Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Yanal]

Where is minaz?

 

[Muezzin]

lol, what the hell ;D,where did u find that crazy pineapple

Google loves you.

Can you tell us a reaally really REALLY funny joke which will cheer me up? (no pressure)

Okay, so a Trekkie, a Star Wars fan and an Elvis impersonator walk into a bar...

I forget the rest.

i really could not understand this thread

Join the club.

Whats better, the absense of an evil...of something bad...or something good in your life? E.G. would you rather be happy in a chaotic world or would you rather live neither happy nor sad but in a peaceful world?

I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

would you scare your students more if they thought you were a jinn/angel of death?

wa/salam

If you looked like this:

Your students would waver between thinking 'I want my mama' and 'Awesome!'

Where is minaz?

Looking for Carmen Sandiego with Waldo.

But really, he's just not been on this website for a bit.

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[- IqRa -]

Just spent over an hour reading this thread. Hilarious in the beginning, getting a bit weird towards the end. Although the original 2 peopel that started it, it seems to go to Muezzin and aamirsaab thread, not Muezzin and Minaz; whats that about then?

And yes, I have too much time on my hands.

 

[~Taalibah~]

Which hot energy drink do u recommend?

 

[Muezzin]

Just spent over an hour reading this thread.

Holy hole in my pants.

We haven’t even read the entire thread! This sort of bizarre, almost masochistic dedication must not go unnoticed. No. You have earned our highest and most coveted (for it is also our only) honour. By the power of Grayskull, I bestow upon you… The Brick.

My liege.

Hilarious in the beginning, getting a bit weird towards the end.

Just like the best cage fights.

Although the original 2 peopel that started it, it seems to go to Muezzin and aamirsaab thread, not Muezzin and Minaz; whats that about then?

We can confirm at this time that Minaz is, in fact, alive.

And yes, I have too much time on my hands.

It got you a brick, didn’t it?

Which hot energy drink do u recommend?

Molotov Cocktail.

Wait, that’s not a drink…

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[Mysterious Uk]

Howdy,

1) Why do you never see baby pigeons?

2) In a race between the car from knight rider and the car from back to the future.. which car would win?

Go for it.

 

[Muezzin]

Howdy,

1) Why do you never see baby pigeons?

They're either in their nests eating food vomited from their mother's gob, or busy at their summer camps.

Summer training camps that is.

We must move quickly to quash the threat of these feathered, avian-fascists. The future is unthinkable, unless you can think of a deluge of defecation.

2) In a race between the car from knight rider and the car from back to the future.. which car would win?

Go for it.

The winner of any race is:

Mr T's van is fast, sucka!

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[Sahabiyaat]

what wud u do if every day of the week was monday morning? mmmm

 

[Muezzin]

what wud u do if every day of the week was monday morning? mmmm

We'd watch Groundhog Day until we found the answer.

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[KooKoo]

Can you make me a real boy?

 

[Muezzin]

Can you make me a real boy?

I know someone who can:

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[AntiKarateKid]

White meat or the other white meat?

 

[Muezzin]

White meat or the other white meat?

I don't like some of Urban Dictionary's definitions of 'other white meat', so I'll just say I love fried chicken so much I should be black, even though if I had white skin I'd look like a Jew.

And with that blatant disregard for all things politically correct, I'd like to reiterate something for the benefit of members reading this thread for the first time. It's kind of gone astray from the original ethos:

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

It's more about comical problem-solving rather than comical opinions-on-which-flavour-monkey-is-the-best.

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[Musaafirah]

Postgrad studies?
Employment?
Unemployment?
Big fat cake with cherry on top...
I am in a dilemma here..

 

[Muezzin]

Postgrad studies?
Employment?
Unemployment?
Big fat cake with cherry on top...
I am in a dilemma here..

All of them.

Simultaneously.

More seriously, if you're doing postgrad, make sure you have a job lined up before you finish your postgrad studies.

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[Re.TiReD]

I'm in love with my new phone

I'm in love with plums

I'm in love with fresh cream cake

My tutor is a twit

And I might fail this year of uni.

Other than that, I need du'aas insha'Allah

Bangali's are fine

So are Pakistani's

Together they're good too.

Innit?

What does you think and what does you propose I do next?

 

[Muezzin]

I'm in love with my new phone

Love is a free call.

I'm in love with plums

Love is peaches in brine.

I'm in love with fresh cream cake

Love is a laddoo ball.

My tutor is a twit

And hate is a snake down the spine.

And I might fail this year of uni.

Other than that, I need du'aas insha'Allah

Inshallah, you'll pass. If I can do it... and, more to the point, if Minaz can do it, anyone can.

Not really. Minaz worked very hard on his degree. To celebrate he bought this tasteful automobile:

Or he may have done.

In an alternate dimension.

Bangali's are fine

So are Pakistani's

Together they're good too.

Innit?

These hermanos make mucho masala fish?

El pescados loco.

What does you think and what does you propose I do next?

Work hard in uni, revise, and remember my second* simple solution for everything:

When in doubt, eat a bike.

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*the first being 'when in doubt, beat up a tramp'.

 

[Yanal]

Where is minaz?

I have a proposal for you,let us[the Alpha Dynasty] assist you on this thread and you will get plentiful fame and reps. Deal or no deal?

 

[Muezzin]

Where is minaz?

His location is secret.

I have a proposal for you,let us[the Alpha Dynasty] assist you on this thread and you will get plentiful fame and reps. Deal or no deal?

No deal, Mr Banker. Find your own box o' money.

Or better yet, play this board game:

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[Abdul Fattah]

Do Lipton employees have coffeebreaks?
Also, could you tell me next weeks lottery numbers?