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Tilmeez said:
(incoming call on Admiral Tilmeez’s mobile phone from Spy Ramadhan):hmm:

AT: :sl:^o)


SR: :w:, I’m in trouble Admrial!:exhausted


AT: What is that?


SP: I can’t see some of the members as they are invisible and changed their identities.:embarrass


AT: Oh, that’s just nothing. Well, don’t worry. I’m sitting here in secret chamber of town office and monitoring all activities on the magical mirror. I can see the whole picture very clearly. You also have a small mobile piece of mirror in your spy kit. Use it to calculate position and activities of the towners. Keep quite like us and never be friends with anyone. :shade:

Myself and Captain Woodrow are trying to legislate some rules to eliminate these members forever. Captain Just need some time to get his head cool. His head has been over heated as he has been pondering over an important issue for whole 30 seconds.

SP: Oh! Admiral, thank you for your help. Thank you very much.


AT: Never mind, Whenever you feel you need my help call Captain Woodrow.:p
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Scratches head. Hmmm. Too much code language.

AT probably means Any Time Disaster.

SP = Shark Pal.

Figured out sister harb already. She's definitely a smiley... from planet Fin.

Now the real question is where is the main guilty party. The one responsible for all this hullabaloo.... putting us all in the danger of Elimination and being spied upon with Magic Mirrors and all.

The Guilty Person namely POW.

POW!!!!! Come in POW!!!!

Yeah..... I know..... sounds like Prisoner of War. But no!!!!

The secret is out. POW = Pearl of Wisdom.

Commander Smiley Harb arrest POW now! For creating IB TOWN. mismanaging it and causing us to become endangered species!!!! :raging: :skeleton:
 
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How to fight against army what is invisible?
 
sister harb said:


How to fight against army what is invisible?
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Make yourself invisible too. Wait in patience but still alert. When those invisible army make a visible move, that's your chance.

Sis, wasn't Simo Hayha invisible in Winter War ?.
 
ardianto said:
Make yourself invisible too. Wait in patience but still alert. When those invisible army make a visible move, that's your chance.

Sis, wasn't Simo Hayha invisible in Winter War ?.
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Yes he was. He hide to trees and was very quiet. Then bum.
 
By the way... how Indonesian knows about Simo Hayha and Winter War?

:nervous:
 
sister harb said:
By the way... how Indonesian knows about Simo Hayha and Winter War?

:nervous:
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Maybe American will asks me too "how Indonesian knows about Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, General Santa Anna, and the fall of Alamo ?". :D

I have know about Alamo since I was school boy in elementary school, the same period when I knew about Winter War for the first time. But I never heard anything about Simo Hayha before I use internet.

Do you know, my wife often complain "What happened with you ?. When we were in gathering, you didn't chat, but read. When we visited someone's house, you read too". Yes, reading is my hobby since I learned to read. Alhamdulillah, I got many knowledge.

However, there were two events that made me shame. First, when I was in early of 30's age. I don't remember how was the beginning, but I explained my wife about Nativity. After I finished my explanation, my wife asked me "Now, what do you know about the birth of Rasulullah ?". Oh, sis, I felt like a sledgehammer hit me ! I didn't know anything about it !. My wife asked me again "What Muslim are you ?, you know much about Nativity but you don't know anything about the birth of Rasulullah !".

The second event was happened in early 2010. My wife meet an Islamic teacher who teaches her nephew. He told my wife "Mam, your husband is smart". Silenced for a moment, he continued with "But only in Dunya knowledge".

Inshaallah, I would learn more about Islam. :)
 
Thanks for explanation but Simo Hayha and Alamo has nothing together.
 
Later life
Simo Häyhä in 1940 with his jaw deformed due to injury from an enemy bullet.It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek. Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II, and hunted with Finnish president Urho Kekkonen.

When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shooter, he answered, "practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said "I did what I was told to as well as I could." Simo Häyhä spent his last years in Ruokolahti, a small village located in southeastern Finland, near the Russian border.

Are we talk about same person here?
 
sister harb said:
Later life
Simo Häyhä in 1940 with his jaw deformed due to injury from an enemy bullet.It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek. Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II, and hunted with Finnish president Urho Kekkonen.

When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shooter, he answered, "practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said "I did what I was told to as well as I could." Simo Häyhä spent his last years in Ruokolahti, a small village located in southeastern Finland, near the Russian border.

Are we talk about same person here?
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Of course I know Simo Hayha and Alamo were nothing together.

Yes, we talk about same person. But actually, the secret behind his success was because he knew how to hide and camouflage himself to make him invisible. Soviet had many good shooters, but they could see where Simo Hayha was.

By the way, when I was young in 80's I like motorsport. I drove in auto sprint rally, but only once. It's very expensive for me. Of course, I was very familiar with Finland because Finnish are the best in auto rally. Even I still remember Finnish famous rally driver in 80's such as Ari Vatanen, Juha Kankunen, Marku Alen, Timmo Salonen, and many more.

I often watched videos of auto rally in Finland. Yes, Finland is a beautiful place. :)
 
Mannerheim, I have. Finnish general. Commander of Finnish forces during WW2. Mannerheim line was named after him.
 
sister harb said:
Ever heard about Kekkonen, Sibelius or Mannerheim?
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Only Mannerheim. I know many composers but I never heard about Jean Sibelius before you ask this question and I use google to know about him.

As a reader, I am not "seeker type", but "discoverer type". Seeker type is person who read with intention "I want to know about ...." then he read that pertain of what he want to know. Discoverer type is person he read everything then discover something. That's why my knowledge is not focus.

But about get knowledge from reading, sadly, I found something happen with magazines in Indonesia. In the past I got many knowledge about histories, archeology, technologies, and many other knowledge from my mommy woman's magazines. But nowadays what I find in woman's magazines are only cooking tips, career tips, gossip, etc.
 
Urho Kekkonen were president of Finland.

Martti Ahtisaari? He just got Nobel Peace Price for his work in Namibia and East Timor.
 
sister harb said:
Martti Ahtisaari? He just got Nobel Peace Price for his work in Namibia and East Timor.
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Martti Ahtisaari ?

Oh, why I forgot about him. He got Star from Indonesian government. But he was negotiator for conflict in Aceh, not in East Timor. The result was peace agreement between GAM and Indonesian Govt.
 
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Flaminator makes secret phone call to Admiral Tilmeez.

Flaminator: You there?

AT: cough cough.. ahem. Yes. I'm here. Was just taking a short nap. (yawn).

Flaminator: AT, I need your help urgent.

AT: Sure, just tell me what you need. You are the best secret agent ever. Looks like you might be winning this year's award for Super Spy as well.

Flaminator: Shhh... low tone Admiral! Don't let anyone hear you. They all think SR is the spy.

AT: My plan worked brilliantly. I am so pleased. :statisfie Now tell me what you need.

Flaminator: I need you to arrest smiley harb and a certain fellow ardianto. And you can get SR to do that easy.

AT: Right on! Consider it done!!

Flaminator: Admiral, you are going to be the talk of IB Town. Once you get those two arrested, we shall all be finally free and celebrate Independence Day.

over and out.

secret conversation finished.
 
Ardianto : Thanks for the information, James. Now bring me to safe place before Flaminator arrests me.

Agent 007 : Yes, sir.
 
To Flame: I and my serget reindeer patrol are going to arrest Ardianto next night. OK?

Flame to commader Harb: yes go go. Santa be with you.

 
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