kids say some funny things

H4RUN said:
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I sat next to my lil cousin...im guessing around 5-6 years old
me: Hello mate! You alright!?
cousin: *pauses*...OI GO GET ME SOME ICE CREAM INIT!

That was nice to hear, especially since they come to visit after a few months lol LiL RASCAL!
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salamualikum.
lol, i thought he might have said ''lets go && shuv that cat in the garage && then play ''hospital/hospital'':enough!:
ma'assalama

pssst sis Muslimah yesh indeed keep the rest things to your self lol
 
My youngest sister is very attached to me. She used to think of me as her mother and not my mother. After i got married and we seperated she was very sick for a while. That's when she wrote me a letter and said

" Ajeejaan(ELder sister), I cry everyday when I remmember u. I am very sad. Pliz tell me the truth, who is my real mother??"

I cried too, when I read her letter, I still save them with me.
 
ya_Giney said:
my niece is hilarious, at school they teach them all sorts at a small age, coz once my niece anout 5 comes home and sez to her mum and dad, that her teacher said when your belly gets big your going to have a baby, so she says to my brother is grandma gonna have a baby aswell? my sister in law cudnt stop laffin coz my bruver didint kno what to say.
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asiyah i think u told me that its sooooo funny!!!lol
Awwww kids r so cute i hant got any neices or nephews yet but cant wait!!!!!!:D
nowadays kids r so clever i was a rite dumby!!!!lolzzzz+o(
 
^^lol@posts ;D

AmarFaisal said:
My youngest sister is very attached to me. She used to think of me as her mother and not my mother. After i got married and we seperated she was very sick for a while. That's when she wrote me a letter and said

" Ajeejaan(ELder sister), I cry everyday when I remmember u. I am very sad. Pliz tell me the truth, who is my real mother??"

I cried too, when I read her letter, I still save them with me.
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awww poor thing :(

In Pakistan, my aunt/uncle lived in a separate part of the house from my grandmother. So if my aunt bought food over and the dishes got left in my grans kitchen, my lil cousin (3) would come in collect their dishes and say in an angry voice, "These are our dishes!" and walk of with them like a right moody little madam. :lol:
 
HIJABI*** said:
asiyah i think u told me that its sooooo funny!!!lol
Awwww kids r so cute i hant got any neices or nephews yet but cant wait!!!!!!:D
nowadays kids r so clever i was a rite dumby!!!!lolzzzz+o(
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u werent supposed to mention my name lol!:-[
 
My 4 yr old little sister makes me laugh all the time. She talks like a grown up lady... "well actually I don't think I should" and she calls me a "silly sausage," she copies off my mum lol
 
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My sister teaches Classes for little kids at the masjid on Sundays, so anyway last Sunday one student of hers was making a big fuss and being difficult over learning her Arabic words.

My sis : Read this Nusayba

Nusayba : But I dunno what it issssssss :'(

Sis : Nusayba you just read it a few lines up, now read it again

Nusayba : I dunnooooooooooooooooo :'(

Sis : Nusayba if you dont pull yourself together and read it you will have to start from the beginning! :anger:

Nusayba : *whispers the word* and then she wails " But why do I have to learn Arabic anyway!!??? :'( I'm not even EGYPTIAN!!! :'(


;D;D;D
 
^lolol ;D

like my son says, "What's the point?!" :giggling:

though thankfully not on learning arabic :phew
 
Man that is funny. i make my nephew try to understand that this is the chosen language "dont you want to learn it".
 
At new year 2007 US news channel interviewed 3 children in Jerusalem, a Jew, a Muslim and a Christian and one of the questions was what is paradise/heaven like?

The Christian & Jewish children both described God and angels and peace, etc. The Muslim child said "Paradise is just full of chocolate ice cream".

I nearly fell of my chair laughing.
 
My niece at the moment is going through a mid-life crisis. Three of her teeth have fallen and she is looking at the mirror everyday wondering when it will grow again. Lol i keep telling her it wont grow and that she will remain toth-less forever....i know evil uncle. :giggling: ;D :giggling: ;D
 
salamunalikum,

...once i was talking to one of the kids on my street and we started talking about his grandad whos like a rly old man and i go to him...

'so habib how old do u think ur grandad is?'

and he goes

'err...i dunno...maybe he's 25 or 99'

LOL...i thought it was so cuute...what a nice age range lol.
 
thats really funny- i have a nephew of mine - who was the naughtiest one. u keep the washing machine with the cover open - he would empty the whole washing powder box into it. he would go and spray the whole room with the perfume bottle till its half empty- the best thing - my dad got his moustache cut by mistake- so he just cut it off completely - he was sitting on his lap- and he didnt noticed that while he was playing- suddenly he saw it - and he jumped from his lap to mine - and started crying-"where did his moustache go" we were in laughing busters. and he didnt go near my dad- till his moustache grew back. and then he would touch and try to pluck it - to test whether it was real. kids are really kids
 
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Not funny....but deep....that make you think.

Asslamu Alaikum
 

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