Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Muezzin]

Do you always get bullied upon?

If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of thousands of tiny violins lamenting my plight.

 

[minaz]

yep and a lil extremist alien in his ear whispering "intifaada, intifaada"

 

[Muezzin]

That's Tony.

Reeeedruuuum.

Ahem. Anymore problems?

 

[Protected_Diamond]

asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

im getting spot's on my forehead what shall i do?

*sniffs*

walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu

 

[minaz]

what's my answer to everything

 

[Protected_Diamond]

what's my answer to everything

ummmmm?

 

[Muezzin]

asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

im getting spot's on my forehead what shall i do?

*sniffs*

walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu

Stay away from these, invest in this, and wear this

 

[Far7an]

Assalamu alaikum

We have a sudden surge of chavs joining the forum, I am beggining to think they look up to Muezzin and Minaz, how can we deal with this?

 

[Muezzin]

Assalamu alaikum

We have a sudden surge of chavs joining the forum, I am beggining to think they look up to Muezzin and Minaz, how can we deal with this?

Brick their windows. The Chavs' I mean. We have double glazing.

 

[Protected_Diamond]

Stay away from these, invest in this, and wear this

asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

:giggling: cheeky, i don't believe in this spotty product (hehe), chips is the highlights of my day and a cap for a muslim girl?? hmmm? no thanks but jazahka Allah lol, and that would look funny to beacuse i wear a hijaab.

walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu

 

[Halima]

Any solution to getting rid of fish and chips?

 

[minaz]

don't worry those female suicide bombers wear those black baseball caps under their scarves as shown in their mission briefing tapes - and they don't feel funny

 

[Muezzin]

asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

:giggling: cheeky, i don't believe in this spotty product (hehe),

Oh, but I do.

chips is the highlights of my day

Chips are your highlights? That must make your hair kinda greasy.

nd a cap for a muslim girl?? hmmm? no thanks but jazahka Allah lol, and that would look funny to beacuse i wear a hijaab.

walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu

So? Start a new trend!

 

[minaz]

cuz the kufaar eat them and we shouldn't immitate the kufaar

 

[Muezzin]

Any solution to getting rid of fish and chips?

Burn them, burn them, BURN THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA!

...sorry, I usually drink decaf.

 

[Protected_Diamond]

asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabaarkthu

Oh, but I do.

hmmmm....are you talking from experience bro? :X

Chips are your highlights? That must make your hair kinda greasy.

no not really lol

So? Start a new trend!

no thanks lol..that's crazy o well jazahka Allah khair for your mastermind solution's, you forgot to mention drink loads of water...grrrr!!! lol

walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabaarkthu

 

[- Qatada -]

cuz the kufaar eat them and we shouldn't immitate the kufaar

kafirz go on forumz too!


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

 

[Muezzin]

asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabaarkthu
hmmmm....are you talking from experience bro? :X

I'm talking from experience...

...of holding Clearasil shares.

kafirz go on forumz too!

This argument doesn't just fail, it phails* because:

1) Kafirs wake up in the morning too
2) Kafirs go to the toilet too
3) Kafirs eat breakfast too
4) Kafirs walk too
5) Kafirs get run over by random buses being driven by gun-toting maniacs too, in certain comedy-horror movies.

*some sort of Internet slang, I dunno.

 

[minaz]

Proud ukht on a serious note, yeh if you live in the UK "Boots" are doing 3 for 2 on Clearasil items (also L’oreal, Colgate, and many others) best ones are the cleaning wipes (use 2 a day) or alternatively use the conditioner (twice a day and it lasts longer). But if you want to get rid of the spots immediately use the "Clearasil pen" (approx £4.50) but I guarantee you they will disappear within 2 days. It's all good getting rid of spots but you have to maintain your face as well, so use the conditioner daily and do drink a lot of water. If you follow these simple instructions you'll gain a soft face like a baby's bum - just as I posses kay:

 

[baby_muslimah15]

Okay Bro Muezzin your help is really appricated(but I think she needs sum helpful gurl advice) Proud Ukht....Maybe you should try ProActive I hear it really works, mashaAllah I dont need it, but sum of my family and friends, have tryed it, but it takes awhile to you know clear(or you can try sum other facial thingie product)....Now heres my problem, I wanted 2 go 2 da movies, but I was told I couldnt go(what do I do) and dont think about sayin go beat up a tramp!