Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Kittygyal]

Simple. Send all your money to me.

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salam.
how am i suppose to do that??? *unless you give me your address, so i can stand outside like bro Minaz does:X *

 

[Muezzin]

Nah, I can't give sisters my address. Then they'd all stalk me.



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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

cool muezzin ur new avatar and sig are WAY COOL!

 

[Sister_6038]

?
i got told that this ? was too short so you know....

 

[Muezzin]

Jazakallah khier, Umm Shaheed. See, we can still have cool avatars and stuff in the new rules

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

You know this is me... ~Mu'MiNaH~ don't you?
Just wondering...

 

[Muezzin]

Indeed I do.

Hatsheput, you do perplex me.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ok... anyway... am i gonna get more than that hlaf a$$ed apology you gave me earlier.... it sounded like you were sucking on too many lemons!

 

[Muezzin]

PICTURE SHOWING A HUMAN HAND

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ooh thanks a bunch!

 

[Helena]

i have questions.....well on da train..going to uni...well am at uni...doing last assaignemnt...then am free for 5 months.......cannot posibly wait...

da question is....wen i look at non-muslims i feel something for them...my duty as a muslims is to spread the word of islam inshalah..i feel incomplete.....dunno how to appraoch them?

second i wanna drive...take lessons dis summer inshalah..but i dnt have confident.....dunno its moi....

third....gotta think of something...get bck to u later...

wslmz

 

[Bittersteel]

The only way you'll get in there is through a sex-change. And they're haraam.

hang on I can change my gender here right?

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Were you previously known as Abrar?

 

[Bittersteel]

OMG someone remembered me?!!!Impossible!

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Yeah... you're the dude who thinks alot women cheat on their husbands. Right?

 

[Helena]

muezzin...wots tAKING U TIME....

 

[Muezzin]

muezzin...wots tAKING U TIME....

As the French probably say: 'Le revision'. Or something.

i have questions.....well on da train..going to uni...well am at uni...doing last assaignemnt...then am free for 5 months.......cannot posibly wait...

da question is....wen i look at non-muslims i feel something for them...my duty as a muslims is to spread the word of islam inshalah..i feel incomplete.....dunno how to appraoch them?

Erm, just walk over and say 'hi' maybe?

second i wanna drive...take lessons dis summer inshalah..but i dnt have confident.....dunno its moi....

Go for it.

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[Helena]

muezzin i was expecting more...but good thou...:rollseyes :rollseyes

anway shukran for the advice...

have u lost ur touch? or jus focued on ur la revision? or the questions were too weird...

i dunno.... anyway good luck wid ur exam...inshalah u'll pass wid ur flying colours...

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do people want to change sex??? erm weird be happy what god made you!
w.salam

 

[Kittygyal]

how wud muezzin know tht...
ask MJ :brother:

salam.
cause someone said they want to go in sisters section!
w.salam