Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Salaamz

basically sis....if u got a problem jus ask bro muezzin and minaz....n they will no doubt come up wid a weird n wonderful solution 2 it lol ;D

aye bros i need help....i jus had ma first drivin lesson kinda thing wid my big sis....n she now sez dat dat was my first and last 1 wid her....cus shes too scared 2 give me n e more lol....so i clearly havent made a gud first impression.....n dads worse den ma sis...if he shows me....hes gonna shout at me propa if i get it rong!! wat do i do????

take care
w/salaamz :)
 
Get driving lessons with the RAC or something.

Or, do your lessons in Leicester because with my mad Paki networking skills (tm), I may or may not be able to get you some cheap lessons with the father of someone I know.

...But that's a last resort. Try one of the driving schools and shop around for the best deal.

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ok i have a problem

i have 4 assignments 2 do

1 4 tues, 2 4 wed, and 1 for fri

but because im soooooooooooooooo lazy

dis is my daily routine: get up at 2, watch telly for few hours, go2sleep again, wake up 2 eat, then watch telly again, then bedtym again....... sOOOOOOOOOo i never get tym 2 do my work

which means i may end up gettin kiked of the course

WAT SHALL I DO BOYS????
 
SoldiereSS_1 said:
ok i have a problem

i have 4 assignments 2 do

1 4 tues, 2 4 wed, and 1 for fri

but because im soooooooooooooooo lazy

dis is my daily routine: get up at 2, watch telly for few hours, go2sleep again, wake up 2 eat, then watch telly again, then bedtym again....... sOOOOOOOOOo i never get tym 2 do my work

which means i may end up gettin kiked of the course

WAT SHALL I DO BOYS????
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1) Don't watch telly. Do your Tuesday assignment.

2) Don't go to sleep again. Continue your Tuesday assignment.

3) Eat. And do your assignment at the same time if possible.

4) Don't watch telly again. Do your Tuesday assignment.

Go to bed earlier and get up at about eight. Continue the four steps above throughout the week until your assignments are complete.

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Muezzin said:
1) Don't watch telly. Do your Tuesday assignment.

2) Don't go to sleep again. Continue your Tuesday assignment.

3) Eat. And do your assignment at the same time if possible.

4) Don't watch telly again. Do your Tuesday assignment.

Go to bed earlier and get up at about eight. Continue the four steps above throughout the week until your assignments are complete.

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gosh you would make such a good councillor.....hmmmpft
 
Muezzin said:
1) Don't watch telly. Do your Tuesday assignment.

2) Don't go to sleep again. Continue your Tuesday assignment.

3) Eat. And do your assignment at the same time if possible.

4) Don't watch telly again. Do your Tuesday assignment.

Go to bed earlier and get up at about eight. Continue the four steps above throughout the week until your assignments are complete.

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1- if i dont watch telly then i cant survive

2- I cant help but fall asleep

3- It takes me ages to finish eatin after which i like to have a nap

4- I ned to watch telly

AND I CANT SLEEP B4 2AM

HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I WAS HOPIN THE ANSWER 2 MY PROBLEMS WUD BE 'CHILL OUT SOLDIERESS, MUEZZIN AND MINAZ ARE HERE 4 U, WE SHALL DOOOO ALL YA ASIGNMNTS 4 U BY 2MORO'................ WISHFUL THINKIN EH
 
SoldiereSS_1 said:
1- if i dont watch telly then i cant survive
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My butt. Neighbours isn't that good.

2- I cant help but fall asleep
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Then sleep.

3- It takes me ages to finish eatin after which i like to have a nap
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Geez lady, you sleep so much that I wonder when you've got time for class!

4- I ned to watch telly
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No, you need to get your assignments done otherwise you'll get kicked out.

AND I CANT SLEEP B4 2AM
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Huh?

HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I WAS HOPIN THE ANSWER 2 MY PROBLEMS WUD BE 'CHILL OUT SOLDIERESS, MUEZZIN AND MINAZ ARE HERE 4 U, WE SHALL DOOOO ALL YA ASIGNMNTS 4 U BY 2MORO'................ WISHFUL THINKIN EH
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Send us your credit card details and we'll see what we can do. :p
 
Muezzin said:
My butt. Neighbours isn't that good.


Then sleep.


Geez lady, you sleep so much that I wonder when you've got time for class!


No, you need to get your assignments done otherwise you'll get kicked out.


Huh?


Send us your credit card details and we'll see what we can do. :p
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LOOOOOOOLLLL BRO U R JUS TOOOOOOOOO GUD!!!

NO1- How u knw i watch Neighbours?!!!

NO2-Thats the problem, i cant help but sleep so I sleep, wich is y i end up duin jak all all day sp wat use is it U advisin me to SLEEP THEN lol

NO3- I sleep sooooooooo much I end up missin 99% lectures which is why I havent a clue wat 2 do 4 dese DUMB assignmnts!!!!

NO4- Wats dat HUH all bout?!

NO5-Credit card details my butt!!!

Lol:okay: :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:
 
SoldiereSS_1 said:
LOOOOOOOLLLL BRO U R JUS TOOOOOOOOO GUD!!!

NO1- How u knw i watch Neighbours?!!!
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I'm just that damn good.

NO2-Thats the problem, i cant help but sleep so I sleep, wich is y i end up duin jak all all day sp wat use is it U advisin me to SLEEP THEN lol
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Sleep earlier then. Don't nap, just go to bed at say, ten p.m. It's really not that hard.

NO3- I sleep sooooooooo much I end up missin 99% lectures which is why I havent a clue wat 2 do 4 dese DUMB assignmnts!!!!
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Go and see your lecturers in uni. It's what you're paying 'em tuition fees for.

NO4- Wats dat HUH all bout?!
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Huh? :p

NO5-Credit card details my butt!!!
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Dang. It works sometimes.
 
Muezzin said:
I'm just that damn good.


Sleep earlier then. Don't nap, just go to bed at say, ten p.m. It's really not that hard.


Go and see your lecturers in uni. It's what you're paying 'em tuition fees for.


Huh? :p


Dang. It works sometimes.
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i dont pay tuition fees i cant sleep early and that creadit card crap dont work wid me

wat can u do 4 me muezzin
 
SoldiereSS_1 said:
i dont pay tuition fees
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Well, someone is paying something on your behalf. See the damn teachers! :p

i cant sleep early
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Sure you can. All you have to do is close your eyes and count sheep.

and that creadit card crap dont work wid me
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Don't remind me. :p

wat can u do 4 me muezzin
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I can:

a) Take the mick.

Or

b) Try to give you some practical advice.

I chose b) this time. Under normal circumstances, I'd choose a), but I thought I'd be not-a-butthead.

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Muezzin said:
Well, someone is paying something on your behalf. See the damn teachers! :p


Sure you can. All you have to do is close your eyes and count sheep.


Don't remind me. :p


I can:

a) Take the mick.

Or

b) Try to give you some practical advice.

I chose b) this time. Under normal circumstances, I'd choose a), but I thought I'd be not-a-butthead.

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I THOUGHT U CUD SOLVE EVERY1Z PROBLEMS U BUTTHEAD!! U AINT SOLVED MINE

LOL MESSIN

THANKS 4 DA ADVICE

AINT WORKED THO

MAN IM SCREEEEEEEWWWWWEEEEEDDDDDDDD
 
SoldiereSS_1 said:
I THOUGHT U CUD SOLVE EVERY1Z PROBLEMS U BUTTHEAD!! U AINT SOLVED MINE

LOL MESSIN

THANKS 4 DA ADVICE

AINT WORKED THO

MAN IM SCREEEEEEEWWWWWEEEEEDDDDDDDD
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Whaddya mean 'AINT WORKED THO' - I only gave you the advice ten minutes ago! :p Try it out in the morning. And get ready for some serious butt-kissery for your teachers since I get the impression they might not actually like you very much. Alternatively, do the work with some friends.

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