Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Muezzin.......y do girls not listen to me in college wen i tell them Music is HARAAM?!?!?! :heated:
 
Salaamz

y is college so boring nowadayssssssssssss?

w/salaam
 
Aalimah said:
Muezzin.......y do girls not listen to me in college wen i tell them Music is HARAAM?!?!?! :heated:
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Girls don't listen to anyone no matter what you're telling them.

That was a joke.

Try the softly, softly approach. Maybe they're so attached to their music that they don't want to let it go. In that case, telling them it's haraam is just going to push them away. Just try to show through your actions that one doesn't need music to be a complete human being.

nafy_luvz_u said:
Salaamz

y is college so boring nowadayssssssssssss?

w/salaam
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Like Aalimah said, exams have finished. Plus, now you can make a sock monkey!

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That one's called Delilah.

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Verily, in the remembrance of Allah do your hearts find rest!

(Surah Ra'ad, Verse 28)

**Had to say it** :hiding:
 
:salamext:


What do you think of wen u see jackie chan do a stunt?
And then what do u think of wen u see a chimpanzee jump from tree to tree?

if its not the same are you a bit of a racist? :D


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Whyyyyyyyyyyyy is it so weirddddddddddddddddddddd? (The Weather)

Why is the weather so weird LOL............meaning its sunny and then raining and then sunny.....i mean..........make ur mind up!!
 
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That's england weather 4 u - just like John Agard says in his poem 'Half-Caste'
 
Aalimah said:
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy is it so weirddddddddddddddddddddd? (The Weather)

Why is the weather so weird LOL............meaning its sunny and then raining and then sunny.....i mean..........make ur mind up!!
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If it was too hot, we'd be complaining because we'd be thirsty, and if it was too wet, we'd be complaining because we're drowning.

Balance is king.

Asma1 said:
That's england weather 4 u - just like John Agard says in his poem 'Half-Caste'
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That's a very good, funny poem. I've seen that guy doing his 'performance poetry' actually. He's a very funny, insightful man.

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Abd'Majid said:
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What do you think of wen u see jackie chan do a stunt?
And then what do u think of wen u see a chimpanzee jump from tree to tree?

if its not the same are you a bit of a racist? :D


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MUUUEEEEEZZIIIIIIN!!!! bro allow ignorin me like that :(
 
Abd'Majid said:
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What do you think of wen u see jackie chan do a stunt?
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I don't think, I'm just lost in a chuckling 'WOAH!'

And then what do u think of wen u see a chimpanzee jump from tree to tree?
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Same as above, sans 'whoah'.

if its not the same are you a bit of a racist? :D
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Chimapnzees could kick human butt. Seriously. The only thing we have going for us is technology. Chimps have extremely strong limbs and are armed with rocks. Not a good combination.

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Muezzin said:
Chimapnzees could kick human butt. Seriously. The only thing we have going for us is technology. Chimps have extremely strong limbs and are armed with rocks. Not a good combination.

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:salamext:


Seriously? :eek: u think so? :eek: im tempted to fight a chimpanzee just 2 see how it goes now!!!!


:wasalamex:
 
Abd'Majid said:
:salamext:


Seriously? :eek: u think so? :eek: im tempted to fight a chimpanzee just 2 see how it goes now!!!!


:wasalamex:
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Make sure you suit up, like this guy:

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Apes are tough muthas.

Asma1 said:
Hey u finally got rid of that ghost buster thingy.
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Thank you for noticing, have a Monopoly car:

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