"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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the two fearless pilots decided it was best to take the plane, they have been assigned to, up for a test flight. The take off went smooth and soon they had reached their assigned altitude of 37,000 feet and a cruising speed of 400 knots. It was time to relax.

Yanal: "Brother Woodrow would you take the controls and set our flight path?"

Woodrow: "I'd be happy to. What destination and ETA did you file in our flight plan?"

Yanal: "Flight plan? Whats that?"

Woodrow: "OH-OH"

Yanal: "I don't like the way you said that. Is something wrong?"

Woodrow: "You are checked out to fly a 747 aren't you?"

Yanal: "What's a 747?"

Woodrow: "OH-OH"

Yanal: "I don't like the way you say that, it scares me?"

Woodrow: "where did you learn how to pilot a plane?"

Yanal: "On that big ride at Disneyland?"

Woodrow: "Oh-OH" STOP, DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!!!

Yanal: "This one?" as he pushes the emergency fuel jettison control

Yanal: "Why are you putting on a parachute?"

Woodrow:"Don't worry, just sit there and relax" "I'm just going to go for help." "Byeeeeeeeee, see you later"

Yanal: "OH-OH"
 
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The sister moderatores are walking around the park. They found a nice place and sat down. This was one of their daily meetings, after all the hard work on LI.​
Mawaddah: MashaAllah, very nice weather!

amirah_87: Awww perfect idea to go for a picnic, Zaara!

Al-Zaara smiled and looked up at the sky.​
Al-Zaara: It's really a nice ooh and the sky looks great - Look at those clouds!

The sisters enjoyed the perfect day and started watching the clouds, talking about anything that had happened, talking about marriage... [Al-Zaara didn't participate on that particular subject]​
amirah_87: Hey - What's that thing over there?

Where?​
A small pink plane was heading down towards them. Oh no it doesn't. Yes it does! No! ...​
The plane was shaking weirdly, moving everywhere. The sisters were shocked! Who was in there? Are they OK? SubhanAllah, what was going to happen...

​
Al-Zaara: ;D Hahaha, What a looser pilot that must be! Hilarious. :D

Al-Muwahiddah: Zaara!! They could die!! :ooh:

Al-Zaara: :p Their own fault.

Al-Muwahiddah: :ooh: SubhanAllah ... You're right. Suckers. :coolious:

Mawaddah: Hey look! What's that?

Something fell down out of the plane. No, someone.​
Al-Mu'minah: WHat could that be?? ooh - It's a human!! Ohh someone survived alhamdulillah!! :skeleton:

Al-Zaara: Whoaa! Respect uncle Woodrow! :thumbs_up

Rest of the sisters: ^o) Uncle woodrow? Don't be mad!

Al-Zaara: It's his style.

Mawaddah stared closely at the parachute and saw it was formed like a cow with the Halal sign on.​
Mawwadah: True say.

Al-Zaara: MashaAllah, even in times of danger he's promoting Halal.

Mu'minah, amirah, Mawaddah: Let's make dua for him.

A beautiful dua was said and the sister continued to stare at the drama; A pink plane possibly crashing?​
Al-Muwahiddah: Seriously!! Uncle Woodrow is an old man, he can't possibly:X -

She was interrupted when the plane had decided to land near the park. The sisters runned away as far as the could. Alhamdulillah the plane didn't crash. It just unfortunately destroyed a Burger-place, owned by a Muslim. The owner had survived the crash and came out crying.​
Owner: Noooo, my- my halal-burgers.... All the fat and calories! Nooo, my beloved, noooo!!!!!!!!

amirah_87: poor, H4RUN. :-\


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No offense intended. :skeleton:
 
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LOL

my nephew's burgers leave them alone!!!:raging:
 
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Why did all of them beautiful burgers have to end so tragically? What will be the next chapter in this delightful story and what can we do to Alpha-Dude. I think we need to have more scenes with Alpha, zAk and Lolwatever
 
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Woodrow said:
Why did all of them beautiful burgers have to end so tragically? What will be the next chapter in this delightful story and what can we do to Alpha-Dude. I think we need to have more scenes with Alpha, zAk and Lolwatever
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If only you knew something funny I once wrote... ;D Anyways.

The burgers did get a very good funereal, don't worry. :) loq.


InshaAllah someone continues soon!
 
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It was a quiet day at LI and a few of the brother members had gathered to enjoy each others company and generally talk about the activities at LI.

They were sitting around sipping tea.

Yanal: "I don't like tea, I want a cola."

Lolwatever: "This really is a nice day. I was visiting LI and saw a lot of activity. I heard something about something about something happening to a pink airplane"

Yanal: "I don't like tea, I want a cola"

Alpha Dude: "Yea strange thing about that plane. It was Pink."

zAk: " I would say that in all probability it was owned by one of the Sisters."

Yanal:"I don't like tea, I want a cola."

Lolwatever: "Heard it destroyed all of the halal burgers on LI. But, it missed my lollipop stash."

Yanal: "I don't like tea, I want a cola."

Muhammad: "Brothers it is best we do not talk about such things. Suggesting that the plane belonged to a Sister could lead to some idle inter gender chatting about airplanes."

Yanal: "I don't like tea, I want a cola."

zAk: "Very true assumption."

