. By the way... your pink dress is nice.

Beardo: My pink what? I have black trousers.

Woodrow: But I see you as dancer.

Beardo: A dancer?

Woodrow: Yes you dance as ballet and you have also pink kitten in your hand.''

Beardo: IT IS A PEN! Where is sister who gave here that tea? Goglo? Peribubbu? Sister Batterfly or who ever!

Woodrow: No I think hers name was Lemon. Or Apple or Whatever.
 
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RED ALERT

Alarm! All moderators and Admins to Staff room immediately!
 
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Futuwwa and sister herb: Just as we planned. You see how they run. That batterfly was a great mix.

:shade:
 

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