Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Pr4sE Question: ;D

Is it true that a jehova's witness doesnt leave until you give them permission? LOL
 
Pr4sE said:
naa i'd prefer u to answer the first question, i knew i'll eventually pull off one u cant answer haha ;D
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Well, I never was very good at maths. :p I'll just say an arbitrary number since I wasn't keeping count - let's say, I told about 5,000. Less than half of them were actually funny.

'Funny' for these purposes means, 'people laughed'.

nazia said:
my new question is...im inshAllah going to do work experience as a teacher in a primary school ....what would u say is the best technique in dealing with children?
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Slap them.

I'm kidding. Explain things in terms they understand, make sure to crouch down whenever you talk to them, so that they don't get a complex later on about being talked down to. No, seriously. Be patient and encouraging.

Is it true that a jehova's witness doesnt leave until you give them permission? LOL
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If you count closing the door in their face as permission, yes.
 
Muezzin said:
Slap them.

I'm kidding. Explain things in terms they understand, make sure to crouch down whenever you talk to them, so that they don't get a complex later on about being talked down to. No, seriously. Be patient and encouraging.
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salaam,

aw man the first bit shocked me!!! ;D :hiding: lol

jazakAllah will remember to crouch....

wassalam
 
helena said:
:sl:

twin.......... can u explain this thread? kinda confused!:?

:w:
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Read the first post, virtual-twin sister :brother: We give 'guidance' and 'advice'. ;)

nazia said:
salaam,

aw man the first bit shocked me!!! lol

jazakAllah will remember to crouch....

wassalam
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Just when you're talking to them, make sure you're at their level. :)
 
Muezzin said:
Just when you're talking to them, make sure you're at their level. :)
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salaam,

lol what if i end up tripping up in my jilbaab and whacking my head on the table, or even worse falling on a lil kid? :? :heated:

wassalam
 
salaam
i always get phone pranked by my friend :(
i wanna get her back but she always recognizes my voice :(
what should i dooo:? i sooo badly want to prank her :giggling:
 
:sl:

got a big prob at uni.... well am studying education studies planning to become a teacher inshalah! da prob is am doing childrens art education, but the teacher is soo rubbish does not even talk or discuss art education in primary school, more of the history of art and how society view it. It soo hard to understand him, or he dsnt understand us! Just don't wana fail da module!

and how can i say 'no' to people? am dat type will accect evrything, kinda nice u see!!!

:w:
 
salaamz

its coz no1 cARes ABOUT da pOOR fishes!!! some1s gotta step up sumtime RITEE!!??? lol
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LOL! :giggling: i just ate fish tho hahaha....im after ur fish bro pr4se!! watch out!!! looooool ;) ;D

Muezzin said:
She still has my chicken bucket. And now it's empty.
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yeh lyk wateva bro! lol :giggling: i lyk FISH....not chicken lolz....FISH...u hear dat bro pr4se....FISH...looool ;D

take care
w/salaamz :)
 
salaam,

lol my Nafster ...going to email you tomoz inshAllah :wub: have a lot to say ;)

and bro Muezzin do you know why Nafster aka Nafy is the greatest gangster in b'ham? :?

wassalam
 
nazia said:
salaam,

lol what if i end up tripping up in my jilbaab and whacking my head on the table, or even worse falling on a lil kid? :? :heated:

wassalam
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Don't sweat it, I fall over and crush my little bros all the time, except when I do it I call it a bodyslam.

lovly_lady said:
salaam
i always get phone pranked by my friend
i wanna get her back but she always recognizes my voice
what should i dooo i sooo badly want to prank her
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If you've got a brother, get him to growl down it saying, 'I'll kill you! And I know what colour trousers you're wearing!'

helena said:
got a big prob at uni.... well am studying education studies planning to become a teacher inshalah! da prob is am doing childrens art education, but the teacher is soo rubbish does not even talk or discuss art education in primary school, more of the history of art and how society view it. It soo hard to understand him, or he dsnt understand us! Just don't wana fail da module!
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Go and see him and discuss the problem.

Alternatively you could slap him around with a wet fish.

and how can i say 'no' to people? am dat type will accect evrything, kinda nice u see!!!
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Step 1: Open mouth.

Step 2: Curl lips.

Step 3: Say the word 'No'

Step 4: Shake head vigorously.
 
Er... The purpose of meaning is to elucidate that which eludes us. In the absence of meaning there is only chaos and apathy.

Was that good enough? :p

Next!
 
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Go and see him and discuss the problem.

Alternatively you could slap him around with a wet fish. wots with the wet fish? kinda funny but y fish virtual bro?


Step 1: Open mouth.

Step 2: Curl lips.

Step 3: Say the word 'No'

Step 4: Shake head vigorously.[/QUOTE]


Jazaks for da following steps, will be helpful in da future!

:w:
 
:sl:

Funny i was thinlkin da same thing? yeah muezzin hw cum minaz never answers? and who is minaz twin?:?

:w: :happy:
 

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