Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Do you think its fair one to have holiday and the other one always to work :?
 
Do you think its fair one to have holiday and the other one always to work :?
It's usually unfair, unless the other one is working for Butlins. I have no pity for their employees.

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A perfect holiday gave by employer how long should last :?
 
over 4000 replies and over 76,000 views and yet i haven't seen anything that would benefit the Muslims in regards to their duniay or akhira. So um what is the point of this thread again?
 
over 4000 replies and over 76,000 views and yet i haven't seen anything that would benefit the Muslims in regards to their duniay or akhira. So um what is the point of this thread again?
To make people laugh.

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^^good answer...very smart...bravr, bravo....:p

if life is filled with the unexpected, then what is the unexpected filled with..?
 
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Abu_muslimah, funny pic but you're supposed to ask us questions. Loved the pic though.

Carrotts are Orange.

Why are Oranges not Carrot?

Ok lemme 'splain you.

Carrots are orange but not oranges and Oranges are orange but not carrots. Comprendez?
 
hav u eva eaten something you thought was something else?
hav you ever hit someone you thought was someone else?
have you ever gone somewhere you thought was somewhere else?>

i got loads more !
 
hav u eva eaten something you thought was something else?
I almost ate a ladybird attached to a corn flake. True story. Then I was put off corn flakes for two months.

hav you ever hit someone you thought was someone else?
Well... I've missed.

have you ever gone somewhere you thought was somewhere else?>
All the time. This is the bathroom right?

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salaam...

bro am gettin married in lyk about 2 months time.......any tipssssssss?? lol

take care :)

w/salaam
 
salaam...

bro am gettin married in lyk about 2 months time.......any tipssssssss?? lol

take care :)

w/salaam
Mabrook! Congratulations!

Tips? Hmm... on the invitations write 'No Boxed Gifts' so as to deter guests from buying rubbish cheap presents down the pound shop.

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Why are some people stingy with reps?

Why u so obsessed with carrots?!

311 pages of this thread....load of _ _ _ _ - fill that in :D

thats bout it for now lol got work 2 do..........be bak l8erz!
 
Dear Muezzin and Minaz,

Where's my pencil sharpener? I've looked all over my darn desk and just can't seem to find it.

Panther.
 
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Why are some people stingy with reps?
Ordinarily, I'd have a witty retort, but in this case, I'm included in your statement. Drats.

Why u so obsessed with carrots?!
Why are you not obsessed with carrots?

This seems indicative of obsessive compulsive disorder. Tell me about your mother. Would you like a couch to lie on?

311 pages of this thread....load of _ _ _ _ - fill that in :D
Carrots.

thats bout it for now lol got work 2 do..........be bak l8erz!
Terminator-style.

Though hopefully, you won't return in the same manner he did. As my walls aren't car-proof.

Panther said:
Dear Muezzin and Minaz,
Y'ello.

Where's my pencil sharpener? I've looked all over my darn desk and just can't seem to find it.
Do not try and find the pencil sharpener. That's impossible. Instead only try and realise the truth. That there is no pencil sharpener. Then you will see it is not the pencil sharpener that is lost, it is only yourself.

Alternatively, I reckon the Borrowers nicked it. Hey, they gotta eat.

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