Alpha Dude: "I heard 2 brothers were flying that pink plane."

Lolwatever: "I was not."

zAk: "He said brothers, not lollipops"

Yanal: "I don't like tea, I want a cola."

-S-: " Brothers, we do have a big problem at LI. Word is 2 brothers were seen in a pink airplane. This can have some serious consequences. This can damage the image of all of the brothers."

Ibnabdulahkim: "We must take action and immediately remove those sissy excuses from LI. What would happen if they got access to the Brothers section?"

Yanal: "I don't like tea, I want a cola."

Alpha Dude: "I can see it now, the brother's room decorated with flowers in pink vases."

Lolwatever: "Sounds wonderful" OOOps, I mean you are right we must save LI. Yanal hold my purse"

Yanal: "I don't like tea, I want a cola."
 
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:salamext:

How did Yanal escape? I thought he didn't know how to fly a plane.:?
 
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Thats good, bbbbbbbbut poor Yanal is always left out :X
 
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Loool! @ zaa zuu and woody

Hah Yanal doesn't say much there ^^ hehe :p
 
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Al-Muwahiddah: "Let's make them suffer!!!"

The sisters had went to get some breakfast after the incident with the pink plane yesterday.​
Al-Zaara: "Yeah!!! I'm 110% sure I saw Dudette holding her pinky out, like those Brits, while sipping tea. Horrific." :anger:

Al-Muwahiddah: "I was more thinking because Lolly stole my purse. ":cry:

amirah_87: "It wasn't that pretty, so don't bother." :D

Al-Muwahiddah: "Did you give it to him?" :ooh:

amirah_87: :-[ *ahem*

Al-Mu'minah: "Get serious sisters!! :grumbling They have destroyed the image of the Brothers on LI!!!!! What a disgrace!!! "

Al-Zaara: "Nooo.. They just showed a good sense of style when choosing that pink plane." :D

Mawaddah came in, and served tea to all the sisters. She too sat down and began talking.​
Mawaddah: "I'm afraid we have to call the Brothers and ask about this."

Al-Mu'minah sipped her tea but bursted out that it could cause fitnah.​
Al-Zaara: "I don't like tea, I want a cola"

amirah_87: "Not with our intentions and strict rules!! No sister should use a cloroud hijab, we should all be in black!! That way better avoid fitnah."

Al-Zaara: "I don't like tea, I want a cola"

Al-Muwahiddah: "Good idea, mashaAllah. Let's call them then."


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-S-: "We've been invited to Tiffany's. The sisters want to discuss this sad incident with the plane."

Alpha Dude: "Very well then. "

He stood up and went to the bathroom.​
zAk: "What are you doing?"

Alpha Dude: "Making sure no fitnah will be caused."

He returned dressed in almost all in pink.​
zAk: "MashaAllah, the colour suits you perfectly, but I'm not too keen to come late because of brothers proposing to my sister."

Alpha Dude: "HEY! :grumbling This was a good idea! We can be dressed so that we fit in with the sisters and people don't go crazy seeing so many brothers and sisters together. Our masculinity would cause great fitnah. This is for the best! " :coolious:

Lolwatever: "Here. My purse fits perfectly with that suit!" :statisfie

Alpha Dude: :statisfie "Awww."

zAk: "The purse makes you look fat."

Alpha Dude: :ooh: "You think?? Lolly!" :raging:

-S- looked shocked at the brothers. Was this reallly the great Team he had heard about?​
Yanal: "Yay, let's go now! Last time the sisters were so nice and made me a yummy cake!" :D

Lolwatever: "And what about my cake to you? :) The one I made on your birthday."

Yanal: "Thanks to you I got off from school for one week. I owe you, big brother." :)

Lolwatever: "Anything for my lil bro." ;)

They smiled happily at each other..​
Woodrow and -S-: "Awwww."

Silence.​
zAk: "Save me."
 
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^ tryin to learn from the master eh :p

"i dont want tea, i want cola" :D
 
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The opinion of the reputation of the Brother's masculinity reached an all time low. People no longer looked up to them. What has happened to men. Pink Airplanes, purses, flowers in the brothers room. Where would all of this end? Can any brother come foreward and rstore the Brother's dignity?

A small voice spoke up:

Yanal: "I can do it, I can turn this bunch of has beens into the men they once were and restore the dignity of LI."

Yanal: "It is my duty and my goal to bring back dignity. i can do it. i will face the challange and grab the reigns of determination." "The Brothers will once again stand as tall proud men and I shall lead them."

Muhammad: "Quick somebody get Bro. Yanal a cola, he is sounding different."

Yanal: "OK you little has beens, one of you get me a cola and to show how tough I am, no ice and seve it in a chipped glass."

Lolwatever: "I never would have believed that Yanal was so manly. Maybe I should hide my purse."

Yanal: "Immediatly grabbed control. He gave orders left and right. OK, clean up this thread before it gets reported and you all get infractions. It would be best if a mod deleted this post or at least move it to another section."

Soon Yanal was heading to the Brother's section. He was now in control.


Then bells were heard. The noise was horrific and shattered through Yanal like a blast from a shot gun. Above the sound of the bells Yanal could hear his mother hollering: "Yanal, the alarm rang 20 minutes ago. Get out of bed right now and get dressed for school. Were you having another nightmare?"
 

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