Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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^ Are you by any chance with the Pakistani League of *buy one get one free, or get the cheapest thing even thought it will break the next day* slogan?

 

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

LOL!

Were you born funny? if not how long did it take for you to master the art?

Can you rhyme?

The cheapest Item? Dang! That leads me onto my next ques...why are people dumb enough to buy from vending machines when things are clearly double the price? :skeleton:

Why is it that I can walk forwards and backwards real fast but not sideways?

WassalamuAlaykum

 

[truemuslim]

why do ppl want heaven but dont wanna die?
why do ppl ask me to kill them?
should i kill them?
tanx yo

 

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Why are some people scared of dying ?

"Over!" - What does that signify to you?

Do u feel sleepy? Why?

 

[truemuslim]

oh and also ...
who REALLY killed tupac? if u cant answer this u suck at being a master of anything! muahahahaaa :Evil:

Kiddin of course!!

 

[Na7lah]

wat do u do wen u feel soo depressed ad u feel like your life is worthless? wat should i do?

 

[Re.TiReD]

wat do u do wen u feel soo depressed ad u feel like your life is worthless? wat should i do?

I want to answer that but If I do my post will get deleted Ermm do you want a clowny answer from the bro's or a serious one? Ima PM you insha'Allah sis. Chin up

 

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What do u think of predestination ?

 

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How do you multi quote?

 

[Na7lah]

how does it feel to hav the rhymes thread over your thread?

wats ur favorite language?

wats your favorite word?

wats your favorite website besides LI and it cant be one dat u made lol

 

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Where art thou...

 

[Tania]

Do you think its dificult to build a wood fence :?

 

[truemuslim]

Is the reason u suddenly disappeared because of stupid exams?
Do you think you will pass the stupid exams?

 

[aamirsaab]

Bloody hell, we really should start charging!

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^ Are you by any chance with the Pakistani League of *buy one get one free, or get the cheapest thing even thought it will break the next day* slogan?

Yes. I live by that slogan

AssalamuAlaykum

Were you born funny? if not how long did it take for you to master the art?

No actually I learnt all my humour. Main influences are: house, fresh prince, my wife and kids, bremner bird and fortune, peter kay and the like. I don't think I've mastered it though - House always seems to outclass me.

Can you rhyme?

Probably.

The cheapest Item? Dang! That leads me onto my next ques...why are people dumb enough to buy from vending machines when things are clearly double the price? :skeleton:

Because slotting coins into a machine is fun. If you think otherwise, you are abnormal and should be placed under arrest.

Why is it that I can walk forwards and backwards real fast but not sideways?

You clearly haven't learnt the art of shadow stepping. Ah it takes me back to the golden days when I was just a child....

why do ppl want heaven but dont wanna die?
why do ppl ask me to kill them?
should i kill them?
tanx yo

1 - Why do you keep asking me these questions and not actually paying up!
2 - they are joking
3 - yes

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Why are some people scared of dying ?

Have you EVER thought about dying? Exactly.

"Over!" - What does that signify to you?

Comes after the word: game. Usually occurs in Mario, when you run out of lives.

Do u feel sleepy? Why?

No, because I'm a bad-ass.

oh and also ...
who REALLY killed tupac? if u cant answer this u suck at being a master of anything! muahahahaaa :Evil:...

Mr T. Tupac ate Mr T's cheetos, Mr T found out cus he had orange fingers. Tupac denied it, but Mr T shot the sucka with a 12 gauge.

wat do u do wen u feel soo depressed ad u feel like your life is worthless? wat should i do?

Pray namaz. Read Quran. Kill people on halo 3. In that order.

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What do u think of predestination ?

I think it is a very long word which has little place in this thread.

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How do you multi quote?

Bottom of your post, on the right, next to the quote button.

how does it feel to hav the rhymes thread over your thread?

Blessed

wats ur favorite language?

Spanish or Japanese. Both are equally bad ass.

wats your favorite word?

Bad ass and retard.

wats your favorite website besides LI and it cant be one dat u made lol

EBAY!

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Where art thou...

If you are going to quote a play, quote it all: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo.

Do you think its dificult to build a wood fence :?

Not really, you just stick it into the ground and bam: a wooden fence.

NEXT!

 

[Na7lah]

wat are you gona charge us?
what's your fav game
do u ever get annoyed by this thread

BTW don't u think its more dan a coincidence that the Muezzin and Minaz: masters of might blah blah blah is over the rhymes thread?

don't u think this thread should be renamed to Muezzin and aamirsaab, masters of might, magic and monday mornings

one last q *for now* how can u be masters of Magic wen its Haram :X lol

one more wats your fav color?

 

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• How long did the last post of yours in this thread take you?
  
• If you start charging, what will we have to pay in?
  
• What shall I do if my arm goes numb?
  
• Are you going to attend this lecture? Why/why not?
  
• Where's Muezzin and Minaz bhai gone? aka Thread Starters?
  
• Do you think I ask unnecessary questions?

Nuff.

 

[Fishman]

Who is worse: pigeons or cows?

 

[truemuslim]

what if i dont pay wut u make me pay?

 

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Why isn't Muezzin answering these questions?

 

[Muezzin]

wat are you gona charge us?

Oh, nothing much. Your blood.

Actually, that's only if you default on one payment.

what's your fav game

Buckaraoo.

do u ever get annoyed by this thread

Nothing is as annoying as kamikaze hammers with wings.

BTW don't u think its more dan a coincidence that the Muezzin and Minaz: masters of might blah blah blah is over the rhymes thread?

Comedy trumps poetry?

don't u think this thread should be renamed to Muezzin and aamirsaab, masters of might, magic and monday mornings

Nope. The title is alliterative and awesome and I made it up while eating a chicken wing.

one last q *for now* how can u be masters of Magic wen its Haram :X lol

Read the very first post for an explanation.

one more wats your fav color?

Red. For many reasons. None of them good.

If you start charging, what will we have to pay in?

Seashells.

What shall I do if my arm goes numb?

Plunge it into a bathtub full of custard. If it's still numb, at least you can lick custard off your arm.

Where's Muezzin and Minaz bhai gone? aka Thread Starters?

I had lots of revision to do. I still do. I'm just currently skiving.

Do you think I ask unnecessary questions?

Do I have to answer?

Who is worse: pigeons or cows?

Pigeons. Their excretion is more disrespectful.

what if i dont pay wut u make me pay?

Your soul.

Just joking. That's only if you default on two payments.

Next!