Funny Quote

[Blue Rose]

"General principles should not be based on exceptional cases."

 

[Blue Rose]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

'If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.'

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

 

[Ansariyah]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
- Robert Bloch

 

[Ansariyah]

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
(Dave Chappelle )

 

[Ansariyah]

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!'

Dave chappele!

lol

 

[Periwinkle18]

lolz

 

[cihad]

"love many, trust few, hurt none" yao-man from survivor.

 

['Abdul Rahmaan]

hey yasahra u forgot this one:

"How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than 60 years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?"
Logan Smith​

Reasspeect for our elders lol. Doesn't that humble u?

:giggling:

 

['Abdul Rahmaan]

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. (George Bernard Shaw)

 

[smile]

hey why can't u stand chris rock?

 

[Ansariyah]

hey why can't u stand chris rock?

He swears too much, and says nasty things about women, Though he says it in a jokey way, I still don't like it.

 

[Cabdullahi]

He swears too much, and says nasty things about women, Though he says it in a jokey way, I still don't like it.

dave chappelle is the best comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ansariyah]

dave chappelle is the best comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah he's funny but also pretty real, n genuine.

Is this what I want for myself? Did I get too big? I like people, and the higher up I go the less happy I get. I'm an artist, man. I don't need a sneaker deal.

dave chappelle

 

[Yasahra]

LoL This cracked me up!!:

:rollseyes

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I
don't always agree with them."
George Bush

 

[misstique009]

College is a place where sum pursue learning & others learn pursuing!!

Some motoring accidents are caused by a faulty mechanism but most are caused by a faulty nut at the wheel...

Only some people learn by other people's mistakes, the rest of us have to b the other people!!

If at first u don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...

The things I fear may all be imaginary; so what I fear most is my imagination!

 

[jen.bas]

:bump1: hahaha really funny..